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The funniest and most ridiculous fanboy/troll quotes - PS3

Here is my list of the funniest and most ridiculous fanboy quotes on N4G - Note: all quotes are real and no usernames will be given. -

In no particular order:

1. "See, everyone says N4G is over run by sony fanboys. I call BS. We have 1 or 2 people that are hardcore spammers with multiple accounts, but you xbots are all over the damn place."

2. "You have a bunch of site affiliated with MS is some way writing negative storys about Sony on a weekly basis"

3. "LoL, I dont have to own a 360 to bash it."

4. "You know me - love me some Sony"

5. "As a PS3 lover"

6. "Cant you kids stop with the digs? You dont like PS3, we get it. Guess what... PS3 only owners dont like Xbox either"

7. "Who cares what these half hack reviewers think. Who knows if they hate PS3 or are pp reviewing or if MS paid them"

8. "Gaming on 360,now THAT'S a risk. It's like playing russian roulette with one bullet and 3 chambers"

9. "this POS reviewer scored gow 3 with 7.5/10 just so it can fell to 92 on metacritic. i think he's paid by microsoft"

10. "im on PSN from 12 pm (daily wake up time) till 3am (my bed time)"

11. "I'm sorry, but flipping the controller up to reload is the best use of the Sixaxis. This should be used in all shooters."

12. "The resident xbots on this site waged a war years ago on anyone who liked anything Sony. Its now backfired and everyone cries about it. Xtards started this mess instead of just being gamers.... so now the backlash is here and it isnt going anywhere" - (S*** just got real lol)

13. "I agree, the graphics on halo:reach is like looking at a fat kid with cake, its just ugly"

14. "So while its mandatory for the PS3 version to have an install to run, its an option on the 360 for smoother gameplay. Also the install on the 360 is mandatory" - (lolwut?)

15. "You know why they call it x360 cause when you see it you turn 360 degree and walk away"

16. "Sony needs to punch Microsoft in the face ! hy Microsoft sticks to PS3 ? leave PS3 alone man go live ! Xbox 360 Live !!!! Go fish MS"

17. "Wow Im scared Im thinking will Sony do that to PS3 owners ????? Xbox snitch ! nintendo snitch ! Sony not snitch but expecting to be a snitch"

Upcoming versions: Xbox, Wii and PC.

coolbeans4946d ago

I have a sudden urge to help contribute for your next blogs on this subject matter :P. n4g's always filled with funny posts.

WildArmed4946d ago

That's what made Open Zone the best thing on n4g.
Too bad it was taken away *sheds a tear*

HolyOrangeCows4945d ago (Edited 4945d ago )

This was approved? Oh the fail!

What's next? A blog from "Bungie" (Or one of his millions of clone accounts)?

toaster4945d ago

lol PC version, for all of the 4 PC fanboys here.

Jinxstar4944d ago

This was a really funny one.

"You know why they call it x360 cause when you see it you turn 360 degree and walk away"

Reminded me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

MrMccormo4945d ago

It's ironic that Mandatory Install would write this blog...

ZombieNinjaPanda4945d ago

Agreed.

I hope to see one for the xbros too Mandatory Install.

rroded4945d ago

common i should have at least one after all the mods saw fit ta pop 3 bubs off me XD
that n i hate ms for selling me 3 defunct units and charging me to play on their second rate servers. Lets not even get startedd on what i think of kinect lol

gcolley4945d ago

@rroded - because you are trying too hard and are just too obvious

HolyOrangeCows4945d ago

You could make one of these blogs solely on his quotes.

rroded4945d ago

not wut your gf said ;) i kid seriously trying too hard to do what?
as for my comments if you can find 3 that break any n4g rules ill stop posting on anything ms ;)
you dont see me hate on halo or gears or even fable the hardware yeh kinect sure live being a second rate service they make ya pay for yeh but i dont hate the gamers... some of the fanboys sure but the real gamers are all cool in my books.

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RedDead4943d ago

8 and 13 are ingeneious. Num 1 is a retard no doubt

Supman4945d ago

Lol one of my comments are up there!
lol!

TheLastGuardian4945d ago

I remember loling when I saw #8 the other day. Someone tell us who wrote number 15.

toaster4945d ago

lol I have that in my sig.

UP4945d ago

Two can play at that game.

Why would a delay be a bad thing? GT5 (from what I've read) has a few technical issues. A delay would be beneficial. #7

If new PS3 owners weren't paying for it, it would cease to exist. Best Buy have ruined notion that new PS3 owners are smart consumers. #1.1

HD remakes = No hope of backwards compatibility returning to PS3 EVER!

This whole HD remake situation on the PS3 (to me) is like, collecting water from around a mountain, boiling it and selling it to mountain folk (who collect water the same way except it isn't boiled.....yet).

Has anyone ever wondered why there were no PSone collections (with extra features etc) on the PS2? Yep you guessed it, the PS2 was backwards compatible.

What does ... #7

Guerrilla Games: Not Many People Completed Killzone 2
I'm guilty of that, I didn't really enjoy KZ2 (single player & multi player) so I traded it in 1 week later. I MAY give KZ3 a try (maybe rent it and if I like it then I'll buy it). #30

This won't stop me from downloading PS3 games from torrent sites I'm afraid. But, good luck too Sony :)

edit @xino below:

Yep, PS3 hack articles such as "You can now jailbreak your PS3 with the DS3" ALWAYS get reported by the same people often they report the SAME submission more than once and it fails.

And yet articles about PC/360 piracy ie: "Halo: Reach leaked to torrent sites" ALWAYS get approved. Why? take a g... #8

I wouldn't say reviews "suck", they are a good starting point when deciding which games to buy. Metacritic for example is good source for overall scores. But knowing which review sites to trust is tricky.

A few instances with sites like Gamespot and (I think) Giantbomb or IGN (Konami offered to send the reviewer(s) - who were going to review MGS4 - to Tokyo on an all expenses paid trip to meet Hideo Kojima or something, which they agreed too) made me think twice... #6

When I download/install firmware updates on my PS3 they NEVER completely go from 1-100%, it gets to about 60% and restarts. Weird! Also it's clear that the "CELL" is male because of it's inability to multi-task with simple things.

Firmware updates are great imo. Take the XBox dashboard for instants, it was completely revamped through firmware (design, function, features etc). But there are times when firmware updates seem pointless especially when they bring... #10.3

WoshJills4945d ago

No one is going to read that blog post in the form of a comment.

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LordMarius4945d ago

For the Xbox version are you just going to list all your comments...

JD_Shadow4945d ago

Will there BE any Xbox/Wii/PC version? Those quotes sounds like the <insert system here> kind of stuff.

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Fallout 4's 'next gen' update is over 14 gigs, breaks modded saves, & doesn't change much at all

We were expecting problems with mod support, but there are a lot of other issues.

isarai8h ago

Wow what the actual hell 🤣🤣🤣

just_looken7h ago

This is why you get the GOG version on gog you can select the version of the game to download.

On pc fallout 4 fallout new vegas and skyrim are all broken on steam because they all got the same "next gen" update.

Skyrim dec 2023
https://www.pcgamer.com/sky...

Can not find new vegas but anyone that modded it knows the script extender there was also broken

Valkyrye6h ago

Not accidental, they want modders to stop modding their older games to force them to mod Shitfield.

just_looken4h ago

There doing the same on starfield with a mods store and blocking mods

There goal is like blizzard and what they did with fallout 76 you make mods they can sell and you become a slave.

On skyrim they have "trusted" mod devs now basically a badge that lets your mod on the store you get a crumb of the sale when someone buys it.

Inverno2h ago

lol to the disagrees, the last Skyrim update broke mods too. They've been trying to kill mods to monetize them in creation club for years, it's not a stretch that they purposely put out patches just to break free mods.

porkChop1h ago

The disagrees are from people who have common sense. They aren't trying to kill mods. Most mods for any game will break with a new update because they rely on files/code that have been changed. This isn't new. Even with Bethesda this would happen way before the creation club. Mod support is literally one of the things that got Bethesda to where they are, and they're one of the only devs that releases comprehensive mod tools for each of their games.

Chocoburger2h ago

Over 14 GBs and doesn't change much at all? What? Taking up that much drive space for a pathetic 'remastering' is shameful.

Par for Bethesda.

Aussiesummer1h ago

It's not a remaster, it's a next gen update.

badz14959m ago

LOL people are actually expecting massive improvements or something? From Bethesda?? the same people who released Skyrim multiple times and the all look like shit? THAT Bethesda? are people for real?

Profchaos26m ago(Edited 24m ago)

The ps5 version doesn't change a ton but from my small playtime it's enough to make me want to replay it just to have it running at 60.

A side note to this my PS4 version no longer boots after it's "update" so I guess that's what it feels like to own a Bethesda game on PC

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Why Monopolies In Gaming Must Not Be Allowed

As of right now, there are no monopolies in the games industry, and for the sake of the medium as a whole, they never should either.

thorstein6h ago

Shouldn't be allowed in any field.

Inverno3h ago

And yet the biggest tech companies in America are essentially that. They buy up all the small comps only to kill them off and steal what they have, and if they can't buy em they bleed them to death.

jwillj2k41h ago

Eventually they’ll realize the value is with the employee not the company. Buying an IP means nothing if the people who contributed are let go. They’ll get it one day.

MrCrimson1h ago

tech is different because they buy threats and then kill them. Twitter bought Vine and did nothing with it. Despite people seemingly liking it. Could've had tiktok a decade before bytedance. go figure.

Zenzuu2h ago

Monopolies shouldn't be allowed regardless. Not just for gaming.

MrCrimson1h ago

They buy IPs not talent. That's why these buyouts never work and the IPs die. Right now it's too expensive to develop games - but I expect that to shift maybe as AI tools can make it easier. The best games have been indie games for awhile as big developers fuck their ips to death with "games as a service" -

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Gears of War Voice Actor Hints At New Game Announcement Coming In June

A voice actor from The Coalition's third-person shooter series, Gears of War, has hinted at a new game announcement coming in June.

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Ra30301h ago

Hopefully Microsoft will go back to the original story line and get away from that woke nonsense from the last Gears game Gears of Woke! But were talking about Microsoft so all the betting money is on more of the same woke nonsense.

Sciurus_vulgaris31m ago

The Locust trilogy concluded with Gears of War 3. I don’t get how Gears 4 and 5 are “woke” .