BioWare Should Make Mass Effect 3 More Like Pokemon

SG - It seems like you can’t click on more than two video game sites without running into some gushing fan boy idiot proclaiming the greatness of Mass Effect. It gets tiring, especially since Mass Effect (particularly the original game) is clearly a failed series. There are so many things wrong with the games that even Sony didn’t want to release the original on the PS3.

[rabidpancakeburglar]

PROTHEANS, GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

[SuicidalTendencies]

Just give it a few more sequels and it will. It's already not an RPG anymore.

[Stealth2k]

well the fact that its not an rpg anymore probably has more to do with EA

dragon age 2 sucked donkey balls and it was nothing more than a glorified hack and slash

[MaxXAttaxX]

Funny thing is that Pokemon is actually more of an RPG.

[TheLig32]

@ Nathan... And what role exactly do you play in Pokemon?? When I play ME and I make the dialogue choices, and choose which attributes to upgrade I am in the role of Commander Shepard. What role do you play in any jrpg?? you don't play the role of your character in combat, you just pick your action from a menu and watch it. You don't pick your dialogue options, or story path. My experience in all of the Final Fantasy games that I've played was the same experience that anyone else had. When I talk to a friend about Mass Effect we experienced the same story arch, but with different consequences to our choices. If that's not an RPG then I don't know what is... funny article though

[Stealth2k]

@lig

you cant honestly be saying you dont make choices in pokemon. Ones that effect the outcomes of battles?

And you dont choose attributes to upgrade? REALLY

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

dialogue choices dont make rpgs. becaucse if that was the case than gta is an rpg.

[MaxXAttaxX]

I don't have time to tell you about stat building and attributes.

[sjaakiejj]

I love how people blame EA for all the bad things in games. The project is proposed by Bioware to EA, usually given a design and a plan for EA to read through. Since Mass Effect 1 was successful, EA would quickly green-light the next game, and Bioware would start on the game with their own Creative Freedom.

EA didn't change the game. Bioware did.

[shammgod]

I agree...donkey balls were sucked

[FCOLitsjustagame]

That was funny.

"Unfortunately, it’s rumored that Mass Effect 3 will offer “closure” of the story that started with Mass Effect. What a terrible decision. Pokemon’s open-ended quest to enslave powerful elemental creature in tiny balls is effectively the greatest story ever told, and this is due in no small part to its endless nature."

Is that what Pokeman is really about...huh who knew....

[Xelestial]

At first I thought this was an obvious troll article. Then I saw the name of the website.

[KMCROC]

Like how he makes it sound like Sony had a say weather or not the original ME was going to be released on their system , find that highly unlikely seeing as how MS published the first game. lol

[MsclMexican]

YOU ENCOUNTED A WILD KROGAN!
Go Sheppard!
What should Sheppard do?
Sheppard used converse
Its not very effective....

[krazykombatant]

LOOOL had me going for a while there.

[HeavenlySnipes]

It needs more dinosaurs. The lack of dinosaurs in ME2 forced me to give it a 4/10. They tried so I bumped it up from a 2/10.

Turok, now that is a real GOTY quality game. Why that game isn't critically acclaimed is beyond me. Hopefully Bioware will listen to the fans and add more dinosaurs. (That's probably why they delayed it, to add a dinosaur love relationship)

If you can catch the dinosaurs in pokeballs, it would be even better.

trollolololololol

:)

[CJQNSNYC]

The more I click on this site, the more I realize they will allow just about anything, no matter how ridiculous or false. From bait articles where the author confuses facts with opinions, to list after list of such newsworthy stories like "The Top 5 Best Breasts In Games."

If the author of this piece hated this series so much he would have simply ignored it as though it never existed. Period. Instead he used it to serve 2 functions: a means to gain attention by printing obvious falsehoods and to air yet another episode in the endless and tiresome Sony vs Microsoft war.

I've often wondered who edits this site. I more or less have to sift through garbage to actually find REAL gaming news here...and it seems to be getting worse every day. I guess I'd do well to simply ignore traps such as this one in the future. Shame on me for taking the bait. But hey, it's all just sarcasm right?