Microsoft tells women what to eat with new Smart Bra

After entering the next generation of gaming and showing the world what the benefits of an all in one entertainment system are, Microsoft have decided to use their motion sensing and body tracking technology to help women curb those bad-eating habits. Their newest concept garment design, The Smart Bra, tracks women’s emotions in order to advise them what not to eat and what not to do. So basically…they’ve given a massive finger to feminists.

[parentoftheyear]

It will probably brick and cause women to stop eating and die, then it will be only men in the world, and we can play all the Playstation games we want!!!!!!!!!!

[DigitalRaptor]

With only men in the world, there would be no future generations of game developers, which means no more PlayStation games.

And a world without women? no thanks.

[ProjectVulcan]

I would prefer a world with no men except me and 3.5 billion women.

Now that's a party I would turn up to

[Tetsujin]

To Vulcan

3.5 Billion "hot, gamer, women."

[Relientk77]

Not having women in the world is bad

mmmmk

[parentoftheyear]

Oh ya, forgot to put /s forgot about all the stiffs on here.

[wonderfulmonkeyman]

If it ever tells women that they can't have Bacon, it needs to be burned with fire, then nuked from orbit with a rainbow laser just to be sure its dead.

Bacon is a gift from God.

It's the candy of meat, and anything that tells you you can't eat it, doesn't deserve to exist.XD

[Roccetarius]

I can already imagine the angry mobs at MS HQ. :P

[-Foxtrot]

So there was people out there laughing when Sony patented the Smart Wig...and MS are doing a Smart Bra

....right

[Volkama]

Which is also funny, no?

[-Foxtrot]

Yeah exactly my point

They are both doing it

[fattyuk]

Do some people not understand a joke? Or do they/you just need to make it a miserable/negative thing?

Just asking.

[stuna1]

First they wanted to tell people what they could and could not do with their console and games, Now they want to tell women what they should and should not do with their bodies!? Microsoft is vying for entirely too much control as to what customers want to do, and trying to make a profit in the process.

[kingdip90]

Is this satire?

[MegaRay]

Low battary you say? It sure has a camera build with in it that consume the battery life xD

[wages of sin]

Despite the fact that this is N4G, a site known for trolls and crap articles, this has to be one of the worst headlines (re: missleading) that I have ever seen. Anything to make Microsoft look bad is the motto here.

This site is such trash.

[MegaRay]

Not being rude or anything but why are you here? N4G is the best place to see the most funny and dumb fanboys on the internet

[n4rc]

Its part of a fitness program... If a woman buys it then doesnt want to hear what not to eat.. Then she's a bigger moron then the guy that wrote this stupid piece

I guess bathroom scales are controlling peoples lives as well.. Better take to the internet to bash them.. Rather then accept the truth. Lol

[Lucifun]

This has nothing to do what consoles.....unless it is telling women to eat consoles, which I doubt.

[MajorGecko]

haha i wonder if victoria secret will compete

[chuckyj1]

Actually it doesn't tell them what to eat... It notifies them when there stress levels reach a high point... B/C for a lot of women they will turn to eating when their stress levels reach a certain high point.

The sensors on the bra would notify them that their stress levels had reached that point and warns them they may be eating due to stress and not actual hunger.

This will keep "stress" weight off them and live a more healthy lifestyle.

It has nothing to do with telling them what to eat or when to eat.

[Killzoner99]

Wow Microsoft has seriously crossed a line with this perverted invention. I have zero respect for them now. Why isn't this national news? If the masses knew about this the outrage could be enough to bring them down for good. I have already forwarded this story to my local news stations. Spread the word.

[Dehnus]

How is this anti feminist? True, some have burned bras in the 70's. And True the beauty image is very much border lining on eating disorders. But this Bra could help people with eating disorders on the other side of the spectrum.

No Feminist will say that being morbidly Obese is healthy for you, they just say that starving yourself to become a Barbie doll is also a very bad thing to do. Please don't place words in people's mouths that aren't said.