Standing in the back room of a Las Vegas strip club -- which sounds far more seedy and sexy than it actually was -- Gearbox president Randy Pitchford detailed for us the once and future Duke Nukem Forever and how the studio's primary goal for the game is fulfilling the vision set forth by defunct developer 3D Realms.
For now. I imagine the day the game is supposed to be confirmed to go gold and a hurricane, tornado, tsunami, earthquake, volcano, lighting, and a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick hit the Gearbox building alone and all of the code is lost.
It would be funny if the release date was January 1st 2012. Then we would know we're fucked.
Yeah, Randy is kind of messin' with God by finishing Duke 4Ever. I hope he has asteroid insurance.