You've no doubt by now read NZGamer's feature on the top ten games that should be made into movies. On the flipside of the coin, it's time to explore ten games that shouldn't, no matter what, be made into movies – live action movies that is. The kind of games that would make Uwe Boll's cinematic offerings look like Citizen Kane. Games that when made into movies would be the equivalent of turning Koyaanisqatsi into a video game. Games that... you get the idea. Anyway, without further ado, here are the top ten games that should never grace the big screen.