DHGF: No genre of video games is as creatively bankrupt as Horse games. It’s like there’s some list all developers of such games are required to check off in order to create one of these games, and god forbid you don’t use the template that all of these games use otherwise you might get banished to developing games about animals with a Z at the end of their name, like Horsez or Babiez.
Hardcore Gamer: "Overall this is the most amazing, most spectacular, most...you know, I can't do this anymore, even sarcastically. This game is bad, but I feel a little bad saying it. I didn't like it, but this clearly wasn't made for me. It's like someone else ordered food at a restaurant and I ran over and took a bite and was like, "Ugh this is terrible. F minus minus." If I was a little girl obsessed with Western horse riding and also too lame to play any better games, I might get a kick out of this for like half a day."
