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Big Microsoft vision statement mentions gaming and serious fun

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SegaSaturn6693941d ago

I'm concerned that the kinect will track the heat in my genitals while I'm playing "Just Dance 4" and transmit it to the FBI

negative3941d ago

LOL

Seriously. I share a similar concern. Dare I leave my Kinect on when I'm banging away. FBI wants my lovemaking skillz.....

malokevi3941d ago (Edited 3941d ago )

This just in: FBI learns how to have great sex for 25 seconds.

>8)

FanboyCrusher3941d ago

"lovemaking skillz" Is that what the kids are calling right hand shame these days?

negative3941d ago

@malokevi lol not bad!

@fanboycrusher
Nothing shameful about it ;)

Godmars2903941d ago

@malokevi:

Wow. That's twice my best XD

Elit3Nick3941d ago

@Godmars290 Ohh you nasty...

Blacktric3941d ago (Edited 3941d ago )

Tasteless, unfunny immaturity at its finest.

OT: I'm pretty cautious regarding the "serious fun" statement. Especially when it's coming from someone who hasn't involved in the gaming industry before.

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JBSleek3941d ago

Laughs at Kinect for being a security risk.

Uses phone and computers.... Great

cleft53941d ago

Laugh it up now. I am sure those kids sitting in jail for saying something stupid in LoL and on Facebook thought they where funny too. But hey, have your laugh now.

BattleTorn3941d ago

Maybe if Justin Carter had Kinect the NSA would've known he wasn't actually a terrorist!

LOL JK

blackmanone3941d ago

Agreed. I'm all for Xbox exclusives, they all look great, except for Ryse, which LOOKS great only; but I'm shocked at how many people will sell their privacy rights away for a chance at the new Halo.

Belking3941d ago

It won't track your girly parts...lol

Mounce3941d ago

SegaSaturn, I gave you a bubble because you made me literally lough out loud.

Maybe they'll arrest you if they become jealous of sizes and throw you to jail listed as a Terrorist. "THIS GUY IS PACKING HEAT....We know where he lives."

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JBSleek3941d ago

I feel really sad for you.

One day you will stop hating and enjoy life. I promise

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