Ripten Review: Singularity

Sigmund Freud once allegedly said ‘sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.’ He was, of course, talking about things that look like dicks not always meaning it’s a cock- instead it’s just a thing that looks like a wang. Singularity isn’t really penile related, but you could extrapolate that into the world of first person shooters also- sometimes a good shooter is just a good shooter, nothing more. Or maybe you would realize that was just a really poor attempt at an intro and ignore it. Either way, I don’t have a Time Manipulation Device so it’s too late to go back and change it. Let’s just keep going in a linear fashion from beginning to end.

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CrzyFooL2967d ago

How did this game fly under the radar for so long? It seems rock solid on all levels. Who dropped the marketing ball on this one?

Sandwich Bender2966d ago

Seconded. This game arrived out of fucking nowhere and doesn't look bad.

Lombax2966d ago

I know I've had my eye on tnis game for some time now.

LightFantastic2966d ago

I think it was on Game Informer early 2009, if I remember right Lombax. I might just be making that up though.

CrzyFooL2966d ago

I guess they were too busy booking Eminem to promote Black Ops

aselah2966d ago

Sorry, Not into FPS and the penile really????

CrzyFooL2966d ago

Why u gotta h8 on Peniseses lady?

LightFantastic2966d ago

Sometimes a penile analogy is just a penile analogy.

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Sandwich Bender2966d ago

Man, I got really confused by the formatting because I am super dumb. Nice job.

wakash2966d ago

heard good stuff about this game...nice review

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