MEN!!!
Men! I haz mad jurnelizm skilz
Oomalachung
You're right. Nobody's forcing me to watch while dozens of cheap soulless cash ins are produced every year and great film makers like Alejandro Jodorowsky can't find funding for their movies.
Nobody's forcing me to watch while the masses are dumbed down, taught not to think, not to dream and not to use their imaginations by endless heavily promoted cliche soulless cash ins.
Nobody's forcing me to watch while the credulous rubes line the pockets of soulless exploiters while real ...
This really irritates me. You don't have to make a movie out of every damn videogame, especially not one that already beats most movies at their own game. Let me guess who'll direct ... Terry Gilliam ... nah ... the Coen brothers ... nah ... Oh I know, why not Michael ****ing Bay???? Yeah, we're onto something now, this is gonna be a true masterpiece, something to rival Citizen Kane.
Aw, what a disappointing article. I thought it was gonna say something like, 'Everytime you earn a trophy on MGS4 Hideo Kojima punches a toddler in the face'. That'd be cool.
This isn't very impressive, GTA4 is an alright game. I once played ninety nine nights for five full minutes, now THAT'S impressive.
I for one am glad it's censored. I know the womens have these lumps of fat on their chests but I know if I ever found out what was on the end of them I'd go crazy and start killing people or something. It's best to leave some things unknown.
What???? I'm probably nearing the end of the game now and haven't seen a single QTE. They also say that the first game didn't have quick time events?? The first game had three or four quick time events that gave you an irritatingly short amount of time to press the button. In fact I was just thinking while playing the game last night how good it was that I hadn't run into any of those.
They really should.
From now on whenever I see someone bashing a good videogame on a site designed for discussion about videogames I'll stop and think, 'Oh wait, maybe they know someone with cancer' before doing something as careless, shallow and foolish as engaging in a discussion about videogames on a site designed solely for that purpose.
I can't get into these cell shaded graphics. I love them in things like The Simpsons game or Afro Samurai (which isn't to say I loved either of those games overall) when they make the game look like an actual cartoon. I wish more games would go for that look. I just don't like this kind of cell shading that doesn't seem to know whether it wants to look like animation or still kinda realistic and just winds up with everything looking like it's photoshop posterized with big black lines around e...
What?! This guy's clearly an idiot. Uncharted 2 is bloody awesome
Goddammit I hate everyone.
Actually now I think about it, this would make a great Wii game. Just think of all the hands on motion controlled Wiimote fun you could have with this.
"Viva Media's new adventure designed for girls" ... but I can still play it, right?
... Not that I want to or anything. When's it released??
Uuugh, this is bullsheet Roman and you know it!!
It wasn't my emotions I was tugging at.
This preview was stuck to a mode of writing in the English language that seems to the eyes of even the most casual reader to be filled to beyond the point of exhaustion with needless unnecessarily verbose pontifications and analogies as ill suited to the subject matter as a pig pushing a broken Cadillac uphill along a winding backwoods road. It sucked balls too.
Where the hell is Vampire rain?!?!?!