Good evening and welcome to the first ever edition of "Ask the Arishock" the Q and A solution for all you're problems. The Arishok is the qunnari foremost expert on all things so be confident that he will give you a professional answer that will leave you satisfied or...dead but that rarely happens.
Do you have a life dilemma calling your mind home? Are you hungry for answers like a darkspawn is for brains? Then pick up you phone and dial 666-QUNME or send an email to [email protected] and all lay you're worries to rest.
ShyGuy87 asked: Dear Arishock there's this girl I really like but she doesn't even know I'm alive, what should I do?
A: Find a big creature, kill it, skin it, then rip its heart out and don't wash the blood away from your body. The next day present yourself to this female that you like, wearing only the creatures skin and give her its heart. If she is a strong female that will bread strong children she will share the heart with you. If she refuses it in disgust forget her as she is weak.
Techy44 asked: Mr. Arishock, Mac or PC?
A: Neither, instead buy a QunGates 2.0 Terminal. It's the only computer that releases you from the burden of choice. No longer will you be asked a thousand times if you really want to open of close something, the QunGates 2.0 will tell you what to do instead. Every morning it will instruct you on your tasks for the day and you will have nothing to say about it as the system doesn't have keyboard of mouse support. Version 2.0 introduced the Qungle search engine that helps us find you in case you try to escape your duties.
Fre4kLikeMe asked: Mr. Arishock is there a Ms. Arishock?
A: No.
Clueless1 asked: Mr. Arishock, I have a serious health related issue and no doctor wants to treat me as they claim I am joking about my illness. Let me assure you it's no joking matter. I have this terrible repeating syndrome, every night and sometime even during the afternoon I lose conscience and then regain it again after 8 to 10 hours. What's wrong with me???
A: You are an idiot. I recommend jumping off a cliff or any other methods of kill yourself that implies as painful as possible way of departure from the moronic vessel you call you're body.
TheDeepOne asked: Arishock, what is the meaning of life?
A: The meaning of your life is defined by your purpose. If you fail in finding it, we will be happy to provide you with one from our vast selection. Visit www.purposeme.qun and we will choose one for you. I suggest human tool, ass licker, useless bolt, fifth wheel or waste of genetic material.
Alex2000 asked: My wife wants to divorce me because she claims that I've changed after 15 years of marriage, is it true?
A: Yes.
Alex2000 asked: How can you say that? You don't even know me.
A: Ask yourself this. Does a horned warlord from a fantasy distant land that killed thousands like you in his lifetime care about your sorry excuse for a marriage?
SpiritualTraveler asked: Is it true that smoking pot is bad for you?
A: I have been indulging in the green goddess's sweet embrace for a long time and it didn't affect me at all. I go into a berserk like frenzy when I get bored from time to time but that's about it. Oh, and I seem to lose stuff when I'm stoned to, the last time I've managed to misplace the Tome of Koslun, item which I'm still searching for.
EagerBeaver asked: Dear Mr. Arishock, can I join the qunnari?
A: No, you can not. You're insignificance denies you this gift. That and I hate your nickname.
PretentiousPrick64 asked: Arishock old boy, isn't it positively true that the current economic class system is a marvel of the modern world? Be a sport and agree with me.
A: I would like to answer your question in person. Be a "sport" and submit your address information to my email. Also be a "dear" and prepare tea and biscuits for me and my 12 closest friends. Looking forward butch...making your acquaintance.
Loans4Free asked: Mr. Arishock did you know that you could buy that dream dreadnought you always wanted? All you need to do is applied to our one time limited offer and you can start blowing the hell out of your sea fearing enemies.
A: Spam.
BrainyBoy43 asked: Mr. Arishock, if a train is leaving Chicago travelling at 120mph and another one is leaving Los Angeles three hours later travelling at 85mph, also at one point the Chicago train will make a sudden stop for 20 minutes because a cow will block the rails. Were and when will these two trains meet?
A: Dear BrainyBoy43 I'm sorry to say this but I don't know the answer to your question. But indulge me as I have a question for you: If I leave my current position bound for your address, that we will uncover shortly, and if I'll bring my trusty axe and sword that are both very sharp, how long will you have to live starting now?
BrainyBoy43 asked: It depends on how much time will it take you to get to 64 Richmond Way Pheonix Arizo......oh boy.
A: Start counting!
Well that's all the time we have for today. Thank you all for your questions and keep sending them our way. From all of us here at "Ask the Arishock" all the best. And for the friends and family of "BrainyBoy43" a word of advice, "Don't have an open casket funeral".
See you all soon.
We were expecting problems with mod support, but there are a lot of other issues.
This is why you get the GOG version on gog you can select the version of the game to download.
On pc fallout 4 fallout new vegas and skyrim are all broken on steam because they all got the same "next gen" update.
Skyrim dec 2023
https://www.pcgamer.com/sky...
Can not find new vegas but anyone that modded it knows the script extender there was also broken
Not accidental, they want modders to stop modding their older games to force them to mod Shitfield.
There doing the same on starfield with a mods store and blocking mods
There goal is like blizzard and what they did with fallout 76 you make mods they can sell and you become a slave.
On skyrim they have "trusted" mod devs now basically a badge that lets your mod on the store you get a crumb of the sale when someone buys it.
lol to the disagrees, the last Skyrim update broke mods too. They've been trying to kill mods to monetize them in creation club for years, it's not a stretch that they purposely put out patches just to break free mods.
The disagrees are from people who have common sense. They aren't trying to kill mods. Most mods for any game will break with a new update because they rely on files/code that have been changed. This isn't new. Even with Bethesda this would happen way before the creation club. Mod support is literally one of the things that got Bethesda to where they are, and they're one of the only devs that releases comprehensive mod tools for each of their games.
Over 14 GBs and doesn't change much at all? What? Taking up that much drive space for a pathetic 'remastering' is shameful.
Par for Bethesda.
LOL people are actually expecting massive improvements or something? From Bethesda?? the same people who released Skyrim multiple times and the all look like shit? THAT Bethesda? are people for real?
As of right now, there are no monopolies in the games industry, and for the sake of the medium as a whole, they never should either.
And yet the biggest tech companies in America are essentially that. They buy up all the small comps only to kill them off and steal what they have, and if they can't buy em they bleed them to death.
Eventually they’ll realize the value is with the employee not the company. Buying an IP means nothing if the people who contributed are let go. They’ll get it one day.
tech is different because they buy threats and then kill them. Twitter bought Vine and did nothing with it. Despite people seemingly liking it. Could've had tiktok a decade before bytedance. go figure.
They buy IPs not talent. That's why these buyouts never work and the IPs die. Right now it's too expensive to develop games - but I expect that to shift maybe as AI tools can make it easier. The best games have been indie games for awhile as big developers fuck their ips to death with "games as a service" -
A voice actor from The Coalition's third-person shooter series, Gears of War, has hinted at a new game announcement coming in June.
Hopefully Microsoft will go back to the original story line and get away from that woke nonsense from the last Gears game Gears of Woke! But were talking about Microsoft so all the betting money is on more of the same woke nonsense.
Kind of funny, but I don't get it. Approved
Interesting blog.
Dragon Age 2 is awesome!
HaHa! Good stuff! Get a good Thesaurus though.