Well he's obviously not really Jewish.
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You make some decent points but let's not forget that we're talking about having to move one hand every time you want to switch between games, I don't think that's enough of an inconvenience to be considered an issue, even if it wasn't offset by the ease of being able to tap your finger on the thing you want and have it appear rather than scrolling through a list with a joystick.
Oh and next time please don't ruin your decent argument with the lame lazy &...
Japan is probably the only country who's regular pornstars are actually beautiful girls and not strange alien gladiator looking creatures. It's just a shame their porn movies usually consist of a girl puking on an eel as it disappears into a pixelated box covering the lower half of a girl crying in a torture device.
After buying an iPad I can't go back to any kind of navigation that isn't touchscreen. More options are always a good thing but I really don't see how you could even think it's an issue worth mentioning. It's like complaining that you don't get to take the bus as much now they've invented teleporters.
Like with Fallout 3 before it, I start my night thinking, 'bah, I don't know if I can be bothered getting invested in Skyrim again tonight. I feel like a quick immediate game, maybe I'll play half an hour of Skyrim later on'. and I end my night (or morning) thinking, 'Okay I'll just stay up another hour and find this amulet the Dark elf wanted me to get then I REALLY have to get to bed... After killing a dragon or something to properly cap off the session or maybe just...
I like the ridiculousness but other than that it looks like something someone made with the Unreal development kit. I'm still holding out for Nevernude: the Tobias Fünke story.
She's not a fake gamer at all. She actually knows so much about games she somehow got Metal gear solid 4 to run on an Xbox 360. I don't even know how to do that.
Learn from Valve how to create broad genre stereotype characters that come across as charming rather than feeling like they were created by the producer of the Jersey shore.
Do not start the next game with a hip down with the kids rap about zombies.
I could understand lowering the score out of anger about potentially game-breaking bugs but other that there's no reason this game should get anything below an 8. The complaints you list are really quite ridiculous.
People are all the same size and weight.
First of all I'm not sure if this is true. There are body type options in the character creation menu and I'm not sure but I think this carries over into the NPCs. I'm pretty sure I've seen bu...
I'll only click if Batman is on lead guitar.
News headlines because a product is not sold out in stores?? Wow, I myself doubted that there was some major anti-Sony shit going on in the media but these days you'd have to be insane to deny it. I'm almost suspecting there's money behind this rather than it just being a few random fanboys looking for hits, it's starting to look like a preplanned media assault.
Whenever it comes I just hope it's the exact same creative team behind it. The first was such an individual experience and clearly a work of passion. I'd rather not get another chapter to the story than get one tacked on by a randomly chosen writer.
It's quite depressing how many people are stuck in rigid thought patterns to the level that they will claim a game must always be about the gameplay or a book always about the plot etc. if you think this way you will get nothing but formulaic predictable experiences for the rest of your life.
When it comes down to it a 'game' is just an audio visual experience that the audience can interact with. A movie is a non-interactive visual and usually audio experience, musi...
I thought I was the only one at the time but I was really looking forward to this from the first trailer which made it seem like a Metal gear solid game but based around samurai rather than ninja. It seems from these comments I'm not alone, I also have to agree that it looks pretty awful now they seem to have turned it into another arcadey hack n slash.
The thing I wonder is, how is it a love story?? They mean, LOVE love?? The girl's about 13 and the guy's about 40 judging by the trailer. Believe me, I'm not complaining but I would have imagined that would be the thing to raise people's eyebrows more than the sorta not zombie but totally zombie things.
Damn that's upsetting. I was actually looking forward to this since the previous footage made it look as open as MGS4 but just based around action rather than stealth. This looks just like a Ninja gaiden clone, I can't even say how disappointing that is.
I typed in my windows password wrong the other day and as soon as the error message came up I got a strong urge to jump back and avoid the darts that were sure to fire out of the walls at me.
I experienced my first major slowdown last night but I put it down to the fact that I was fighting a dragon in a giant camp while they and their mammoths chased me around and a group of hunters attacked them while another dragon flew around (or spazzed out half glitched into a rock) in the distance. If this debacle seriously hurts Bethesda it'll be sad since Skyrim is the most brilliant imaginative game I've played in a long time but obviously you can't release a broken game and n...
It should probably be a small thing but the glowing orbs that fly out of dead enemies might be a deal breaker for me. The first game was brilliant because of the incredible immersion factor, you really felt like you were living the story. The addition of glowing health orbs flying at you every second and (if I remember correctly) pop score indicators after special kills might have been good for a crazy arcade adventure like Borderlands but they're so out of place in The darkness I don'...
Jesus, thanks for the fucking heart attack.