Zombie Cow Presents: Privates

The latest twin-stick shooter is sure to shock some of you out there. Zombie Cow Studios is taking some gamers where they may have never been before, inside a vagina.

[Alcon Caper]

...the game looks silly as hell, though...

[Fishy Fingers]

Ha, certainly a winner of a headline.

[Double Toasted]

No, looks like PC gamers and soon 360 gamers will be the only ones getting pussy, lol! Jump in!

[Rush]

This has nothing to do with MS you epic moron. MS doesn't own zombie cow studio and they certainly never asked them to make a vagina game. Seriously cut out the 1337 Sony extremist bull crap.

[Double Toasted]

Seriously, theKiller, I wouldn't know why any gaming crowd would want you on their side. You would embarrass them and I must say, your comment is cringe worthy. Seriously...wow...

[Rush]

Dude the PlayStation had a Pamela Anderson sex game where you could put her into any position you want and use sex toys on her.

And guess what there's nothing wrong with that they where exploring the market. Now shut up you epic moron and stop typing because I just owned you in every way possible.

Sony a media company is far more integrated into the porno business the Microsoft a software company will ever be. And there is nothing wrong with that at all.

[ThanatosDMC]

fap fap fap

[Nineball2112]

I approved it too, since it's a valid article, but lol...

Also, how ironic that Fishy Fingers is commenting on here, given his name. :p

[Fishy Fingers]

:)

[EvilBlackCat]

i bet this is the best comment of the day

N4G should have that "Comment of the Day"

[ikkeweer]

atleast it's not about a japanese rape-game

[Kratos Spartan]

Almost spit beer all over my screen. I read the title, thought about it for a sec(the young virgos on LIVE, they always get made fun of on this site in some way or another) and about lost it!!

[PRHB HYBRiiD]

soo having a ps3 means that im not a virgin???....really are you that ignorant??

[Dr Face Doctor]

I feel that this is the one and only opportunity to use a title like this, which means it's about the best title ever. Seriously, how much more perfect could it get? XD

[Winter47th]

Mouth level as DLC?

[AEtherbane]

I'm laughing right now. In real life. My day has been made, thank you.

[Persistantthug]

I just had to click.
:P

[Steve_0]

I love how the news that finally pushed out some of the LBP2 news has to be about vagina's and hot girl gamers. haha

[AAACE5]

@ppazuzu... you have to get off the PC and go get some! This will be your first time and you're going to experience it through a game? I guess people really are into the cyber sex stuff.

[nveenio]

If a video game is your first time inside a vagina, you've got bigger problems...

[PiTCHBLaCK]

Not Bigger ones, smaller ones. LOL /Had to say it.

[vx]

to be able to play this :\

[DatNJDom81]

The amount of win in that comment is inconcievable!

[Nemo88]

:D

[UltraNova]

'Britain. Land of Hope and Glory-holes. Where pregnant, waddling teenagers take up the full width of the pavement with their oversized triplet pushchairs, unaware that their rampant, perpetual humping has filled them to the brim with all manner of grotty infections'

Lol! Sad but true! Nowhere in the world can you see more pregnant adolescents or teenagers with babies! I know I lived 5 years in the UK!

But a game for vaginas? Priceless! lol the 360 is really pushing quality and innovation!

[deafwing]

is this for real?

[DatNJDom81]

This game sounds funny. I mean, this might be the closest to pu$$y the 360 fanboys might get. So yea Jump In.

[-Alpha]

No thanks, I do that in real life.

Just kidding, I don't have a life.

Interesting game concept I guess. I love how XNA is a really good platform for these... unique games.

[Fanb0y]

I like how you got 4 agrees.

[ELite_Ghost]

lol yea 360 fanboys, "for the first time"

[ALFAxD_CENTAURO]

I'm sure a lot of Immatures gonna appreciate this.

[thehitman]

Lol but eh pc for free pay on xbl huh?

[Silentmerc3nary]

GOTY.

[LebaNoob]

HAHAHAHA

Love the avatar btw (Y)

[zatrox]

Game of the year
All years.

[KonohagakureFC]

Ideas seem to be running low on new concepts eh

[fOrlOnhOpe57]

'CONCEPTIONS'?

sex education at its finest ! lol

[WetN00dle69]

lol, now that sounds funny.

[C L O U D]

Who doesn't like p*ssy?

I hope this can make "those" gamers more pro active with the opposite sex

LOL!

[LinuxGuru]

This will be on FOX News soon.

[Ahmay]

;)

[Bathyj]

Ironically, this will be the first time alot of them go into a vagina.

I always thought the first time should be some girl you got drunk at a party. Y'know, something special.

Kids these days.

PS
I cant wait for the expansion pack...cant wait for the expansion pack.
Why'd you say it twice?
I didn't.

[bviperz]

eh?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Bathyj]

I'm glad someone got that.

[Narutone66]

to hear the echo. Funny thing is that it's free for the PC and you have to pay to play it on the 360.

[PiTCHBLaCK]

Thats because the PC is a Sl*t and the 360 is a Wh*re?

[XabiTheHumble]

DAMN!!... I don't get it...

[Aphe]

Hmm, play it on the pc for free for 5 mins until I get bored of the 'hilarity' of it, or pay to get it on the 360. Tough decision.

[cranium]

I remember playing a LBP level where you play as a sperm cell and navigate your way through a vagina. Epic level. In fact, it has the exact same sort of style as the article picture has.

[Aphe]

I remember a game where you had to shoot sperm out of your penis at floating vaginas and watch out for the falling condoms. It was the office favourite for a few days.

[SpaceFox]

Took me a while to get the joke in the title but I lol'd when I did! Silly gamers...

[e3kehoe]

When is it cumin out..... Lol see what I did there..

My girl is going to love this :)

[tha_meat_beater]

i know a vagina almost as well almost as i know the palm of my own hand.........uhhh wait a munute.....i mean ......well ummm.....oh boy ,this is akward

[DigitalAnalog]

-End statement

[xX TriiCKy Xx]

Cranium, is your LBP supposed to be Little Big Planet? I'm not very good with abbreviations.

[nefertis]

ORGASMIC!

[tiamat5]

Ummm..... Okay. Is this game legal? Sounds like something a 12 year old might do.

[Bobbykotickrulesz]

Yuck.

[TwistedMetal]

and are 40 year old virgians who collect comic books. this is nasty bro and you got 3 other guys in there with you. This game has made me softer then a pillow and hopefully not for life. I bet they have you shooting stds and crap.

[Enigma_2099]

... April Fools' was last month...

[maverick1191]

GOTY?

LMAO

loving the title name

[Omar91]

awesome!!! i read the title and im like "no way!" lol

[Charmers]

I hope there isn't a G-Spot level, there is no way I will be able to beat that level ...... or even find it.

[Erotic Sheep]

Maybe there is co-op, we can try finding it together XD

[PiTCHBLaCK]

I Can LOL

[booni3]

i find it tasteless.

[Charmers]

Then you completely missed the point of the game, it is about raising awareness of sexually transmitted diseases in a fun, creative and interesting way.

[booni3]

oh then, recant. i did miss the point =-)

[SpikeSpiegel]

Jump in, indeed. :P

[jlar]

I've already been in one. LOL
-Except I called it my GIRLFRIEND!!

[bjornbear]

=3

[earbus]

Do you get discharged when you fail ? lol should call this game air prawn or sticky fingers.

[Sagetech]

all i can say is XBOX 360 - JUMP IN

[Knightofelemia]

I wonder if it will be compatible with Natal

[pointypants]

500 - Internal Server Error

yes, we love vaginas

[Relientk77]

Wait is this 4 cereal?

thats ridic haha

[viperfx]

Sorry is this a real game? Or some joke? If its real... I cant really believe people are considering buying this rofl. I mean cmon the whole concept is just sad not to mention a bit wrong.......

[chickenlegs9]

Morning....So only on xbox?well the owners of 360's are already cu#ts....only kidding.

[asgharagha]

xbox doesnt know how to win consoles war and its their last fucking chance looool

[Robiul]

I adjourne the making of this game.

[AngryTypingGuy]

"Go into a vagina for the first time". Great. This is over a decade too late for me.

[Chaostar]

I found a world map for this game:

http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC063...

[dredgewalker]

Nonsense, do not bash this game based on the concept! I find that it is a very DEEP concept that has not been EXPLORED in gaming.

[Denethor_II]

So this is what MS has resorted to. Give up your losing the race.

[G4drake]

'GIANT PENIS APPROACHING!!'

[stuntman_mike]

I once got lost in vagina...it was great!

oops I meant Virginia!

[AFatalPapercut]

Haha, being a virginian myself, i can vouche for getting lost...once or twice.

[R_A_LEE20]

The virgins should take note of this one, a guided tour for future reference lol.

[AFatalPapercut]

No no...the female orgasm....now that's the myth..

[AFatalPapercut]

This reminds me of a joke...involving a innocent guy who lost his shoe inside a "loosey lucy," who goes inside and finds a guy who lost his car keys...punchline being,

"hey man if you help me look for my shoe, we'll walk outta here together..."
"Man shoot, if you help me find my carkeys we can drive outta here together."
Haha.

[gumgum99]

Day 1

[moho-foe]

FAIL

[MGRogue2017]

That's definately somewhere I haven't fully explored.. Thoroughly :D

[ClownBelt]

Confirmed: GOTY 2010 and Original IP. It will also take the best sound track and atmosphere.

[FinalomegaS]

going to sell millions, watch out MW2!!! Here comes the Vagina LOL

seriously why aren't there more AO games...

[llMurcielagoll]

LOL!

[AliTheBrit19]

haha wow, is it weird that I can see myself buying this?..