Hello N4G community and welcome to my new blog. Throughout my various features I have introduced you to the typical mindset and behavior of the Sony fanboy that can be found lurking throughout the N4G threads. Today I would like to introduce you to a product I have stumbled across that seems to very effective at deterring Sony fanboy activity.
The name of this product is none other than Droid-Be-Gone. It is a a bottled spray that contains secret ingredients some of which I have deciphered personally. Some of the key ingredients seem to be extracts of brain cells, growth hormone, and ritalin. Note that these ingredients that I have uncovered seem to promote mental growth and stability as well as concentration and rational thought. These chemicals seem to be almost toxic to Sony fanboys. Perhaps it is because the Sony fanboy genetic makeup is severely lacking in these substances.
Now that I have presented you with some of the active ingredients it is time to move on to Droid-Be-Gone's method of use.
1) Make sure that the fanboy you are trying to purge is of a Sony nature
2) Shake canister vigorously before using
3) When applying the product aim for the head(the area of least activity)
4) Apply Droid-Be-Gone in an even stream for appproxiamtely 20 seconds
5) Allow 5-10 seconds for Droid-Be-Gone to start taking effect
6) Always keep Droid-Be-Gone stored at room temperature
Now that you have been made aware of the method of use it is time to move on to instances that you should consider using Droid-Be-Gone.
1) You leave sensible comments in threads and bubbles seem to disappear
2) You have amassed a large number of tracks on N4G and bubbles decrease
3) You find yourself surrounded by Sony fanboys in threads
4) You are in threads and none of the comments seem to make any sense
5) You can also spray yourself with Droid-Be-Gone to be used as a repellent
I would like to remind anyone who is reading this blog that the terms for using this product are just basic guidelines. Droid-Be-Gone can obviously be used in various other scenarios. Just be weary my friend and make sure not to run out. You never know what bumps in the road you may come across while browsing the N4G threads. Don't get caught with your guard down and lack the proper protection when it is readily available.
I would like to take a moment to thank all the people who took the time out of their day to read my blog and as always happy gaming!
Xbox's handling of the marketing for Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 is casting a huge doubt over the future of its developer, Ninja Theory.
They should be worried. They we told they were free to be creative to dev. a walking sim, and now Phil and the Lady are walking that back.
The lack of worldwide availability of Arrowhead Studios' Helldivers 2 on Steam is due to restrictions from PlayStation, not Valve.
To be clear though, Steam does not restrict use of their platform in any country. So, to say that Sony delisted games in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, and other similar regions is disingenuous. The taliban doesn't allow video games in Afghanistan.
There are many restrictions in many countries. Painting this as a false dichotomy of Sony or Valve ignores all other layers of what is going on.
Just be honest in your journalism about what countries are left out. Those countries should a) have internet access b) allow the game.
There's literally almost 170 countries and mentioned 3, and Taliban banned PUBG only, do you seriously think that these countries that had games all this time, suddenly decided to ban games when Sony wanted to put PSN as a restriction
Sony would be stupid to let valve run the show. They would be bad at business if they did that.
Companies, particularly public companies like Microsoft, need to grow.
i mean its pretty simple, they spent close to 30 billion in acquiring activision, they thought they'd make it bk no problem, and that didnt happen.
its just shit that because of MS's miscalculation alot of people lost their jobs.
This is exactly what many people said would happen including the CMA and FTC. Lies lies and more lies and they allowed a $69 billion buy out to happen.
gold,
You can't be serious, right?
Do you think that MS thought they would make 80bill in a year & Half? They haven't even released titles under MS yet, lol.
But in fact, that A/B revenue is already paying off, look at the last earnings call. That $80 billion is long-term money, my guy, no sane person/company would think they would make that back in any short-term situation, it's a long-term investment.
Let's play silly then. If MS's reason for laying off staff and closing studios was due(which it really was not) to the A/B deal, tell me what Sony's reason was for past studio closures, the recent 900-person layoffs, closing Sony London, shutting down Dreams, and closing Japan Studio? Zipper? Psygnosis? cuts at all their internal studios.
Keep in mind, you are claiming MS's reason is because of the A/B deal; please explain Sony's reason.
this is not a sony vs MS debate. dont make it something it isnt.
and of course not, but im pretty sure they thought they'd make more money after the deal. they didnt, and closed off some studios.
its pretty insane to think there is any other reason for the closure of studios in this case.
(It really was) due to the Activision Blizzard deal and the loss of physical sales due to gamepass. You keep bringing up Sony in all your posts about this, stop deflecting and trying to change the topic, this is about MS and what they are doing.
They are going to use AI for a large portion of the game development process. Upper management need bonuses and the shareholders need more money. So, people will lose their jobs.
Maybe they were already using AI to make business decisions, which would explain why they closed Hi-Fi Rush's studio, then said they need more games like Hi-Fi Rush not long after that announcement.
what a fantastic product.. does it work for wii based news stories as well? Still sony is incredible and awesome.... like the best syetm ever and stuff... INCREDIBLE BLOG MAD PHAT ILLLLL!
its a fantastic item. Nice blog bloodmask! Keep up the good work!
is there a microsoft and nintendo version in the works?
Wow, at first i thought Bloodmask was just joking around with these blogs.
But i see now that he has some deep, deluded sense of hate for an electronic box.A truly sad life you must live Bloodmask.
I honestly feel bad for you.
Bloodmask isn't really attacking the PS3 or the Sony fans. He's trying to make a certain group of people realize how pathetic they're acting. This should be a site for gamers. Not just for the ones who sleep with a PS3 cradled under their arm every night.