Meristation writes: "To survive the elements and achieve its objective, by Aya swarm scenarios equipped with two katanas and a mysterious thirst for blood that eventually involves the transformation of the heroine in a killing machine that distributes blows left, right and center to the speed of light, with the sole concern of their swords to keep clean and prevent the blood reduces its power of attack. All this without losing sight of his cowboy hat or bikini, obviously the best attire to attract attention from consumers based on some show disproportionately large breasts and a personality and a paranoid schizophrenic. In other words, the wet dream come true for a teenager".
Onechanbara might not be a computer game, but that's not stopping it from getting a boob mousepad.
Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers has a lot of things going for it: you get to hack legions of zombies as blood spatters on the screen; protagonists are scantily-clad women carrying katanas; and best of all-jiggle physics. But is the game any good? Daily Nintendo weighs in.
Judged on a point-by-point basis, Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers is not a good game; the presentation is awfully generic, the story and dialogue don't make sense, and the gameplay is ultimately hampered by painful motion controls. However, the relative wealth of content, budget pricing, and perverse sense of style will undoubtedly appeal to a certain audience looking for some guilty pleasures.
So, for most people out there, you can safely pass up Bikini Zombie Slayers, but for that particular group (and you know who you are) you can rest assured that this review was written with a wink and a nod.
