Well, we're glad to hear you like our products, but can we interest you in the "Sea of Thieves keyboard" sure its missing 90% of the keys but if you get all your friends together online... you can all still type "LOL" to each other as those are including L and O. Sure its $60 this week, but next week we'll probably drop that for Free 2 Play.
"We're Diverse" "We don't call them lootboxes and we don't call it gambling" "Its not a real experience unless there is a transsexual with a pink afro who identifies with being a 100 ton blue whale which also has the ability to customize their nipple rings in game" "Really our employees like it here... all those surveys were mislabeled" "Hey, Microsoft... how can we get in on this cloud services scam?...
"Since we have a bunch of Xbox gamers that type very slowly, we're going to roll out a cloud service on Xbox so that the lazy Xbox suckers can at least learn to type, with the infinite power of da cloud, every Xbox gamer will be able to type more than one word every 20 minutes.... with voice controlled AI of Cortana assisting the user... the cost of the service is only $5 per month, and we have a wide selection of custom keyboards from which you can choose" - Phillip Spencer ...
"The good news, we stated previously we invested 1 billion in new IPs. The bad news, we failed to tell you that's 1 billion yen." - Phillip Spencer (on stage wearing a wrinkled sports jack over a dirty needing to be washed black t-shirt that says, "Girls in Gamings - Joanna Dark Rocks!" on it)
"Hey, guys, have I told you about the services we're rolling out for you?"
- I said this title wasn't game during the Beta, it still isn't game... but that opinion. - My opinion of the title during the beta was it was a 5-6 type title but I said reviewers generally wouldn't give an exclusive AAA title those scores but my guess is it would scores lots of 6s and 7s.... that is speculation but I was right. - I said a...
Well... I don't get it to be honest... 1 guy says the I'm the worst on the board yet you don't see me calling people names left and right. Basically, you're mad because what I said is true (about the title), which is what the other people got mad at me about during the beta and release.
Truth hurts that's why your comments don't even phase me. As far as this title, well, if you enjoy it... cool with me but it is what it is... Rare done moved onto t...
Well, my best recollection is that I mentioned Jaws and Moby Dick way back in the beta days or shortly after release, so I want to say most of my post is a fact. I would say all the kids that were getting mad at me about the obvious observations were the "worst" as I wasn't actually trying to sell someone a lie. I would call this hot garbage but I don't think Sot is even garbage.. its a bunch of hot air (nothing), but that is just my opinion based on obvious observations. ...
Wow, Megalodon (I guess if you call a large shark shaped creature that's a bullet sponge a Megalodon), my guesses way back in February I believe were Jaws or Moby Dick. Next up, Atlantis because Rare is so over the hill they actually dropped in the puddle of their own making and really aren't capable of making a "game".
"Sad" -Trump
P.S. At least they actually created a body for this lame one. Improvement! At this rate, some...
Satya isn't going to throw Phillip out, he (Phillip) is implementing Satya's plan to a T. (you're probably a year or more from the big bombs, although they might let the "streaming" cat out of the bag at E3)
Pretty much. When my XBL subscription ends this time... its over for good.... end of the road for this Xbox360er. I did download Vanquish but I can't say I like the demo when I played it, but people keep saying how good it is.
(15+ years, the only reason I have one now is to play Gears occasional and even that doesn't happen much)
Haha, more like you give them $60 for a very early access game which probably won't be developed on by the larger part of the team as they moved on to other titles.
"Hungering Deep"
I was pretty close... I said either Jaws or Moby Dick months ago. Literally calling this game or Hungering Deep as content is pretty sad.
