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MariaHelFutura

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N4G Trophy Set

If N4G was a game, this would be the trophy set.

(BRONZE) WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE- Create a profile on N4G.com

(BRONZE) THESE PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME- Create a second profile on N4G after being reduced to one bubble

(BRONZE) SNEAKY, YES VERY SNEAKY- Take the contributors test, know and break the rules to try to get stories through faster that fit your personal agenda

(BRONZE) AND AGAIN- Take part in at least 50 top 10 stories, posting your own top 10 list 10 times

(BRONZE) I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ANYWAY- Claim you hate N4G and don't know why you even come here, say you're leaving and never coming back, return and post a comment within the next week

(BRONZE) I HOPE YOU BURN- Bubble someone down and disagree with them, not because of what they said, but just because you don't like them

(BRONZE) LIFE IS ALL ABOUT CHOICES- Change your avatar to whatever your favorite platform is and slander all other platforms for at least a month or until you create another profile

(BRONZE) YOUNG JEDI- Write a comment, post a story, lose a bubble, gain a bubble, meet some friends, gain some enemies.

(BRONZE) SOME WIN, SOME LOSE- Gain or lose 2 bubbles in 24 hours

(SILVER) MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD- Post a list of exclusive games 15 games or longer with at least half of the games being not announced officially

(SILVER) I MAKE GAMES FOR A LIVING- On 5 occasions call out a developer being wrong about something based off of posting a game you like

(SILVER) ENEMY RADAR- Know and post the exclusive games for the competing system that are scheduled to be released in the next 2 years, while posting a list of exclusive games for your system of choice that is longer than the competitors, 7 times in one week

(SILVER) THEY MADE ME DO IT- Start hating a game you use to like, not because of anything to do with the game itself, but because people on N4G constantly use the game to name drop

(SILVER) I WAS THERE- Achieve 25 agrees or disagrees in 5 mins

(SILVER) THE ULTIMATE INSIDER- Read a rumor then start speaking it as a truth, if people try to call you out on the information, lie about knowing people in the industry

(SILVER) I KNOW WHO SHOT JFK- Come up with 5 theories of how outside forces are trying to keep your console of choice down

(GOLD) YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU MET A LEGEND- Encounter The Mart and Nasim 15 times under 15 different profiles of theirs

(GOLD) MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE- Lose a bubble, then complain about it to a mod and get your bubble back

(GOLD) AGAIN, I WAS THERE- Achieve 200 or more agrees or disagrees on a single comment

(GOLD) MY MIDDLE NAME IS SATAN- Claim to play a game you haven't played just to make the game look bad, claim to own a system you don't just to make it look bad, claim a game that`s hard isn't when you know it is, just to look cool

(PLATINUM) THROUGH HELL AND BACK- Achieve all other trophies to obtain this trophy.

TopDudeMan4172d ago

This seems to have been done out of spite, but still funny.

pixelsword4170d ago

I don't care which one it was, it's still funny.

Christopher4172d ago

***(GOLD) MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE- Lose a bubble, then complain about it to a mod and get your bubble back ***

Hah! It's in _our_ power to prevent you guys from getting the platinum trophy. Why, yes, I do accept money as a form of payment.

:P

SnakeCQC4172d ago

someone took 3 of my bubble can i have them back please

ZoyosJD4172d ago

Wait...I have to buy the DLC just to get the plat. Do you accept fanboy tears?

Christopher4171d ago

Sorry, we have a surplus of fanboy tears. We are no longer accepting them as payment. We are considering using them as currency for monthly contest awards.

CaptainSheep4172d ago

There would be so much boosting involved. XD

Kalowest4171d ago

N4G platinum boosting session
Helping with"(GOLD) AGAIN, I WAS THERE"
Between 9am-5pm, When Trolling instead of Working

Kalowest

lex-10204172d ago

Well never getting platinum on this. Anything involving gaining a bubble is impossible.

Kalowest4171d ago (Edited 4171d ago )

"Anything involving gaining a bubble is impossible."
That's true, ps3trophies.org would rate this platinum a 9/10.

SeraphimBlade4172d ago

Fun read. My suggestions:

(BRONZE) I'M TELLING YOU GUYS - Make a multi-paragraph comment or blog post bashing a sequel, reboot or spin-off that has not been released or reviewed. Swear off series forever.

(SILVER) NOSTRADAMUS - Make a multi-paragraph comment or blog post bashing a sequel, reboot or spin-off that has only released pre-rendered, non-gameplay trailers, based only on genre shifts or new character designs and how they are objectively worse. Swear off series forever.

(GOLD) WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? - Buy the game you got I'M TELLING YOU GUYS and NOSTRADAMUS for on day one. You're a fan after all. What are you gonna do, NOT play it and look for a different title better-suited to your tastes?

(BRONZE) SNEAKY SOAPBOX - Start a funny, non-controversial post and then halfway through, take a cynical stab at certain groups of people who disagree with you

(BRONZE) IRONY, THY NAME IS MAN - Make a sexist comment about a woman accusing game(r)s of sexism.

(BRONZE) THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE - Make an optimistic comment about an upcoming Sonic title, after bashing the most recent one.

SeraphimBlade4171d ago

Oh, I forgot a good one:
(BRONZE) I CLICKED FOR BOOBS - Click for boobs

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Saw this coming since the first nerf to the meta. Anyone that had any sense and wasn't a fan boy knew this was gona happen. Knee jerk reaction nerfs to the meta made the game boring.

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Helldivers 2 is the fastest-selling Sony first-party title ever

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LG_Fox_Brazil8h ago

250 hours in and I can't get enough

Gameseeker_Frampt2h ago

It's not a first-party game though. Is it really too much to expect these low-rate websites to have the bare minimum of knowledge about the topic that they write about?

This reminds me of the hoops that some diehard Nintendo fans would go through to claim a game (like Bayonetta 2) is first-party just to say Nintendo is pumping out games.

GamingSinceForever2h ago

Sony owns the IP so maybe that will clear things up for you.

SonyStyled1h ago(Edited 1h ago)

It’s a second party title, like Ratchet and Clank prior to the purchase of Insomniac, or like Sly Cooper before the purchase of Sucker Punch, or like Dead Nation before the purchase of Housemarque, etc.

darthv721h ago

Sony published it, they dont own it... not yet anyway.

Giga_Gaia1h ago

@darthv72 Sony owns the Helldivers IP, but they don't own the developer.

CrashMania21m ago(Edited 21m ago)

@darth. Sony absolutey owns the IP.

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VersusDMC57m ago

Just wondering if you don't consider Pokemon, Smash ultimate or Metroid Dread first party because Nintendo doesn't own the studios that made those games...

Deeeeznuuuts1h ago

That's insane! Congratulations Arrowhead! Be good if Sony did buy them, they could work closely with Housmareque and they could both help each other with projects, that'd be good to see

badz1495m ago

Between the original Helldivers (Arrow Head) and Alienation (Housemarque), I prefer the later so much more. Would love to see Alienation going through similar transformation as HD2 for its sequel.

ObscureFacts17m ago

Rookie numbers. Palworld outsold this

ObscureFacts14m ago

Palworld never left!

One of the biggest companies in gaming got outsold by an indie 💀

CrashMania8m ago

Player count does not equal sales, I thought the commercial failure of hifi rush which closed the studio, and it's '3 million players' would have taught you that ;)

ObscureFacts5m ago

How do you play a paid game on Steam without buying it?

ObscureFacts3m ago

Palworld - 15m sales in a month.