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Halo 3 Checklist: The Top 10

With less than three weeks to go, you better prepare for Microsoft's epic.
On September 25, Xbox 360 owners will have a new addiction in the form of Halo 3, the thrilling conclusion to Bungie's trilogy. In order to prepare for the insanity, GameDaily compiled a list of ten things you should do.

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ASSASSYN 36o3605d ago (Edited 3605d ago )

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Master Chief can kill him and take it.

Master Chief doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Master Chief lost his virginity before his dad did.

Master Chief does not sleep. He waits.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Master Chief.

Master Chief is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

It was once believed that Master Chief actually lost a fight to a space pirate, but that is a lie, created by Master Chief himself to lure more space pirates to him. Space Pirates never were very smart.

Master Chief recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel.

When his weapon prowess fails to resolve a situation, Master Chief plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

If you want a list of Master Chiefs' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Master Chief once shot a Banshee down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Master Chief.

Ironically, Master Chiefs' hidden talent is invisibility.

Master Chief eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Master chief accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Master Chief is so powerful he can create a holiday and make you miss school, work, or a date by making you fake being sick.

Master chief does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Master chief owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Master Chief is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Mr PS33605d ago

There are many sick freaks like yourself who can not tell the difference between fact and fiction pity they are all on this site and they are all dumb assed Halo nuts!!! P.S W.T.F are you smoking
AGREED

CRIMS0N_W0LF3605d ago

lame thats chuck norris's list not Master Chief.

Chuck Norris can just roundhouse kick master chief and kill him in 1 hit. Then again every other character can even Starting from Snake and ending to Mario.

Whoooop3605d ago

"Master Chief does not sleep. He waits."

Didn't know Master Chief had a PS3.. :)

socomnick3604d ago

whoop lol thats the funniest comment I have seen today bubbles for you mate lol.

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The Chief of Mjolnir3605d ago

No, we don´t agree. Well, I agree on the part that some people can´t see the facts.

But then again, there are some people who don´t give a f*ck about numbers and lists.

i rule3605d ago

of the sony [email protected] seem awuful defensive. Whats wrong? do you fear halo that much.

dinkeldinkse3605d ago

No were just tired of you halo fans saying how great that smoldering hunk of dog crap in disc form is.
Get a LIFE!!!

The Chief of Mjolnir3605d ago

And that comes from the guy who stalks me and leaves stupid comments.

The Chief of Mjolnir3605d ago

Nah, they just want to bash MS and the 360, and Halo 3 for no reason.

Liquid Ocelot3605d ago

but i hate them and the reason why i hate them is because of what they did to the owners of the original Xbox (myself included) when they annocened the 360 they dropped all support of the first Xbox which today i am still mad because of no new games released for it and that is also why i prefer Sony i own a ps2 and ps3 and even with the ps3 out there are still a lot of games that i plan on getting for the ps2.
sorry for my comment being off topic i just wanted say that and now back on topic i love halo i have played the first and seconded one and i wish i could get this one but until Microsoft fix the red ring issue i ain't jumping in anytime soon and at the moment i am happy to play beyond so disagree with me all you want i am out of here.

GLS_19853605d ago (Edited 3605d ago )

I don't know how stupid are you halo fan boy...Halo 3, Halo 3,... is the best!!!! please...Check the game market again a lot of game is mush better than it included Gear of war...oh please you even did not yet see any thing of how it is single play is...except two simple video...and you just give it perfect...

Halo 2 is super you say, but sorry to say it is super because it is the only good game on Xbox, I watch many video and review and play halo one to see what is cool in it...but sorry to say i didn't see anything except some chicken alien that cannot do any thing, please can this stupid alien rule the world...Half life 2 was mush better...

you say that it is A.I is super but which video did you see to figure out this...the small single player video show that it have a very stupid A.I...

I think all of this is just because hate of the PS3...

Remember this PS3 is in the first generation, and Xbox 360 in second generation, Remember perfect dark zero it have a very bad graphics and game play ,and now check PS3 game, they are far away better than it, and they are nearly like the 2nd generation of the Xbox 360...

just wait and you will see...

Xbox 360 is good machine but if you really good calculate it is price you will find that it is more expensive than the ps3 it self...bill gits is smart man he just give you what you need to play a game for a low price but did not give what is your feature need of a game console like a free online game...check it your self and you will see it...

Just to Know I am PC player
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THAMMER13605d ago

Your not fooling any one with this wolf in sheep’s clothing B.S.

Just let people enjoy Halo 3. If you were as non bias as you try to appear you would not even care. PC gamers are in the sweet spot you get game with the best graphics and then you get the best ports of console games. So why even associate your self with the under performing PS3? You as a PC gamer should have a trained and experienced eye for good graphics and presentation of a game. The PS3 is in 3rd place for more reasons then price alone.

PS3 is still a fun console but it really has no games on the 360's level and a game that is big a Halo 3 just kills Sony fans. I say STFU to all of you here and in your face if I get the chance.

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