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I wonder what mysterious mathematical algorithms they employed to predict that the successor console to the PS2 would fulfill its role in the future as the PS3.

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It's a premiere movie based on the defining title of the Fighting Game genre. You can't tell me its at least as important to video games as Leisure Suit Larry 17.

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She's half Dutch and half Chinese if you're wondering. They couldn't find any good actresses from China and who can blame them? Off the top of my head I can only think of a few dozen and only half of them are hot.

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Also the guns shoot bunnies. You don't play a criminal, you're a truant officer. You don't steal cars, you take the bus. And instead of fire it's ice cream.

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I am an employee of Microsoft from the future. Everyone on X-Box Live was named JohnSmith until it turned out that was also a euphemism for gay.

So then we they had to use shapes for names. But it turned out all shapes look suspiciously like a penis in some way so I had to scrap the whole X-Box Live thing.

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I am an employee of Microsoft from the future. Everyone on X-Box Live was named JohnSmith until it turned out that was also a euphemism for gay.

So then we they had to use shapes for names. But it turned out all shapes look suspiciously like a penis in some way so I had to scrap the whole X-Box Live thing.

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Don't disagree with me, disagree with the United States Department of Health and Human Services. Or perhaps you think there's a product somewhere in the world capable of absorbing infinite weight?

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How is this news? Every piece of exercise equipment has a weight limit. Also, this guy who says he's not terribly overweight is more than 100 lbs. over the 203-243 lbs. margin for the ideal weight of a 6' 8 guy.

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Ideal weight for a 6' 8" guy is 203-249 lbs. this guy is 100 lbs. overweight and well within morbid obesity qualifications. So by saying he's not overweight you must mean that he is well beyond that?

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Seems pretty important to me.

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Spider-man 3 wasn't nearly as good as Spider-man 2, but the Spider-man 3 video game wasn't nearly as good as moldy cheese. Here's hoping they fire everyone involved in its creation and that the next Spider-man video game is more like Grand Theft Auto, but with Spider-man and less like moldy cheese.

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Aren't they still trying to emulate the PS2?

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These suits can't work because they respond to the body rather than the brain. We'll have to stick with guns and robots or hope our soldiers are challenged to arm wrestling contests.

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No one would argue that consoles have more processing power than PCs. A PC could be anything. You could build a PC now that would be capable than the PS4, except for the Blu-ray reading of course.

But there's a reason physics engines are a new issue in gaming. They didn't have the processing power to even exist properly until a few years ago. That's why GTA III and Half-Life 1 didn't have physics, they couldn't have been processed by PS2 level technology. And the Wii is only marg...

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Each individual part of a PC has its own generation. But they are all separate. Your next-generation Quad-core will only bring your processor to the next generation, presumably the newest accessible one. But your RAM is on its own generation cycle that has nothing to do with your processor, and the same goes with your Hard Drive and so on.

On consoles all of these parts are designed together with a system released every 5 years or so, what we call a generation. New PCs are relea...

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The superior processing power of the PS3 means better A.I. and physics.

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Nope completely wrong. And getting the dictionary definition that proves you're wrong to prove your point is just embarrassing yourself.

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This is a big issue for the PS3. A unique problem that needs to fixed by Rockstar immediately. 360 users may or may not have the same problem. It's impossible to tell since most 360 users have become numb gaming glitches and the ones that do still care just assumed its a problem with the console. Rockstar can look into that later.

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Actually I found the employees at Gamestop to be normal human beings. And their social skills are only strengthened by their mutual affinity for video games. But I guess it must be a Gamestop that exists in a magical world where everyone isn't a cliched stereotype.

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Wow then you guys will really enjoy it when Yahoo starts reviewing skateboards and myspace pages.

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