Bibleman Trailer

In what could potentially be THE best PC game of the year (sarcasm), here's a trailer for Bibleman: A Fight of Faith.

Who names an arch-villain "Wacky Protester"?

[fiercescuba]

Bibleman has cometh and hell is coming with him.

[Syko]

I am not impressed until he takes out a Big Daddy...

[P4KY B]

Abused Alter Boy?

[drunkpandas]

Hahaha

[taz8080]

Wow, I wodner if he smites heathens and then resurrects them?

[drunkpandas]

The power of Christ compels you!

[nobizlikesnowbiz]

Hahaha. Wow this game will be *awesome* (sarcasm).

They should make a Stephen Colbert's Bear Hunting Adventure. Or something of the sort, before they make this crap.

Why hasn't he begun making a videogame? It would make sense with his comedy style, and he's pretty f*cking hilarious.

[drunkpandas]

A game where you go around killing people in the name of God

[Frulond]

Its based in real life history :p (the crusades)

[snoop_dizzle]

convert or die tactics started by church in europe. :P

[ShiftyLookingCow]

I think it was Charlemagne, you should read about popes, for all the pomp reverence you see on tv now, they are just as nasty hell even worse than the rest

[nobizlikesnowbiz]

I thought Mohammed converted quite a few people in Northern Africa, long ago through violence. "Join or be slaughtered."

Pretty much the way things went back then. "In the name of God."

What a lame excuse to murder puppies.

[tplarkin7]

There's a ton of potential for a game based on the Bible. It isn't "Bibleman", though.

[P4KY B]

It will have a huge body count
God killed approx 2.25 million people in the bible.

You could get the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch from Monty Python.
Your melee weapon could be a bible. So you could bash people with it.

[Omega Kaze]

And the is actually a ton of potential, but the problem is we will never get them, but on the bright side, we receive hilarious games to laugh at in the mean time.

[snoop_dizzle]

perhaps they could make a apocalyptic game about the end of the world.

[ShiftyLookingCow]

wasnt that game called "Left Behind: Retarded Feeces"

[snoop_dizzle]

mos definetly

I was thinking of a tom clancy like game trying to assainate the antichrist or something.

And most importantly, let some really great game developers develop it.

[Daxx]

That Left Behind game (and the book series) does not do any justice to the actual book of Revelation. If they made a game that actually showed what Armageddon was like lets just say kids wouldn't be playing it. The Harlot queen, Satanic beasts running wild, oceans of blood, 666 written on all who follow the beast, flesh eating insects, endless war, disease, insanity. Basically Hell on Earth.

[tplarkin7]

I was thinking about a game that took place during the time of Christ. We could witness the fall of Herod's kingdom and the turmoil of Herod's family. We could also witness the Apostles, John the Baptist, and Jesus in Judea and Galilee. It could be like Oblivion, or KOTOR. You could be a Roman Soldier or a disciple of Christ.

[Omega Kaze]

Secondly if anyone hasn't seen Angry Video Game Nerd's take on bible games from awhile ago really needs to see this

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

but just skip through the long intro, enjoy!

[ShiftyLookingCow]

that was funny as hell, this trailer is pretty damn retarded though, my eyes and ears feel like they are bleeding

[edit] shooting mad goats to sleep genious!

[ParaDise_LosT]

I'll just keep my op for myself :)

[KingJFS]

It might be hard to be the game of the year considering the game came out two years ago and can be purchased as a direct download from the developer's website.

[Excalibur]

or a parody?
When I watched the trailer I was thinking it was a joke.

[Wii60_FTW]

but then again, christians really are THAT lame.

[Salvadore]

Something positive about the game?

[taz8080]

it has a funny title

[Keyser]

They could actually use the Bible for some pretty awesome games for those of that faith, probably the Quran too but I haven't read it so I don't know its stories. Unfortunately, the times do not cater to taking religious seriously. It's either take it extreme or no religion at all. Sucks...

[Marriot VP]

Yah the Quran would work. You could play Muhammad when he starts the religion by killing millions of people in nomadic tribes if they didn't convert. The supposed "religion of peace" was started by the prophet who tore through the middle east killing all in his path.

Please don't get this confused with the crusades or European stuff, because those were caused by men in power 1000 years later after Christ. If it was jesus or god doing it than you'd have a point.

[xionpunk]

I don't even know what to say about this...um forgive them Father, they know not what they do?

[macalatus]

100% approved by Ned Flanders!!

[texism]

I don't know about you all, but I want a good bible/faith game that is not just a bunch of bible stereotypes.

I want a game with blood and gore and sex or maybe none of those at all, but something that for example could have a rich storyline with true, deep biblical undertones. Like the main char doesn't even have to be Christian at all - he has to make the choice and the game plays around that.

Not some stupid sh!t like "avoid the curse words of the unbeliever because it burns and you get 500 points if your Jesus chant cancels his words out." I want something epic that takes the bible seriously. I want some game that takes the bible and applies it to a "real life" situation in a game, i.e like a hitman who has to constantly struggle with doing his job and growing up in a religious family, stuff like that.

Sadly, all we will ever get is pissy games like this or that one bible quiz where one minigame had you doing something on the stairs to heaven.

[Marriot VP]

haha, fair enough

Yours is one of the first real comments that's admirable. I'd agree, like the movie constantine. Also if your looking for sex, gore, violence, and rich undertones than read the old testimate. This is obviously the little kids game and isn't to be taken seriously by someone over 15y.

[Wii60_FTW]

but christians aren't allowed to play mature-rated games. if u had read your bible, u'd know that already. so sad. father forgive you, for you know what what he doethes.

[fopums]

this has GOTY written all over it!

[Wii60_FTW]

I mean, we all know christians are un-evolved apes, but come on. This is just too funny. This can't be real.