Stephen Rosenberg writes: "I don't really know where to begin. There is no real storyline…at least for the first couple hours of the game. You start of as some guy in a museum that somehow opens "Pandora's box" (gasp). Upon opening this ancient treasure, all hell breaks loose and you're on a tracked path to get out of the collapsing museum, while mystical powers fill up your meters…and you can never really tell what they are used for. Apparently the meters stand for your magic…or your life….or both? It makes no friggin' sense. You emerge from the museum to see griffins flying about eating people, and you continue your tracked mission getting simple achievement after achievement for walking three steps."
In this special 'Sadistic Santa' edition of the Black Panel Podcast, the team discusses the horrid presents they have received for Xmas, including Farming Simulator, Duke Nukem Forever and Legendary.
Looking for great games for the holidays?
In honor of Thanksgiving and real turkeys everywhere that have laid down their lives in the service of your belly, here is a small collection of PC gaming 'turkeys' we've reviewed over the last year to avoid this holiday season.
Blair Herter announces the winner of G-Phoria '09 Game Most Deserving of a Uwe Boll Movie. Nominees include 'Golden Axe: Beast Rider', 'Castlevania Judgment', 'Legendary', 'Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayer' and 'X-Blades'.
NOTHING deserves a Uwe Boll movie. That guy is simply atrocious at everything he does. I can't believe how he can make a move so stupid, I'm not kidding I got sick after watching House of the Dead. It's like he actually wants to fail. A monkey with a camera and 10 bucks can make a better movie than this guy.
I've already seen an Onechanbara movie. Made in Japan and campy as hell but I enjoyed it thou :)
Deeaum... Kinda feel sorry for this game. It had a lot of potential.
had the potential...