OXM US explain five things wrong with Mass Effect that don't matter:
OXM US Write:
"1. Elevator rides take longer than the release of Duke Nukem Forever.
No arguing that one. BioWare tries to entertain you now and again with some random chit-chat or news snippets, bu it's just a bad way to hide a bad load time. I'd rather stare at "Loading" – for some reason, it'd be less infuriating."