Dante' R. Maddox: I told a friend of mine the good news: I got my hands on a copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. He promptly told me that he would see me in six months. We laughed, and then the moment of silence marked the truth in his half joke. I can't stop playing this awesome RPG, but I will long enough to have a little fun with you, our dear readers. Skyrim has a lot to offer many kinds of gamers: adventure, intrigue, and of course, violence. Fear not, this little column shouldn't reveal any of the game's secrets, so feel free to read knowing that what we're going to discuss is 100% spoiler-free.