jsslifelike

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...because gamers have no balls.

4030d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I don't have ANYTHING to say here except... I FUCKING LOVE YOUR SCREEN NAME.

4030d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Actually, Skyrim is a pretty decent game with really fucking bad combat mechanics.

4034d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Neither would a Zelda game with shitty, wooden, rigid combat.

4034d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

I have a "Gaint" erection for this game.

4036d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

2013: the year gamers were no longer good enough.

4036d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Does anyone take a second to think that it just may be a shitty port job? Or that these screens aren't even final?

Soooo tired of the WiiU doom-and-gloom internet hive mentality...

4047d ago 8 agree13 disagreeView comment

I SEE WHAT AUTHOR DID THAR.

4047d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

One game per page? Really? You'll get no extra cheap clicks from me.

Good day.

4048d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Exactly. Who the hell would buy Mass Effect 3 for WiiU when, just days before, the entire trilogy was released on every OTHER platform?

Author makes a lot of good points- it makes me wonder of third party services(such as Origin, Uplay) will be apps that run in the background on these new consoles. If that's the case, then in turning down that crappy Origin service, Nintendo made the right decision.

4049d ago 9 agree3 disagreeView comment

Is this really an "article" I'm reading right now??

4049d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

FFIX would jump straight to the top of the list for me. Not only did it show what the PS1 was capable of nearing the end of the generation, but it also brought with it two of the greatest FF characters- Vivi and Steiner. STEINER WAS A BEAST. Plus, equipment-based character class growth instead of that crappy DRAW command in VIII.

So, what are some of anyone's favorite FF CHARACTERS of all time? Here are my top 3:

3. Adelbert Steiner
2. Seifer Alma...

4052d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

MY SUBTITLE-

"Fact: I Already Have An Erection For It"

4052d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

How could it even sell well when it was a shitty port that was sent out to die mere days after the ENTIRE TRILOGY WAS RELEASED ON EVERY OTHER PLATFORM!?

Seriously, EA was only fulfilling prior agreements and had already spent too much on the WiiU porting effort.

4052d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

...would have the "stones" to to own up to what this really is.

"Unprecedented partnership" my ass.

4052d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

The biggest gimmick this gen was selling an entertainment box disguised as a first-party gaming console.

4053d ago 6 agree9 disagreeView comment

Funny how no one ever creates articles/videos about how WELL any particular piece of hardware is doing. Goddamned faceless internet snark.

4054d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

I just cut the crotch out of every pair of pants that I own. If you don't wanna see my junk, that's your decision. You'll be much less depressed once you don't give 1/10 of a fuck about what others think of you. It works for me.

4054d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yes, that would help, but where WiiU could really shine is eShop indie content. Hell, I'd even love to see AAA devs/pubs split off small teams to work on software that utilizes the tech. I've had this idea of a Gauntlet-style ARPG in which 2-4 players use Wiimotes and the DM uses the Gamepad. Players vote on how the story progesses, then DM is presented with a map to continuously generate combat scenarios and each game would last the length of a typical board game. As a WiiU owner, TH...

4054d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

@NukaCola

Exactly. These will be great to nab on the cheap, then wait for the inevitable fan-mod graphical update!

4055d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment