Metro: Last Light Is Perhaps The First Game With... Textured Vaginas [NSFW]

DSOGaming writes: "Now this is really... impressive and weird at the same time. 4A Games seems to have gone the extra mile and textured vaginas in Metro: Last Light. We've seen in the past game posters with naked women (or mods introducing naked women), but this is the first time we're actually seeing textured vaginas in a vanilla game."

[Relientk77]

... and on the third day God said let there be textured vaginas in video games

[HammadTheBeast]

Next Gen is finally here.

[RobAlmighty]

Possibly my favorite on topic comment ever.

Thank you for the laugh.

[SilentNegotiator]

That is the weirdest pubic hair I've ever-

SONAVABICH, they censored it! Dang it! lol

Anyone wanna confirm that the "minus.com" link is safe? I feel a need to review this historic breakthrough in video game history. For educational purposes, of course.

[Tonester925]

Not until we get SMELL-O-VISION!!

[FriedGoat]

Im afraid the first game would actually be quake 3. I remember looking at the character skins for one of the female characters and thinking WTF? They seem to actually skin Cameltoe.

[SatanSki]

lool. Good one

[NarooN]

@FriedGoat

Yeah, I remember that! One of the devs actually made some skins you could download, some of them were nude and had textured vaginas lol. I think he later got fired because he was always pulling hijinks like that, but he was really well-known in the modding community for his breakthroughs in modeling and I think he did some maps as well, not sure.

[aCasualGamer]

My jaw literally dropped when i noticed this wasn't just the regular "barbie-lack-of-genitalia " vagina. Damn, they went all out on the details. Bet they watched lots of reference porn materials.

[LackTrue4K]

third day.....its too long!!! lol

[Hayabusa 117]

...and it was good.

[Cam977]

I call fake until I see footage of the player opening it and sticking their virtual fingers up it.

It's a huge shame that I didn't have this game when The Saboteur was all I had.... if you get me.

[1OddWorld]

Something seems fishy about these images and I cant quite put my finger in it.....

[Prcko]

yeah

[Skate-AK]

Haha oh jeeze.

[jujubee88]

I clicked it

[kB0]

good bye tomb raider and Dead or alive, hello metro!

[supremacy]

lol now all we need is a princess peach mod, but knowing Nintendo they probably charge you for the content.

[hulk_bash1987]

New standard for Vagina in video games. hahaha

[delicia]

The bar has been raised.

[WeAreLegion]

Oh, no. Dats not vewy gooood.

[hulk_bash1987]

@taka
I see what you did there. lol

[insomnium2]

I wonder if there are differences in the amount of pubic hare between x360 and PS3....

[Zepherite]

@insomnium2 Satirical genius sir. I salute you.

[FlyingFoxy]

Only James Cameron raises dat bar..

[SolidDuck]

Oh man I thought I'd have to wait till next gen for this.

[Deathdeliverer]

Well I see nothing wrong with it. Nudity in movies, and cable tv shows. Why not video games and let the rating system do its job. Well done Metro LL!

[Tdmd]

Respect.

[KillrateOmega]

Just one more reason for me to get this game :)

[rezzah]

But now the penises feel left out :(

I bet you all can't wait for the day when they do the same to the male counterpart ;)

[john2]

If I'm not mistaken, The Lost and the Damned featured a penis

[rezzah]

The first GOW was suppose to have penises on the Cyclopes, but it was deemed too inappropriate. Which is interesting since the women were easily allowed to bear it all (or most of it).

Dante's Inferno. there was one part where it did include a penis on a living thing. I won't say exactly what it was since it is a spoiler. Also the might have been images or architectures (seen in the level of hell known as Lust) that represented the male genital.

Overall though it is rare to witness the usage of male genitals when compared to females in this type of art.

[cyguration]

Penis and testicles....dangling in the air.

No one seemed to care about that, though.

[Bonerboy]

the Taliban are most definitely NOT going to like this.
I concur with rezzah. Whats a vagina without a penis?

[KillrateOmega]

An open target.

[weekev15]

I cant breathe, well played.

[nirwanda]

What's a vagina without a penis.
Maybe someone that isn't a hermaphrodite .

[lyvon]

Strong comment to username to article subject ratio

[Heisenburger]

#pretendingtobeoffended

Dante's Inferno. Full dong. Don't want to hear it.

[FantasyStar]

I should not have clicked out. God-damnit...

[Fergusonxplainsall]

I started to smell vagina but it was just my sweaty armpit. That digital vagina seems hollow.

This is not the vagina you are waiting for..

[josephayal]

sniff sniff

[SpiralTear]

What the hell is a "vanilla game"?

[WeAreLegion]

"Vanilla" is used to mean plain or unaltered, sometimes. A "vanilla game" would mean without mods.

[SpiralTear]

I figured it meant plain in some way, but I was unaware that it implied the lack of mods. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

[WeAreLegion]

No problem. :) Bubbles, mate.

[HaVoK308]

Wait till Kotaku gets a hold of this click-bait. They will spin this up, and sensationalize it beyond belief.

[Gigglefist]

When I first realized this game had lap dances... and well animated ones at that...
Mind. Blown.

[Eldyraen]

I kept paying for them till I went broke--for entirely academic purposes of course. I had to find out how many dance moves she knew and if she would do anything else--for the record quite a few and no such luck ;) They kept it 'classy' although who knows, maybe if I had more cash... I'll just never know.

Still, one of of the many well animated and optional experiences of the game. I'm still having a blast just slowly traversing the world exploring every nook and cranny just to see what's all available to see. Not many games where just watching and listening to almost every NPC adds to the game's setting. Some of them are priceless and unforgettable even if likely missed by the majority of people playing the game (Venice is one of my favorites--got to love big fish). They did a great job making each station truly unique this time around.

[weekev15]

Every nook and cranny eh...

[Gigglefist]

I'm disappointed to say that I also kept going until I'd cycled through everything..."

[mediate-this]

I don't know what to say, I go one way I sound like a pervert who lives in my mothers basement and If I go the other way sound like a prune.

I got it. Hmmm..........Boing

[esemce]

Sound like a prune ? lol you mean prude.

[mediate-this]

I definitely did mean prude lol

[madara0sama]

I tried to get into that shower room. Too bad it was blocked.

[Dan50]

ESRB will censor the crap out of this game. Get the AO ban for sure if this stays in.

[r40k213]

I'm certain the ESRB knows about it and the game is rated M for Mature with Nudity and Sexual Content both listed.

[vork77]

i wonder what a female gamer thinks about this

[its_JEFF]

all of a sudden this game is a... must buy, for me.

[mediate-this]

I actually bought this game today.

[Jovanian]

i wanna know how they got into that room. I tried too

[Pl4sm4]

there is this command that lets you fly trough walls.. developers use it to build the maps and stuff

[peowpeow]

HELLO NOCLIP

[YodaCracker]

This is way better than the real thing.

[saggysack79]

yummy

[sharkraiden0]

This is so sad today gamers only care about graphics,framerate,nude girls,sex scenes,digital vaginas.

[NarooN]

I'm pretty sure framerate is really important for games lol. And who wants crappy graphics? And what's wrong with girls?? ;D

[SuperK]

Sounds great, just dont tell Adam Sessler ;)

[fardan85]

naked gals, sex, drugs..etc I don't care if it's in the game or not. If it suits the game, improve the experience then let it be. I only hope that the Adam Sessler guy doesn't make an effect on the developers and make them change things. I want what the developers think is the best experince not what that guy dreams and wants in the game.
I hope they don't alter things like what Santa Monica Studio did with GOW Ascention.

[neoandrew]

This is what i call NEXT GEN

[maliciousNPC]

and who says graphics aren't important.. phuhh!

[Sideras]

Yeah don't tell Sissyler, those white knight fags will spin everything and turn it into sexism.

[solidt12]

Bubbles for you sir. My Man.

[icecoldfire]

Better with Kinect. ;)

[MasterCornholio]

No wonder this game isn't coming to the Wii U.

Lol

Motorola RAZR i

[GaminGuys]

Just checked with the missus and its definately a vagina. Now I know they are necessary, but is it necessary for them in games? Probably not. Yeah we're all still gonna look. I can't test drive a ferrari but I can damn sure brush past it whilst its parked.

[2v1]

all of you ...get a girlfriend

[KingKevo]

Now I'm waiting for the next Metro and textured dicks ...

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photo...

[solidt12]

Must buy now. I love Va Jay Jay.

[hano]

Wait for the feminist articles crying about sexism in video games and ripping the hell out of this game for textured vaginas.

[blackberty]

One must ask.. why? Is this for single gamers who've never had any?

[Haules]

It's not, actually. IIRC there's a Sims-like porn game that had them. Yup. Can't remember the name of it, though.

Edit: Singles: Flirt Up Your Life is was it was called! Christ, I can't believe I searched for that.

[Hazmat13]

haha love metro, i lost all my money in venice for an undisclosed reason.......

[MWH]

not with a lighter.. here, i'll show you how.. O_o'

noobs, everytime.

[Bloodshedder]

Magic words to get people attention.

[claud3]

So,

[aLiEnViSiToR]

:)

[Hydralysk]

Wait so after all the Metro Last Light stories I've seen lately, the only one that explodes onto the front page is the one about vaginas? That's.......actually, that lines up perfectly with what I know about N4G.

Carry on gentlemen.

[isyourhouseonfire]

Textured vaginas will be awesome on the next XBOX, but I fear they'll be dumbed down so they can run on the PS4 :( . Even vaginas suffer from Sony's platforms.

[ChronicMW]

Wow... That's weird.

[jakmckratos]

And life as we know it changed forever..

[InfamousBlackGuy]

Vagina's are really popular......

[Prcko]

textured vaginas,lolol