"Doo doo doo doo… that familiar Super Smash Bros. menu music plays in the background as you wrestle with the often-asked question, “who am I going to pick?” It’s a question that has plagued the denizens of the gaming community for over 13 years.
The options range from both awesome and cute, to downright annoying and badass. However, lest you get harangued for picking Kirby for the umpteenth time, or stab and spin your way to victory via Link, there is always a character to play and another character to beat mercilessly.
Selecting someone to beat the heck out of your friends is an important decision–and one that you will probably forget in a week or so.
But regardless, with last week’s announcement of Mega Man, the Wii Fit Trainer and the Villager from Animal Crossing joining the fray in the new Super Smash Bros., we at Pixelitis cast our nets of imagination wide and far to find other suggestions for some awesome butt kicking. So join us as we make our cases to see who can make us rip our hair out and throw controllers across the room, all in the name of Super Smash Bros. " - Pixelitis Staff