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Submitted by nidhogg 499d ago | news

A British student Stapled his own Testicles after losing a bet on Fifa 13

A good old Fifa match with stakes very small is good. But that fact just wasn't enough for a 20 year old Leeds University Undergrad to keep him from stapling his testicles as penalty for losing a bet in Fifa 13. (Culture, EA, FIFA 13)

DarkLordMalik  +   500d ago
wat?
onyoursistersback  +   499d ago
Sounds like he misses that Kinect game, where your slapping them red balls.
SilentNegotiator  +   499d ago
He won a Darwin Award.
HammockGames  +   499d ago
^

I forget the criteria to actually "win" a Darwin Award. (hilarious books btw)

Does a "winner" have to actually die doing something extraordinarily stupid?

With being maimed qualifying them for a nomination or honorable mention?
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SilentNegotiator  +   499d ago
Self-castration counts.
HammockGames  +   499d ago
Right - I forgot about the "removing bad genes from the reproductive pool" aspect.

Cheers
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HammockGames  +   499d ago
Moron.

This numbskull took sports fanatacism even further than this couple...

http://espn.go.com/chicago/...
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FragMnTagM  +   499d ago
An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

http://www.urbandictionary....
Eonjay  +   500d ago
:(
ANIALATOR136  +   500d ago
what a numpty
DarkBlood  +   500d ago
yai yai yaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, *cups my own nuts* ouch
tigertron  +   500d ago
and the average IQ of my country has been lowered.
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LAWSON72  +   499d ago
I stopped taking count for my country's IQ a long time ago
Pintheshadows  +   499d ago
It was pretty low to begin with.
tigertron  +   499d ago
Haha that's true.
strigoi814  +   499d ago
lolz fine if at the skin but at the balls itself i doubt it..
HardcoreDaBoss  +   499d ago
no way! I dont care what bet I lose I would never staple the man sacks. This guy really had some ballz lol
Thirty3Three  +   499d ago
... not anymore! Haha!
bub16  +   499d ago
never understood these fifa games, when you get beat by 5+ goals you have to write a letter to the players mum telling her how great her son is and the skills he has on fifa far exceed his own. weird weird men lol
MrTrololo  +   499d ago
That is one of the most stupidest bets i ever heard
iceman1346  +   499d ago
some people.........
r21  +   499d ago
Dear god! There are things just too stupid. This is one of those instances.
Douchebag696  +   499d ago
And the reputation of the gaming community takes a major hit. Thanks, dude.
Klonopin  +   499d ago
No bloody way!
aiBreeze  +   499d ago
Couldn't it just have been a student and not a British student? Funnier still, isn't Leeds uni one of the tougher ones to gain entry to? Shows academic smarts clearly have no link to common sense.
Pintheshadows  +   499d ago
They don't. I live in Norwich which has the UEA and most of the people there are academically brilliant but they ask things like 'how does a washing machine work?' or 'how do I make a Pot Noodle?'

Beggars belief that they are still alive.

They are nice people though. Just utterly naive towards the real world.
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Ketzicorn  +   499d ago
Bet my balls on a video game? Oh heck no.
HardcoreDaBoss  +   499d ago
the guy who disagreed would give his baollz for video games... sad isnt it?
ape007  +   499d ago
don't try this at home folks
Dezmond  +   499d ago
That must have hurt
lastofgen  +   499d ago
if i had the choice of losing my reputation or stapling my erm... things together, i'd happily chose the former option.
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KillrateOmega  +   499d ago
Why? Why would ever be willing to do this to yourself over a match of FIFA13?

So stupid...

If you disagree with this, then I dare you to try and argue that stapling your balls over something so insignificant is not in fact stupid.
Pintheshadows  +   499d ago
You think he'd at least do it over a match of PES. :D
kB0  +   499d ago
Nothing out of the ordinary. Soccer fans are crazy passionate LOL.
MasterCornholio  +   499d ago
Yeah tell me about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

P.S I live in Spain and the people here are crazy for soccer.
Pintheshadows  +   499d ago
Spain, Italy and England seem to have the nuttiest fans.

I was in Italy during Euro 2000 (I think it was the time they beat Holland in the semis) and in this tiny town on the edge of Lake Garda 1000's of fans appeared from knowhere and they had turned over a police car. THEY HAD WON!

Truly a scene I will never forget.
MasterCornholio  +   499d ago
Um uh yeah............

God this is awkward...........
TheGrimReaper0011  +   499d ago
One the one hand, way to keep your word
On the other, you shouldn't have been so stupid to make bet like that, only as a joke
SynestheticRoar  +   499d ago
That's a fruity little guy.
JustInTlME  +   499d ago
What a dumb ass.
Mr Marvel  +   499d ago
The moral of the story... don't make stupid bets while you're drunk (or sober).
iceman600  +   499d ago
lol what stupidity will white boys do next.
Magnus  +   499d ago
Wow that's all I have to say is wow. Parents must be siblings to have a dumbass kid like that. I can understand shaving your head, dyeing your hair a different color, shaving an eyebrow. But stapling your nut sack wow.
CNCOMICS  +   499d ago
Just saw the video. These guys seem to like to out-bet each other, as his friend was repeatedly saying, "I had to drink my cum."

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