You'll be further pleased to note that many such antics slow time itself. Vin Diesel's muscle mass has clearly become so great he's collapsed to form a giant hole from which nothing, not even acting, can escape. He is warping space-time. Out of the car, the exploding barrel-based shooting is poor enough to be hateful, but there's nothing to arouse such strong emotions while in it. So, if you truly demand the undemanding, Wheelman is here to make you look sort of quite good in a silly but po-faced way. Unleash the polite applause!