‘Twas the Night Before PlayStation

"‘Twas the night before PlayStation, when all through the house

Not a Kulche was stirring, not even a mouse;

The entertainment centers made space by the TV’s with care,

In hopes that Kaz Hirai soon would be there;

The gamers were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Sully’s danced in their heads;

And Sackgirl in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just started LittleBIGPlanet 2 with controllers in lap,

When out on the street there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and gathered my cash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the luster of mid-day to the new hardware below,..."

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[KingKelloggTheWH]

This is so corny I couldn't help but laugh XD

[Bumpmapping]

Santa Kaz FTW

[Cam977]

P4G? Daaamn! I signed up for N4G!

[NastyLeftHook0]

...and all through the home, we the gamers scream "give us a bone!"

[BullyMangler]

hee hee hohh hhoh

[wiium64]

and then all of a sudden
i hear a very loud thudden!!
it was all the fanboys who expected to see
ps4 graphics to better than the wii u's a bllion times better times three.
but all of a sudden the ps 4 is revealed
and all the fanboys and pachter start to squeal!
"why these graphics, they are not next gen at all!!!
the look like the wii u's and fanboys started to bawl!!
"why this is not fair! the graphics are subpar!
looks like games will have to be judged by gameplay, sony has gone too far!!
ps4 graphics cannot blow away super computers' graphics sony said.
you are wrong!! they can!! it's what our god pachter said!!!
they can't have the same graphics as wii u,
that would mean ps4 is not next gen, boo hoo,boo hoo.
but a nintendo fan said with his face so bright,
wii u is next gen, so is ps4, and 720, can't we all be right?
but alas the sony fanboys went screaming and crying into the night, " i'll never play video games again! waaaaaa!! good night.
so the leason here is, the wii u is next gen, one of the best systems you will find, those who say it is not next gen have completely lost their minds!!!
so enjoy your new systems fanboys just don't expect too much, for those who do may find, what they want, and what they get in reality could really suck!!

[Oschino1907]

I don't think in my entire life have I ever seen someone put sooooo much thought into an EPIC FAIL of a comment.... Not sure exactly what the point of it all was but honestly I feel like I have let myself down by actually reading it all the way through.

[KingKelloggTheWH]

It wasn't That bad.. ...yeah

[DivineAssault]

your world is going to be crushed tomorrow when u see a MODERNIZED nx gen console.. The wii u didnt do anything relevant besides miiverse.. which will get smoked by nx gens social apps & they invested too heavily into a gamepad that alot of people dont even care for.. The PS4s graphics will smoke wii u like a pack of kools buddy.. Plus be a great media hub for many other things besides gaming.. I bet the 1st tech demo or 1st party game PS4 shows b*tch slaps wii u back into last gen.. Wii u doesnt even have a robust network, weak amount digital offerings, no accomplishments, no cross game chat, etc.. All these things are already available on current gen machines.. EVEN VITA HAS IT & its a handheld!

Sorry man, i love nintendo but its not going to even be in the same league as PS4.. That goes for graphics & features.. The features dont even match current gens so how will it even be close to PS4?

& birdman, i do love nintendos games (like zelda, metroid, fire emblem, & a couple others) but NOT their hardware or philosophies on what gamers want.. There always is a PS in my home with a nintendo sitting right nx to it.. But i use my PS a lot more for so much more things that it can do.. My nintendos are there just for the few game gems they get here n there

[PS4isKing_82]

Someone's jealous their app box isn't in the news.

[VonBraunschweigg]

Realitycheck? Checking for PS3 games...check. Checking for next-gen GAME console...check. Checking for ad-infested XMB...hmmm, strange. Guess you're right, we've got nothing to be excited for, just games.

[ShinMaster]

the PS4 will have better graphics than the Wii U. It doesn't matter if the difference is huge or not. It WILL be noticeable. Sony already commented on this a while back.

It's kinda sad that you put so much effort into hating/trolling.

[MasterCornholio]

Wow Nintendo fanboys are terrified of the PS4. Don't worry in a few hours Sony will make you cry like a bunch of babies.

I suggest you buy yourselves some diapers because things are going to get messy when Sony shows the world what a true next gen system is capable of.

I respect gamers who are fans but what I hate are fanboys like you people.

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[GenericNameHere]

Says the massive fanboy of a company who entered the HD gaming space just 7 years too late.

Look at the Wii U's current games. There's NO multiplat or game that looks SUPERIOR to the same game on Xbox 360 or PS3 so far. Some look just SLIGHTLY better, and then there are others that have more frame rate drops than on current-gen!

Yes, there's no telling what the PS4 will be capable of showing tomorrow. If the graphics look crappy, a factor would be our computers. Some things don't really look great until we see it with our very own eyes, in our homes. We'll just have to take the words of previewers tomorrow, and if they are amazed by the graphics, then we'll know just how late Nintendo is to the current generation.

[Heisenburger]

Lol I read the first five words then said aloud : Naahhhhh.

[wiium64]

@ divine assult wow are we mad? the truth i spoke hurts doesn't it? hey you live in a great fantasy world though, does yoda and frodo live there too? see i live in reality and i think that's why you are so mad, so when you wake up and want to talk in reality then, i will be here, so what ever helps you sleep at night, tell frodo i said hi!

[KingKelloggTheWH]

Screw you,I'm not telling Frodo anything.He stole my shoes!

[ShinMaster]

Is your biased speculation considered "truth" now?
You know the PS4 will have better graphics than the Wii U, like it or not. Doesn't matter if the difference is huge or not, but it will be noticeable.

[wiium64]

because you say so? last time i checked you are not the graphics authority. go now and play in your fantasy world with divine assault.. are you frodo or yoda? and which does he play. you don't know jack about the graphics pal!!! it will depend on game to game, crash bandicoot will have better than zelda hd? dream on and keep living in your fantsy world!!!

[ShinMaster]

""crash bandicoot will have better than zelda hd? dream on""

I'm no psychiatrist, but there is something wrong with you. Please seek help.

[Cupid_Viper_3]

Haha, that WiiUm64 guy is bitteeeeer. Somebody hrow some sweets on that mofo...

I will suggest that you not watch the Sony event later today while being anywhere close to your Wii U man. It would be a real shame if you break the Game pad while reacting in rage to some of the announcements. Because you'd realize that you absolutely don't need that second screen, and we wouldn't want you to be disillusioned so early on.

[VonBraunschweigg]

Great fantasy world? You mean like Ni no Kuni?

[Veneno]

Wiium 64 is raaaaaaaaaging cause Rayman got pushed back and is no longer exclusive. Looks like developers think the WiiU sucks.

[GreenRanger]

Everybody was waiting for the PS4,
The current gen is no more,
Kaz took to the stage,
The trolls started to rage,
The secret was shown,
Mind = Blown,
But it wasn't the PS4,
It was a Sony-branded door.

[VonBraunschweigg]

Pretty cool door. Good choice of wood, it has the Sony logo and doesn't seem to let the heat go out. I would like it to go head-to-head with Microsofts trapdoor they want you to jump in.

[360ICE]

Haha, no kidding!
I feel like a kid waiting to open presents.

[TemplarDante]

BATTLEFIELD 4
GT6
MAKE MY DAY SONY!

*yes, I am screaming.
my anxiety levels are through the roof.

I want next gen.... NOW!

[WeAreLegion]

I wrote a poem about the PS3 in high school. I'm not posting it though. Too cheesy...

[FRAKISTAN]

PS4 Here I Come,SONY FTW

@WeAreLegion

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