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Submitted by gaminglives 764d ago | opinion piece

Move, Bitch. Get Out Of The Way.

GamingLives takes a look at the mostly-braindead AI systems in games, and moreso with companions, pondering why they've never yet been given a bit more of the "I" and a bit less of the "A".

"You sit there taking the time to line up that perfect headshot with your sniper rifle, and the next thing you know your jackass of a sidekick has planted themselves in front of your scope like a special child wandering into traffic and deciding to wave at an oncoming bus." (Call of Duty, Culture, Dragon Age 2, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Dragonborn DLC, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Mass Effect, Warhammer 40k Space Marine)

TruthbeTold  +   764d ago
lol, yep. These things get pretty frustrating at times.
PhoenixRising37  +   764d ago
call of duty veteran campaign:
you're sniping in the back, you take down 20 guys, you line up to shoot the last guy annnnnd
"friendly fire will not be tolerated"
GO******MOTHERF
Tzuno  +   761d ago
Yeah bitch listen to tha' MAN.

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