"Kotaku are attention seeking whores"-Everyone.
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"Xbots are under suicide watch"-Everyone.
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"Ps3 owners get the last laugh"-Everyone.
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"Xbots officially lost"-Everyone.
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Xbox 360,November 22 2005-June 12 2008
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November 22 2005-June 12 2008
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For male Ps3 gamers,this is GREAT NEWS,nothing like a FINE woman companion.
For male Xbot FILTH,this is IRRELEVANT,as they have CONFIRMED to PREFER OTHER males.
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For the Xbots have OFFICIALLY lost the battle of GTA4,the BIGGEST multi-platform game of this GEN.
A few QUICK facts for those Green IMBECILES:
1)GTA4 is SELLING BETTER on the Ps3.
2)GTA4 LOOKS BETTER on the Ps3.
3)Microsoft are NOT going to 'OWN' the GTA4 launch.
4)There are NO OFFICIAL GTA4 360 bundles.
5)There is NO FEE to play GTA4 Online on the Playstation 3.
6)There is NO NEED for a FIRE EXTINGUISHER and WET TOWELS whilst playing G...
Epic Games CONTINUE to show SIGNS of running into HARDWARE LIMITATIONS whilst working on the Xbox3Fixme.
As I HAPPILY laugh at the PATHETIC 5 Vs 5 multiplayer structure of Gears Of Bore 2,I wonder;Will the UNEDUCATED Xbots EVER experience the glory of having 30 VERSUS 30 MULTIPLAYER matches?Seems like the ANSWER is a SOLID NO.
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What a WASTE of resources and ENERGY,to code for that system in LAST PLACE
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And EVERYTHING is STILL the SAME:
-Micro$oft are STILL being OUTSOLD by the Playstation 3 EACH MONTH.
-The Xbox3Fixme is STILL a BELOW AVERAGE product.
-XBL is STILL an UNSTABLE network.
-PSN is STILL a FREE and RELIABLE online network.
-HD DVD is STILL DE AD.
-Digital movie downloads is STILL an UNKNOWN format.
-Kaz Hirai is STILL a GREAT LEADER.
-MGS4 is STILL a Playstation 3 EXCLUSIVE.
The SAD part?The Xbot Defense Association an...
I'll give you a HINT:It starts with an X,and ends with a RING OF DEATH
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http://n4g.com/News-119371....
The Xbot Defense Association has been working OVERTIME as of late,I wonder how LONG it'll take for them to REALIZE that the 3Fixme has about as much chance of SUCCESS this year as JOHN EDWARDS has of being the next PRESIDENT of the United States of America.
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1-Don't LAST past your next HAIR cut
2-Don't come with WIFI
3-Don't come with HDD as STANDARD
4-Don't have a next-gen movie format
5-Don't come with FREE Online
6-Require users to have PROFESSIONAL training in FIRE control
7-Require users to have PREMIUM LIFE insurance
8-Require users to have Household WINDOWS and DOORS open at ALL time
9-Require users to have HEADPHONES on due to the loud SQUEAKS and WHIZZES from the console
10-Require us...
That a VISIBLY upset member of the Xbot Defense Association has STRAPPED himself with TWO Arcade Units,and is on his way to Konami's Headquarters.
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Isn't it just LOVELY?
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Notice anything,INTERESTING?Scroll DOWN to the bottom and LOOK at the 'sorted under' line under EACH post,my OH my what a SHAMEFUL little blogging Xbot this one is!
Isn't life GREAT?The Xbot3fixme STILL has RELIABILITY issues,Xbox Live STILL has Online issues,HD DVD is STILL DE AD,Digital movie Downloads is STILL an INFANT format,Micro$oft are STILL gettin...
The Digital Download format,you know,the NON-EXISTENT format that XBOTS now CLING onto?The one that takes over 9 HOURS to download HALF of an HD Movie?
Looks like THAT Xbot format is DESTINED to go the VERY SAME route as HD DVD,my OH my there will be A LOT of Micro$oft traffic on FAILURE Lane.
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"As expected,inferiority is synonymous yet again with the Xbox brand"-Everyone.
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