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PS4 is a Scorpio, Xbox One a Sagittarius: Here’s what the Horoscope Tells About them and their 2014

Do you believe in horoscopes? Some do and some don’t, but they’re always fun to read. Analysts and journalists are scrambling to find every bit of (realistic and not so realistic) information to describe the PS4 and the Xbox One and predict their performance in the coming year, so why not the horoscope? It really can’t be too much worse than your average prediction piece.

The PS4 was released on November the 15th, making it a Scorpio, while the Xbox One will hit the shelves tomorrow, on November the 22nd, which, interestingly enough, is the first day of Sagittarius.

You’ll be surprised to see in which uncanny way they actually fit both consoles.

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Abriael3826d ago (Edited 3826d ago )

Just read the descriptions of the signs, and tell me they don't fit both the PS4 and the Xbox One to a T.

It's so uncanny that it almost seems on purpose.

Xsilver3826d ago

They do, it was all kinda random but enjoyable.

GribbleGrunger3826d ago (Edited 3826d ago )

What the hell Abriael? You'll be reading tea leaves next. Makes for a unique article though. Well done :)

GarrusVakarian3826d ago

Haha, the PS4 part is uncanny indeed. Perfectly describes its current situation and future outlook.

F the haters, this is a funny and unique article. Bravo.

Kryptix3826d ago

lol I was like what is this? Till I read the article and the signs really do fit the consoles.

Fun read after you get past the "what?" moment and give it a chance.

sigfredod3826d ago

and both are serpent according to the chinesse so what does that say? you know how many articles don't get approved because "not gaming related" reports and are very interesting aound the industry?

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sigfredod3826d ago

Really somebody make an article about this? and will get approved too???? damn

SKYVVLKR3826d ago

I actually thought this was a refreshing read among all the other bias bullshit that's on here constantly.

GarrusVakarian3826d ago

Would you rather have another:

"10 REASONS WHY THE PS4 BLOWS THE X1 TO SPACE!!!" article?

Regis3826d ago

It only needs 10 people to get its approval or do you not know that.

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AngelicIceDiamond3826d ago

Funny I'm a Sag my Birthday's this Saturday. A console would be a great gift lol.

Anyway Interesting perspective.

Cryptcuzz3826d ago

Happy early birthday to you!

You should get a PS4 if you don't have one yet. It is destined for success, just read its horoscope!

MysticStrummer3826d ago

Happy birthday!

May you receive your birthday console and some good games.

Talamak3825d ago

I'm a Sag as well Dec. 13th

MASTER_RAIDEN3826d ago

lol a fun read. stop hating and give it a click.

AHall883826d ago

Horoscopes are still a thing?

MajorLazer3826d ago

As long as stupid people exist

kewlkat0073826d ago (Edited 3826d ago )

I thought these things went away when miss cleo was busted...

Call Now..

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gold_drake5h ago

i mean its pretty simple, they spent close to 30 billion in acquiring activision, they thought they'd make it bk no problem, and that didnt happen.

its just shit that because of MS's miscalculation alot of people lost their jobs.

Jingsing2h ago

This is exactly what many people said would happen including the CMA and FTC. Lies lies and more lies and they allowed a $69 billion buy out to happen.

gold_drake1h ago

oh yeh it was 70 billion. that was my bad haha even worse.

thesoftware7301h ago(Edited 1h ago)

gold,

You can't be serious, right?

Do you think that MS thought they would make 80bill in a year & Half? They haven't even released titles under MS yet, lol.

But in fact, that A/B revenue is already paying off, look at the last earnings call. That $80 billion is long-term money, my guy, no sane person/company would think they would make that back in any short-term situation, it's a long-term investment.

Let's play silly then. If MS's reason for laying off staff and closing studios was due(which it really was not) to the A/B deal, tell me what Sony's reason was for past studio closures, the recent 900-person layoffs, closing Sony London, shutting down Dreams, and closing Japan Studio? Zipper? Psygnosis? cuts at all their internal studios.

Keep in mind, you are claiming MS's reason is because of the A/B deal; please explain Sony's reason.

Hofstaderman1h ago

You actually still defending them? Sheesh.....

gold_drake1h ago

this is not a sony vs MS debate. dont make it something it isnt.

and of course not, but im pretty sure they thought they'd make more money after the deal. they didnt, and closed off some studios.

its pretty insane to think there is any other reason for the closure of studios in this case.

romulus231h ago(Edited 1h ago)

(It really was) due to the Activision Blizzard deal and the loss of physical sales due to gamepass. You keep bringing up Sony in all your posts about this, stop deflecting and trying to change the topic, this is about MS and what they are doing.

BehindTheRows1h ago

Has nothing to do with Sony. Stay on topic.

notachance59m ago

once in a while you see someone too invested in their make-believe console war that everything happened has to be connected to said war…

a bit of banter between fans is normal, this crusade you’re doing now isn’t.

Chevalier39m ago

Wow idiotic. You bring up very old closures not that there haven't been recent ones from Playstations, but, seriously stop deflecting. This has NOTHING to do with Playstation.

Does Playstation got $3 trillion behind them and daddies wallet? No they don't so stop making a fool of yourself.

Xbox has never been profitable really and they just keep losing money so between their worst hardware sales, terrible 3rd party sales and now terrible 1st party sales.

Gamepass numbers that are no longer being announced shows their numbers after 3 years of missed targets has flatlined. Plus their recent gains up to 34 million were ONLY because they folded Gold members in too. Absolutely take your idiotic rhetoric out of here. Keep on topic without deflecting.

S2Killinit36m ago

Ayayayay with these xbox/MS excuses.

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anast2h ago

They are going to use AI for a large portion of the game development process. Upper management need bonuses and the shareholders need more money. So, people will lose their jobs.

Skuletor1h ago

Maybe they were already using AI to make business decisions, which would explain why they closed Hi-Fi Rush's studio, then said they need more games like Hi-Fi Rush not long after that announcement.

Crows901h ago(Edited 1h ago)

They shouldn't have bought any studios. Some is okay...but they went on a shopping spree...stupid

Einhander197251m ago

The better question is why did Microsoft buy publishers for a service they were subsidizing they knew couldn't support.

And why are so many websites trying to make people feel sorry for Microsoft instead of truly criticizing the fact they are closing studios and killing jobs that would have been fine if Microsoft themselves hadn't gotten involved.

Quit feeling sorry for Microsoft and start feeling sorry for the industry and the all the gamers who are actually losing out.

THIS IS MICROSOFTS FAULT.

RNTody49m ago

The first thing that happens after any major acquisition or merger is a consolidation of the whole new portfolio, which includes cutting any excess, bloat or portfolios that don't fit the larger MO of the big boy. So far, it's been par for the course with Microsoft and that's why gamers have been so against this acquisition. Tango Gameworks is the beginning. You think Microsoft wants to pay to keep small timers like Ninja Theory in business?

There is absolutely zero evidence to suggest that Microsoft will improve any of these studios, but plenty to suggest that they will get rid of what they don't need and hold onto the IP. The real agenda of the acquisition was always to acquire The Elder Scrolls, Diablo, Fallout, Call of Duty, Candy Crush etc. that will create millions in passive revenue stream for Microsoft regardless of where the games release. Microsoft simply wants their cut.

Because of Games Pass Microsoft has no interest in investing in new IP which is risky and requires creative talent they can neither nurture nor manage. Game Pass has also not grown in the way Microsoft expected it to, even post acquisitions. Therefore the logical thing to do, without serious money makers to release, is to cut as much cost as possible.

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