Submitted by nintendufus 432d ago | opinion piece

Why is Bowser such a horrible father?

Digging deep into longtime Mario antagonist Bowser's past and finding fact, fiction, and rumor--all equally frightening--The Blunder Busters come up with information that may give meaning to some of his questionable choices in fatherhood. (3DS, Bowser, Culture, GameCube, Mario, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Retro, Wii, Wii U)

-Foxtrot  +   432d ago
Maybe he had all his kids to claim benefits...
UltimateMaster  +   432d ago
I don't know.
How many fathers gives a castle to everyone of his children?
OtakuDJK1NG  +   431d ago
He only have one kid. That Bowser Jr. the Koopalings are adopted.
-Foxtrot  +   431d ago
You'd get child allowance if they are adopted
OtakuDJK1NG  +   431d ago

There no allowance in Mario world. Bowser gves his strongest minions anything
tigertron  +   432d ago
Maybe because he keeps kidnapping the Princess?
MightyNoX  +   432d ago
He's a single dad with so many bratty kids and a Kingdom to run. Let the man..err...Koopa have his vices. It's good for blowing off steam.
Qwagy UK  +   432d ago
I hope he's been CRB checked.
CertifiedGamer  +   432d ago
This article is stupid but entertaining, People become dumber thanks to articles like this.
nintendufus  +   431d ago
You're... welcome?
il-JumperMT  +   432d ago
Maybe Peach is the horrible mother?

Why do you think they call her mommy
OtakuDJK1NG  +   431d ago
uh Bowser Jr. was the only one and he knew she wasn't. Go play Super Mario Sunshine.
blackstrr411  +   432d ago
So to add my stupidity I think Mario is high on crack and in his world thinks peach likes him. Cos com-on, Bowser is a King, peach is a princess, mario is a plumber. Mario kidnapps her and beats up bowser at it. Lmao

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