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Submitted by nintendufus 558d ago | opinion piece

Why is Bowser such a horrible father?

Digging deep into longtime Mario antagonist Bowser's past and finding fact, fiction, and rumor--all equally frightening--The Blunder Busters come up with information that may give meaning to some of his questionable choices in fatherhood. (3DS, Bowser, Culture, GameCube, Mario, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Retro, Wii, Wii U)

-Foxtrot  +   558d ago
Maybe he had all his kids to claim benefits...
UltimateMaster  +   558d ago
I don't know.
How many fathers gives a castle to everyone of his children?
OtakuDJK1NG-Rory  +   557d ago
He only have one kid. That Bowser Jr. the Koopalings are adopted.
-Foxtrot  +   557d ago
You'd get child allowance if they are adopted
OtakuDJK1NG-Rory  +   557d ago
@-Foxtrot

There no allowance in Mario world. Bowser gves his strongest minions anything
tigertron  +   558d ago
Maybe because he keeps kidnapping the Princess?
MightyNoX  +   558d ago
He's a single dad with so many bratty kids and a Kingdom to run. Let the man..err...Koopa have his vices. It's good for blowing off steam.
Qwagy UK  +   558d ago
I hope he's been CRB checked.
CertifiedGamer  +   558d ago
This article is stupid but entertaining, People become dumber thanks to articles like this.
nintendufus  +   558d ago
You're... welcome?
il-JumperMT  +   558d ago
Maybe Peach is the horrible mother?

Why do you think they call her mommy
OtakuDJK1NG-Rory  +   557d ago
uh Bowser Jr. was the only one and he knew she wasn't. Go play Super Mario Sunshine.
blackstrr411  +   558d ago
So to add my stupidity I think Mario is high on crack and in his world thinks peach likes him. Cos com-on, Bowser is a King, peach is a princess, mario is a plumber. Mario kidnapps her and beats up bowser at it. Lmao

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