Microsoft:We're in trouble.
Kotaku:Let us help you out...
Microsoft:I said,we're in trouble...
*Silence*
Microsoft:OH COME ON GAMESPOT,1 MILLION DOLLARS FOR DOWNGRADING THE PS3 VERSION!
GameSpot:Not this time Microsoft,not this time
Xbots:*Crying*
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"The Xbox 360 is last-gen hardware with more limitations than an Escort"-Everyone.
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"the PS3 has a few tricks up its sleeve beginning first with Blu-ray right out of the box. Microsoft supported the now defunct HD DVD format, while Sony backed Blu-ray which has now become the clear winner in the DVD format wars. This means picking up a PS3 will give you instant access to the best High-Definition DVD you'll find, while the Xbox 360 is still only sold with a standard DVD drive. On top of the exclusive Blu-ray feature, utilising Sony's PlayStation Network (their online ser...
Sony VALUES their consumers time AND money spent within the Playstation Network,thus the ban will ONLY be in effect for a period of 7 DAYS.
We,Playstation Gamers,look forward to WELCOMING BACK our fellow gamer to the most RELIABLE,FREE,and FAMILY FRIENDLY Online gaming network.
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Xbox 3Fixmes STILL break,and Xbots are CHEERING?My,I knew they LACKED intelligence,but this is a whole different LEVEL of STUPIDITY and IGNORANCE,one that is ONLY possessed by NEW BORN BABIES
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1-The Xbox 360 DOES NOT have RELIABILITY.
2-The Xbox 360 DOES NOT have a Hard disk as a STANDARD feature.
3-The Xbox 360 DOES NOT have a way to play TRUE Hi-Def movies ANYMORE.
4-The Xbox 360 DOES NOT have an OPEN ONLINE network.
5-The Xbox 360 DOES NOT support KEYBOARD+MOUSE.
6-The Xbox 360 DOES NOT have a BROWSER.
7-The Xbox 360 DOES NOT have INBUILT Wi-Fi.
I could go on for DAYS if I were a DESPERATE XBOT with the INFERIOR version of GTA4,bu...
"I wish I had a Ps3"-Xbots
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Microsoft:We need to damage control this,and fast...1 Million dollars to whoever plays down the Ps3 version.
Kotaku:You rang?
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"Unleash the damage control!"-Xbot Defense Association
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Uwe Boll had the following to say regarding the FlopBox 360,"RROD bullshit 50 dollars a year bullshit inferior GTA4 bullshit..."
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"Xbots=SEVERELY owned."-Everyone.
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Much like Eliot Spitzers WHORE,Kotaku wants to PLEASE Microsoft in any way they can.
"Ps3 version is better"-IGN,EGM,1UP,Games radar,Gametrailers,CVG,Gamepro, GameSpy
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That is an XBOT after finding out the INFERIOR NATURE of their GTA4 version.
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"Can I have your attention please,will the owner of a 2005 Xflop 360 attend to his inferior console?Thank you"-Everyone.
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"Our top story for tonight:A group of underage Xbots have been arrested on suspicion of floppage"-Evening News
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"Xbots Am Cry"-Everyone.
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"Ps3 version is better"-IGN,EGM,1UP,Games radar,Gametrailers,CVG,Gamepro.
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"GameSpot will try to sabotage the Ps3 version"-Everyone.
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"Kotaku=Failure"-Eve ryone.
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I'm SURPRISED the Xbots haven't LEFT this site yet,not only does this game look like a DREAMCAST game compared to Killzone 2,it also looks like another FLOP for the Xbox 3Fixme Enterflopment system
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