Sony Patents Controller Smart Shells: Put a DualShock Inside a Teddy Bear's Rear End, Squeeze Tummy

As part of its continuing quest to win the console wars, Sony has patented the ultimate way to mentally scar little children – by allowing gamers to insert a DualShock into a teddy bear’s trunk. - PSLS

[doctorstrange]

I want.

[Abash]

They need to make a Sackboy "Smart Shell" if this ever hits the market

[Chitown71291]

Ok , youve had one too many Sony. Go home, youre drunk.

[AngelicIceDiamond]

E3 baby, E3.

[Wedge19]

I would buy a Sony Teddy Bear. I think...

[TrendyGamers]

This is a little weird.

[dbjj12088]

I feel like this is getting into fake territory, but PSLS hasn't steered me wrong yet.

[doctorstrange]

Haha, there's a link to the actual patent. Bizarrely, this is real. Of course it won't become a real product, sadly. But we can dream.

[sherimae2413]

sony teddy bear? me want hug *^_^*

[dafegamer]

dat pic is hilarious

[ftwrthtx]

Might be a great way to bring the next generation of gamers to the next generation of consoles.

[GameCents]

For SONY, ANYTHING can be spun into a fantastic idea! I can only imagine the ridicule if this was a Microsoft patent.

[JoGam]

I love Sony, and honestly I have to agree. I can't believe some of the comments.

[Chitown71291]

Im glad somebody else isn't delusional. Im a Playstation fanboy myself, but come on man....

[DragonKnight]

Only a matter of time before...

http://pixelatedgeek.com/wp...

[Welcome2Die]

lol I have that stuffed pedobear....

[My_Name_BTW_Is_Dante]

Meanwhile at Nintendo...

[mydyingparadiselost]

I'm looking forward to all the Shake the Baby mini games

[Jek_Porkins]

This doesn't sound like something gamer's would actually want, or need.

[Sketchy_Galore]

Tutorial - Squeeze Mr. Fluffykin's tum-tum to beat the hooker to death and take your money back

[daclynk]

i would like to see the comments here if it were nintendo who did this. people never change.

[knifefight]

O...kaaaaay...