iTablet Beta Tester Breaks Embargo

A Beta Tester for the iTablet breaks embargo and gives his opinions about the most hyped tech device ever.

[RockmanII7]

And yet I've never heard of it...

[artgamer]

word...

[badz149]

LOL at the avatar! but no wonder you've never heard of it because most of other people also have no idea!

[marcus j]

How don't you know about this, you sir are one dum ass.
Everyone knows this will be good due to been a apple product.

[vhero]

a phone too?? Can you say fail? nothing that big can be used as a phone and do well.

[Hoolock]

please give the thing a read as its either a joke or apple have lost their minds with this one

[pangitkqb]

Looks like a great interactive toy to me. Too bad the article doesn't give much for tech specs.

[Reibooi]

What's the big deal. It's a bigger version of an iPhone with some of the most stupid things in it I have EVER heard. WTF a Barber shop? What the hell is that? This thing sounds like total fail.

[Darkfocus]

this articles either a joke or the authors retarded

[tonsoffun]

I was stoked about first impression until I read the article....now I dunno, I think it's just rumourmongering at it's best. Everything was plausible right up until the bit about the hairstyle thing.

I am looking forward to this new thing and hopefully it's out by march next year so I can buy it when I'm in New York on holiday.

[STONEY4]

"the most hyped tech device ever."

What?

[Quickedie]

Check out this exclusive video!

[STONEY4]

lol, I saw that a long time ago, but it's still funny.

[thewhoopimen]

Apple cracks down very hard on leakers.

[The-Director]

It will be a typical apple product, weak specs, flashy design and ridiculous price.

[thewhoopimen]

I think you might be talking about your MS product, fanboy.

[multipayer]

Because he clearly said apple, the only products that have ever been all 3 at once.

[wpggamer]

That sounds like everything Sony puts out. Just look at their vaio line, Bravia TVs. That netbook costs as much as a MacBook but with pure crap for hardware.

[lightningsax]

It's a trap! Loved the column, but maybe the N4G heading should have said something about it being a joke. I especially loved the part about the "foam wedgies that will soften the blow."

He does have a good point about the iTunes service. Apple likes to tout the fact that they're the thinking-man's company in the tech industry, but it's sad that iTunes has turned symphonic movements into "songs," and it is kinda like breaking up Wittgenstein or Kant into "story chapters." I don't know what it had to do with the tablet, but hey, good point.

[Fatal Blow]

I guess i will just stick with my macbook pro for now lol

[dbf]

People are so gullible

[timestoby]

these things will be the norm like netbooks. apple will prob have the sexiest of them,but there will be cheaper ones with same specs etc. i just want an ALL internet function device that can handle anything the web has to offer.

[Elwenil]

Too many people licking Apple's crack. They put out too much junk with no actual purpose other than to be the latest fashion accessory and the sheeple buy it up like it's a narcotic. Apple can go screw. I don't have an ipod, I don't have an iphone, I don't have a Mac, hell, I don't even use Quicktime on my PC anymore. People need to stop paying so much money for useless junk. I think Tyler Durden was right...

And how in the hell does this qualify as "News For Gamers" anyway? Calling the ridiculously low quality apps that run on iphones and other cell phones a "game" is like calling a bicycle a limousine.

[cheetorb]

Although it is obvious the article was meant to be funny in a satirical nature, I think the responses here are even funnier. I think someone just wanted to post this article here so they could see how dumb the responses would be.

[Xi]

'it's also a phone'