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Capcom sends season's greetings from DmC: Devil May Cry's Dante

Polygon - Capcom's public relations team sent us a holiday card from none other than Dante himself, the brash protagonist of Ninja Theory's upcoming Devil May Cry reboot, DmC: Devil May Cry. (Capcom, Culture, DmC: Devil May Cry)

PopRocks359  +   865d ago
I'll respond promptly by quoting one of the horribly written cutscenes.

"F*CK YOU!"
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crxss  +   865d ago
and they'll respond back with one of the horribly written cutscenes

"F*CK YOU!"
PopRocks359  +   865d ago
And I'll respond to THAT with a quote from those horribly written cutscenes.

"F*CK YOU!"
laurenjensen6   865d ago | Spam
Heisenburger  +   865d ago
@spambot

Yeah working 7.62 hours a day, every single day of the month isn't "a few hours".

I would prefer it if they, at least, didn't insult our intelligence by putting zero effort into the logistics of it.

*sigh*

Anyway on the topic of Capcom's 'PC' message: I don't much care for cop outs like "Happy Holidays".

Just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", ect.

I would never get offended, as a Christian, if somebody wished me a Happy Hanukkah.

Bleh....
Majin-vegeta  +   865d ago
From Old Dante to Scamcom.
http://cdn.memegenerator.ne...
fei-hung  +   865d ago
We need to bombard Crapcom with original Dante Xmas cards!
Mounce  +   864d ago
I'm still waiting for this 'Seasons Greetings' from Capcom. I was told in this post that I'd be getting a seasons greetings from Dante...

So....WHERE IS IT, CAPCOM?! WE'RE WAITING!...
prototypeknuckles  +   865d ago
merry christmas from capcom, Ninja Theory, and DINO

sincerily F**K YOU!!!
Godmars290  +   865d ago
Who's DINO?
PopRocks359  +   865d ago
It's an acronym for the protagonist of DmC.

DINO

Dante In Name Only.
Lord_Sloth  +   865d ago
Dino
Donte
Etnad

Sure there are others but these are most most common 3 you'll see.
vork77  +   865d ago
the purple Dino from Flintstones?
Mounce  +   865d ago
I'm trying to picture Barney the purple dinosaur using dual pistols and shooting in rapid succession while twisting his body in the movement and flow of everything...

It's kinda weird.....
Snookies12  +   865d ago
As stated above, I believe a nice little F- You would be in order Crapcom.
Root  +   865d ago
It couldn't just be a nice picture of something Xmas like or a collage of all their franchises....it HAD to be the game most of us despise

They are trying too hard
GenoZStriker  +   865d ago
In a way, they are succeeding with it as well. Ninja Theory already has the press on their side and have had to do absolutely nothing since they announced this game, because the press has pretty much been fighting all of their battles for them. Little things like this will keep earning them +1 points from journalist and will guarantee this game critical success.

But whatever. Merry Christmas to them. And good luck with DmC.
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Root  +   865d ago
I think the press being on their side has got something to do with money.

If it gets amazing scores after the horrible, broken demo which is actualy the final game then sorry but they've been paid off.

Capcom will do anythingn to make sure this game succeeds, they would of done the same to RE6 if they knew it was going to get bad scores.
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GreenRanger  +   865d ago
Tiny Tim just saw this and dropped dead.
DarkBlood  +   865d ago
you need more POWWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRR
chaolankennedy  +   865d ago
DRAGONZORD!
PS4isKing_82  +   865d ago
How about next gen you get back to the old amazing capcom where mostly every game you released was incredible. Games like onimusha, the original devil may cry series, resident evil before part 5, Dino crisis etc. I swear capcoms portfolio is full of amazing products that they've either butchered or done horribly wrong decisions with this entire gen. Same goes for square enix, and konami's silent hill series. Japan devs seriously fell apart once this gen started and still haven't recovered. And it's sad too cause now all were left with is shooter syndrome and Japan devs westernizing all their games, and ruining their quality in the process.
yami930  +   865d ago
Capcom cant make such incredible games as the ones you listed anymore because the people who were responsible for the games and basically played the biggest part in making Capcom what it was have left. Keiji Inafune who's responsible and has a major part in MegaMan, Lost Planet, Onimusha and Dead Rising has left. Clover Studios (Hideki Kamiya,Shinji Mikami probably most recognizable people there) was responsible for Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, God Hand, Okami, Viewtiful Joe, and Dino Crisis, has left. After all of them left, Capcom started giving out their best franchises to low level western Developers to do, such as DmC with Ninja Theory, Lost Planet 3 with Spark Unlimited Resident Evil: Operation Racoon City with Slant Six and some more past games had great new ideas, but poor western developers for Dark Void and Bionic Commando, and then there is Resident Evil 6 made but most of the actual original japanese team, but made as a western game. Capcom is slowly dying as their heart, soul, and creative mind left with the people and companies that have left them.
Plagasx  +   865d ago
F*ck you.
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strigoi814  +   865d ago
F*ck you capcom for this DMC
Hanso  +   865d ago
agree
ApolloTheBoss  +   865d ago
Hope this game fuckin NUKES.
BlaqMagiq24  +   865d ago
You can keep your season's greetings and horrible game Capcon

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