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Five Of The Most Fun Skyrim Pass Times

The Play Vault's Jonathan: "Skyrim is a world where the landscape stretches as far as the eye can see with flowing rivers, snow topped mountains and a scattering of villages and cities that all contain there own stories and adventures. Every hero adventurer needs to take some time off from slaying dragons some time though right?

Dragons cannot scare you, evil undead hordes do not make you brown your pants like the other so called heroes and you laugh in the face of entire blood hungry armies, so conquering a mountain for you is as easy as killing someone who thinks that taking an arrow to knee joke is still funny.

On a side note those that do still find this meme funny: You should take an arrow to your own eyeball and then to your man parts and rinse and repeat until very very sore… or dead. So listen up and take heed anyone who ever uses this meme as a vague attempt of humour ever again."

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jthamind4903d ago

pass times? seriously, gtfo until you've learned basic English.

Trenta274903d ago

I'm sad I gave them a hit. The entire article was poorly written! Don't read this article, people.

Moragami4902d ago

Lol, he corrected pass times on the title, but it's still misspelled over and over again in the "article". He misuses the word "there" almost immediately, then there's this gem: "and keep an eye out of the odd Slaughterfish". Yes, you should keep your eye out of the odd slaughterfish.

Seriously, if you plan on being a "gaming journalist", please, please learn how to write. This article reads like it was written by an eleven year old. Then again, based on what the author considers the 5 most fun things to do in Skyrim, I don't think I'm too far off.

stevenhiggster4902d ago

Dude, I caught a slaughterfish once, it was an ugly mofo I tell thee!

quantumriian4903d ago

I'm glad someone beat me to it. Pass times? Bahaahahahahaha. More like pass on this article.

MysticStrummer4903d ago

"you laugh in the face of entire blood hungry armies"

*Thinks back on all the time spent playing Skyrim*
Nope.

Ramses34903d ago

Dark BrotherHood and stealing sh*t.
Nuff said.

IaMs124903d ago

How can Skyrim even be a pastime yet...

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Skyrim lead recalls Bethesda working their “a**es off” to make the game just 4.8GB

As The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered takes up 125GB, original designer Bruce Nesmith recalls fitting Skyrim into a tiny file size.

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jznrpg42d ago

MS could compress their games on disc

raWfodog41d ago (Edited 41d ago )

Skyrim is still my favorite ES game. I’m playing through it again right now since I never finished it.

jznrpg31d ago

Morrowind is by far my favorite. But I’m getting old and played Daggerfall Morrowind and Oblivion before Skyrim

ActualWhiteMan41d ago

Yeah totally. Definitely won’t be hacking it Nintendo 🤞🏻

😏

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Fallout and Skyrim show us that talented developers make great games when you leave them alone

That judicious lack of oversight permeated everything in Bethesda's RPGs, in a positive fashion.

Christopher70d ago

I much prefer a left alone Obsidian and Larian Studios. Bethesda's formula has grown old for me.

anast69d ago

Larian hit another level with DOS:2 and then took it even further with BG3. They do high quality work.

jznrpg69d ago (Edited 69d ago )

Skyrim was a letdown compared to previous games and so was Fallout 4

Kosic69d ago

I agree, I found it an interesting game. But nowhere near worth the hype (unless you include mods)

dmonee69d ago

Skyrim blew my mind when it released. That game took me to the gaming, promisedland. Going back to it when it was updated for the PS5, it felt slightly rough around the edges, but great for its time

TheColbertinator69d ago

We should leave Obsidian alone. Bethesda on the other hand should be kept under constant psychiatric observation.

anast69d ago

Skyrim feels like the game was made in a hurry with a disorganized team.

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Bethesda Nintendo sale: lowest prices ever for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Doom (2016), more

Big Bethesda Nintendo Switch eShop sale now live with lowest prices ever for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Doom (2016), and more.

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Lionsguard108d ago

At this point, if you still don't have these games, just wtf are you even doing?