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The Most Epic Fails Of 2010 (Kinect)

UGO: It might be too early to close the book on this one, but Microsoft's Kinect certainly isn't blowing the roof off so far. The innovative motion-detecting technology is certainly cool, but it seems to be flawed in implementation - from having problems recognizing darker-skinned people to the low-quality games released for the device, it's actually coming off worse than the Wii.

HolyOrangeCows5283d ago (Edited 5283d ago )

LOL, that video is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.

@Mystogan
Maybe if you're a stock broker and not a gamer.

UCMEandICU5283d ago

I love this guy's face when making this vid. It says a thousand words without any emotion at all.

Cracks me up every time I see this.

Bigpappy5283d ago

Have your fun guys. Then watch as Kinect keeps selling through 2011. Oh, by the way, the article failed as soon as it said Kinect does not work for dark skined people. That rumor was debunked sine summer.

darthv725283d ago

that is classic. Comes in 3rd for having just sat there. It would be epic if he cam in first but he got iced up there on that last lap.

He needs to try again. Maybe he will get an achievement for not doing anything.

Highlife5283d ago

Do sales make you happy?

AAACE55283d ago (Edited 5283d ago )

I think Kinect will make an impact in it's own way, and people will look past it's flaws and make it work. It's bad when you are driving down the street and can see people in their homes playing with Kinect and having fun with it!

We were given Kinect as a gift for xmas, and so far it isn't too bad! You do feel a little goofy playing it, but that dies off quickly. Doesn't help that it shows you pics of how you looked while playing it.

Overall, I like it and look forward to what comes next from Kinect! Seeing how the units of Kinect and the 360 keep selling when I go to stores, I think other people might feel the same way!

And for those who complain about good games for Kinect... Remember that nothing really launches with good games. They launch with decent games we can tolerate until the good stuff comes out!

For example... Does anyone still own CoD 2, Kameo, or PDZ from the 360 launch? Or does anyone still own Motorstorm 1, Heavenly Sword or Resistance 1? Probably not unless you are truely a fan of the console. But most people upgrade when better games come out!

They were good for their time, but the good games started coming out and we were able to move forward.

cereal_killa5283d ago

Bigpappy I have to know how much you make on every Kinect sold? With the amount of a$$ kissing you do for Kinect and M$ you have to be some sort of employee or you have stock.

irish-leprecaun5283d ago

anyone else notice that apart from the very unorigional track design and "accurate" motion tracking that this games tracks are about 400 metres long? i mean there are a few tracks on gran turismo 5 that are 15 miles long and take 10 minutes to do a lap with every part of the track unique. this game probably cost pennies to make. this is what you get for blindly handing over your hard earned money ;)
shovleware

JBaby3435283d ago

LOL. That's hilarious.

@bigpappy: Calm down it's supposed to be funny. Get a life.

darthv725283d ago

Yeah...I still own those games you listed. I may not play them but I dont sell or trade them. You never know when some obscure title will be worth $$ some day.

Also, you must have xray eyes or something to be able to see people playing in their homes as you drive down the street. Not everyone keeps the blinds/curtains wide open in the front room. Just kidding...I know what you meant.

@pappy...its ok to have a little fun with this. After all....fun is fun so long as no one gets hurt. From the look of it...this guy didnt get hurt.

doa7665282d ago

what makes a game CORE is not how it LOOKS but how it PLAYS

for example a game called Rise of Nightmares with blood and other stuff is not core just because it looks like other core games on the surface

THIS IS SOMETHING ALL GAMERS SHOULD LEARN

Retro_Zombie5282d ago (Edited 5282d ago )

It's fucking amazing what marketing and hype will do for a product.

The dude's face is hilarious though thanks for the vid.

Stop spreading these lies that Kinect will do core games. Kinect was created for the casual gaming market and that's all it will ever do.

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Mystogan5283d ago

2.5 million in 25 days (record) is not a "fail" in my eyes

NYC_Gamer5283d ago

kinect,has failed to deliver quality software.but yes its selling very well.

Mystogan5283d ago

Core-games are incoming

Idk why you guys already slap fail on it.

If you guys "fail" to remember,
Core-games are not made in 3 months just look at Fighters Uncaged (worst kinect game ever).

KillaManiac5283d ago

In other words...its got on the first seat in the hype train since the Wii fell off the hype train (FINALLY!).

Biggest5283d ago

"Core-games are not made in 3 months just look at Fighters Uncaged (worst kinect game ever)."

Because the Kinect was made in one night and developers got it three months before it was released. Yeah, that's it!

Narutone665283d ago

With $500 Million in marketing, it better sell a lot than that, maybe 10 times to even say it broke even.

KillingAllFanboys5283d ago

so much hate on this guy it is funny lol hey I love sony AGREE!!!but this video makes me laugh all the time. Also, it truly makes me laugh seeing comments on this website XD

HurtfulTimez5283d ago

maybe so but when 4 people who live on my street are taking there kinect back all citing its boring and stupid they've had enough of it and want some money while its worth means its a fail in MY eyes

yoghurt5282d ago

sales doesn't mean it's quality, or works perfectly or is producing great software

Sales are generally driven by marketing and advertising, or previous iterations of a product

madpuppy5282d ago

I think it is sad for all the core gamers that Kinect is so popular. A hardcore gamer getting all excited about kinnect selling is foolish and short sighted to say the least. It will just equate to a flood of casual games, (be it shovelware or otherwise.) and the slacking off of hardcore games. essentially making the 360 have a Wii-like gaming line up. (essentially mountains of casual junk with the one or two core games a year, probably some sort of halo and a CoD to shut up the 360 core fanboys.

I actually feel bad for the core 360 gamer. you stuck with Microsoft but, Microsoft did not stick with you.
that has all ways been how MS operates.

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omegaheat5283d ago

How do biased articles such as this even get approved. This site has lost much of my respect. An article has to be approved before it's published, so it's obvious that N4g enjoys all of the flame bait and biasing this place is known for. It gets hits, so we get it N4g....

gcolley5283d ago

welcome to n4g. sux i know, i spose you have to take the good with the bad and just read the legit articles. unfortunately the comments section is just full of the ps3 defence force (no matter which console article) so it really is impossible to have a decent conversation or trust any feedback on any article. and yes they do welcome, it seems the fanboys outweigh the gamers who only care about games, so the site makes more money in clicks on rubbish articles

sinclaircrown5282d ago

Get used to it. All people om here care about is MS or Sony failing. Depending on which side of the fence they're on.

Also, got Kinect for xmas, its mindless fun, and I hope some decent core games do come out for it.. And my GF and best friend are both Black, very dark skinned and they haven't had any problems with Kinect.

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ct035283d ago

Call of Duty BLOPS Cuba WITHOUT SHOOTING A GUN
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JasonPC360PS3Wii5283d ago

Funny for a so called "fail" Kinect is helping the 360 outsell the PS3 and the Wii worldwide.

Damage control from the PS3 side because they know Move failed before it even came out. Just like the PS3 Move ends up 3rd.

JBaby3435283d ago

Still playing sales I see. Same ol, same ol from the 360 Defense Initiative. Now that's FAIL.

saladthieves5282d ago

Ah, a fanboi!! Still saying that sales determine how awesome the device is? Well, let me tell you, Microsoft might have spent half a billion dollars to make believe everyone that this is the future of gaming but why spend all that money while you are not even going to provide any games?

FOR THE RECORD, Sony said that it expected the Move to have a slow start with good sales in the long run. So far, they are on track. They are giving the device support to both the hardcore and casual people. just wait until the train runs out of hype , Kinect will come to a halt next year when they realize they need real steam (games) instead of hype.

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saladthieves5282d ago

Of all the epic fails, I was expecting Kinect to come on this one! Regardless of what Microsoft says that Kinect is flying off store shelves and selling like free pies, Kinect is still a huge stinky pile of FAiL.

Kran5282d ago (Edited 5282d ago )

Something makes me doubt if this video is real. I think he's just been slowed down.

Why?

He doesn't blink :/

Either the video is fake..... or he's a lizard o.O

Is it too late to choose Lizard? :D That would be awesome!

renegade5282d ago (Edited 5282d ago )

Even a statue can play kinect :D!

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GodofSackboy5283d ago

*watches video*

AAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA

*rofls*

RankFTW5283d ago

I hate Kinect, and no I have never used it.

Rush5283d ago

Nice to see young spirited people open to new concepts without disregarding something before trying it.

RankFTW5283d ago

Oh I'm open to new concepts just not Kinect.

HINDERIZATION5283d ago

i'm not in any RUSH to try new things. c whut i did thar?

lukewind5283d ago

People who hate without any concept of structure or experience are what we call ignorant (aka fanboys). If you don't like Kinect that is just fine. But trying to make yourself feel better for only having a PS3 then that is just sad sad sad.

RankFTW5283d ago (Edited 5283d ago )

Feel free to add me on xbox live, my gamertag is in my profile.

Rush5283d ago

@rankftw

You make the assumption, owning a 360 stops you from being a fanboy. I own a PS3 if I went around every PS3 thread saying the PS3 is ass would I not be a fanboy simply because I own the console?

Because looking at your comment history you do just that about the 360.

RankFTW5283d ago

I've never said that I hated the 360, only Kinect. Because of Kinect we have Gears 3 to look forward too and that's it. At least Sony havn't dedicated all their focus towards Move and still have alot of good first party games in development.

KingME5283d ago

Wow look everyone, a real live breathing Moron!

Lyr1c5283d ago

Wait I'm confused.....

One person calls rankftw a one console owner.....he defends himself by saying he has a gamertag...and you bash him because it doesn't NOT make him a fanboy....When that was never in question in the first place.

And to think that he has to be a fanboy to dislike Kinect is hypocritical to what you've just stated.

gcolley5283d ago

blame this website for creating a situation where you immediately don't trust anyones opinion, real or fake

Rush5283d ago

@Lyr1c

Nope his comment history points towards him being a fanboy nice spin though.

Lyr1c5283d ago

@Rush

Okay I see.

It's a bit more justified then.

I'm just too lazy to look into everyone's Personal Profile. Plus, I feel like I'm invading their privacy.

Parapraxis5282d ago

"People who hate without any concept of structure or experience are what we call ignorant (aka fanboys)."
I hate torture, but I've never been tortured, I guess that makes me a hater and an anti-torture fanboy?

Bunch of idiots on this site today.

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rlm415283d ago

I'm guessing your a fat basement dweller.. that's why you don't want to give Kinect a try.

Parapraxis5282d ago

Do you buy games that get terrible reviews and everybody says are garbage?
I mean, by your logic you SHOULD.
Oh and the next time there are recalls on a product for randomly blowing up or doing people physical harm, I highly encourage you to rush out and by it.
...unless of course you are a fat basement dweller and to lazy to give it a try.

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Joy Ride Turbo - The Beginning of the End for Xbox Kinect

Joy Ride Turbo launched 10 years ago today. The first title was Xbox Kinect exclusive, yet this sequel failed to support the device at all.

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10 of the Biggest Video Game Hardware Failures Ever

Cultured Vultures: "Sadly, not all hardware is created equal, and no matter how much developers might try, some gaming hardware just fails to hit the mark. We’ve compiled a list of 10 gaming hardware fails, and boy did some fail hard."

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Knightofelemia1241d ago

I would label the Power Glove, Kinect, and that Tony Hawk skateboard more as hardware addons hardware failure would be like the Virtual Boy and one day Stadia.

Magog1241d ago

Kinect was bundled with every Xbox One and inflated the price on an already underpowered and low RAM machine so for the One it wasn't an accessory as much as a white elephant.

CaptainHenry9161241d ago (Edited 1241d ago )

Definitely the RROD but that power glove had a lot of issues as well. The Kinect just didn't work

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CrimsonWing691240d ago

Hardware add-ons are more like RAM or a video card, basically components that enhance capabilities or performance of the computer.

If you really want to get technical the Kinect is more of a peripheral device, kind of like a keyboard or mouse to a computer.

ThatsGaming1240d ago

The person in this article obviously is not up on their gaming history....

Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Coleco Gemini, Commodore 128, Commodore Amiga, Atari 5200, Atari 7800 were all massive failures and in most cases cost their companies participating in future gaming generations.

Gamer791240d ago

Sega saturn (successful in Japan) and dreamcast were not failures.
Seems like you're not up on you're gaming history

septemberindecember1240d ago

@Gamer79

How in the world are the Sega Saturn and Dreamcast not seen as failures? They both sold around 8M each, which is much lower than the ~30M that the Genesis had sold before it, and even the Master System before that. They were both the worst selling consoles in their respective generation (PS1, N64 outsold Saturn, PS2, GC, and Xbox outsold Dreamcast). Both of the consoles were incredibly short lived. The Saturn was discontinued in every territory but Japan after just three years. In Japan the console was discontinued after six years. Meanwhile the Dreamcast was discontinued worldwide in 2001 after launching in most territories in 1999 and in Japan in 1998. The failure of the Saturn and Dreamcast lead to Sega pulling out of the hardware market. Which, by the way, all of this occurred when Sega was massively dropping the price of their consoles quickly to compete. Sega was hemorrhaging money at this point.

None of this indicates a successful console. Saying the Saturn was a success because it did better in Japan is like saying the Vita is a success (they both sold around the same amount of units in Japan). Even the Wii U outsold these consoles worldwide.

Magog1241d ago

The picture should be the 360 RROD. When I think of gaming hardware failures that's what springs to mind. Kinect and it's bundled price tag definitely hobbled the already underpowered Xbox One though for sure so I would give it a close second place.

porkChop1241d ago (Edited 1241d ago )

That's not what the author means by failures. It's about hardware that failed in terms of sales (Wii U) or just failed to deliver on its promise (Kinect).

Magog1240d ago (Edited 1240d ago )

Given that the 360 had a year head start, much easier hardware to develop for, was cheaper, and still ended up in third place I think it qualifies especially when you factor in the frustration and huge losses incurred by RROD.

porkChop1240d ago

Selling over 80 million consoles isn't a sales flop. We get it, you don't like Xbox, but that doesn't mean the 360 is suddenly a failure.

Rhythmattic1240d ago

Porky....
You know how many people I know bought a 2nd or third 360 due to RROD? Even when MS had to confront the issue with replacement systems, my mates couldn't wait for even the turnaround of sending it in, and waiting for a replacement.,,..,..
If that's how you consider it a win... OK.. but so is having 5 , of which 3 don't function.... Its a win win....mwhahahahaha

porkChop1240d ago

"my mates couldn't wait for even the turnaround of sending it in"

You're acting like it would take months. When I sent my 360 in I got a new one literally 5 days later. As soon as MS had tracking confirmation that you sent yours, they'd send a new one to you the same day. No one is going to spend hundreds to buy a new console instead of waiting a week. I swear you guys pull some of the dumbest shit out of nowhere and think people will actually believe it.

Regardless, none of this changes the fact that this isn't what the article is even about.

Rhythmattic1239d ago (Edited 1239d ago )

Porky
"You're acting like it would take months"
Sometimes it could.. FFS.. 'Strya here...
Best turnaround I reckon was 2-3 weeks.....
Either way, My mates experiences still exist.. So Sorry, no point trying to earn Xbox Achievements when it doesn't feature in what was a situation you never dealt with,,,,
3 of my friends would disagree (overall, 10 extra Xboxes purchased)
Regardless.. MS sold a lot of 360's that was due to this reason.. That is sales. Fact

"none of this changes the fact that this isn't what the article is even about."
Headline says HELLO !
Oh and "Sadly, not all hardware is created equal," that's enough to pass this on without taking your article bias into consideration.....
As for the rest.... Ok.. But you've actually gone out of your way to give MS a Pass... Fap on.

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Aloymetal1240d ago (Edited 1240d ago )

Yup, and because of that big fiasco MS had to fork out 1 billion but knowing them I think they're very proud of the 360, it's the only time a MS console reached 80mil+ sales, RROD played a big part of that and a record they will never break again.

Rhythmattic1240d ago (Edited 1240d ago )

So true.. Even when MS accepted they where caught out in the biggest lie of any generation, The wait for a replacement was outweighed by just buying another, and having one be returned as a backup, which, btw, generally failed on first swap.
I own honestly can't believe MS tards are just supporting , or arguing why and what MS did by just dismissing it....

lonewolf101241d ago

Lol I had the Atari Jaguar, surprised its "competition" the 3DO isn't on the list too, both as "popular" as each other.

SullysCigar1240d ago

Lol same. Played the crap out of Aliens Vs Predator and Tempest 2000 .... aaand that's about it really!!

lonewolf101240d ago

Sad but true that was pretty much it.

Kurt Russell1240d ago

Agreed, I never actually saw a 3DO make it to retailers in the UK. At least the Atari Jaguar was sold for around 6 months.

lonewolf101240d ago

It made it to some my brother got one, fared just as well as the Jaguar so most probably hard to find in general.

darthv721240d ago

3do had way better games. Jaguar not so much. Neo Geo sold less than both and yet isnt considered a failure. Go figure.

LWOGaming1240d ago

Stadia is a weird one. It hasn’t sold at all well but in terms of how it works it’s still miles ahead of Xcloud in terms of stability and performance. Xcloud is still a way behind and that needs sorting but it will be in time. Stadia for me is one of those things that will go down as a what could have been moments. With better marketing it could have been a roaring success. I still play it and it remains the best place in my opinion to play CyberPunk 2077. Only platform I have played it on without having any issues at all. The tech is great. The concept is fine. Marketing terrible. Shame really.

Magog1240d ago

The sales model was awful. They should have teamed with an existing player to allow for local and cloud access to games or a gaming subscription service.

LWOGaming1240d ago

It was a strange mess from such a huge company, as I said, as a system it works really well but without gamers it’s nothing. Such a waste,

LWOGaming1240d ago

The Xbox One was Microsoft’s Nintendo Wii U. Undercooked, undersold and just an unholy mess. The thing is with any of these failures is to learn from them and thankfully both Nintendo and Xbox did just that to the benefit of gamers everywhere.

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Pivotal Decisions in Gaming History - Xbox Goes All-In on Kinect

Xbox 360's Kinect had flopped yet Microsoft insisted on mandatory Kinect for Xbox One, driving the price up and alienating their potential customers.

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darthv721417d ago

the tech was pretty damn good but their focus on making it the centerpiece was not. Had they opted to keep it as a secondary or even tertiary device, it may have found new use for AR/VR.

PrimeVinister1417d ago

Maybe. But they were two early for VR and too late for motion control

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Godmars2901417d ago

Their focus was marketing metrics. Information gathering for targeted advertising. Also "event curating" or head counting for special TV events. If MS had had their way with always online and mandatory Kinect pre COVID, as and during it they'd likely be turning into dominant presence in many Western homes. Be getting subsidized by Disney and other streamers as well as the NFL.

Thing was, Kinect as an actual game system, its games, just weren't ready. MS moved on it too soon. Thankfully.

Atticus_finch1417d ago

Sorry but it was incredibly bad for gaming. The thing barely worked as intended and the games were broken shovelware. And let's not forget all the lies from Xbox to try and sell it. What happened to Milo?
It's like Xbox it's a perpetual lying machine.

PrimeVinister1417d ago

I had almost forgotten about Milo. It looks so unbelievable in retrospect. How did anyone believe it?!

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TheEnigma3131417d ago

Kinect requirement, TV focused, DRM, and $100 buried Xbone before it even stared.

PrimeVinister1417d ago (Edited 1417d ago )

I think Kinect was the worst of the bunch. They reversed DRM overnight and try to play down the TV stuff when they realised it made them look disinterested in gaming.

Kinect stuck around for six months, preventing sales and making more and more people upset when they dropped the Kinect and the price.

Atticus_finch1417d ago

Don't forget the inferior hardware which affects their game development to this day.
And the constant boasting and lying that hasn't change very much to this day.

kayoss1417d ago

I was kind of excited for the kinect. It had potential. That was until i tried it at one of their Microsoft store. The thing was so laggy and worker who was there, had no clue what he was doing. It kind of made rethink about buying an Xbox One with Kinect.

PrimeVinister1417d ago

I had already been turned off of the idea by Kinect for 360. Even when it worked, the games were bad and showed no potential.

Wii made you understand what they were going to do with it within about 10 seconds of Wii Sports. It went on to become a bit of a joke but at least it worked and had a purpose.

Thundercat771417d ago

The damage to the Xbox brand was so hard that til this day they are just the last place brand in the market.

PrimeVinister1417d ago

Totally. They haven't been really all that relevant since.

Godmars2901417d ago

That has to do with repeatedly failing, having to reaffirm only to again fail at creating a competent flow of decent games.

@PrimeVinister:
Until Game Pass and BC are mentioned. Only for the point to be missed.

kayoss1417d ago

thats because they dont know what they want to be. A gaming console, Television, or a gaming service?

Godmars2901417d ago

@kayoss:
They wanted, expected, to be Steam. To have everyone coming to them and paying for the privilege. That's the exact mentality on display when they tried to push always online.

brewin1416d ago

Its sad because the Xbox one version of Kinect was actually pretty solid. Not for motion games, I couldnt care less about those, but for the other features that are now commonplace in the gaming ecosystem. Things like voice control and optional motion features in games. Stuff that Sony did with the PS camera was pretty sweet and they could have done some of that stuff with Kinect.

The tech was pretty sweet when implemented right though. Who remembers the implementation in Dead Rising 3?! You could lure zombies away by saying stuff into the kinect, it was a bit hokey at first, but it actually enhanced the game significantly once you learned all the different voice commands. There was and still is nothing else like that!

The focus on TV seemed to be an issue for people, but the TV pass through had some real potential. They could have had cable companies giving the XBone out instead of cable boxes! I understood what they were trying to do, but they needed to show the games too, and thats where they lost the core gamers. Being able to jump right to a sports event or TV show with out leaving the console was actually a pretty cool thing. I spent many nights switching between NHL games or TV shows and jumping right back into my games seamlessly, just by telling Kinect to do so. It was better than people care to admit, but I loved it!

People say XBone had no games, but on launch I got Dead Rising 3, AC Black Flag, Watch Dogs, Killer Instinct, Battlefield 4, Forza 5, and Ryse. That was actually a pretty solid lineup in hindsight! Then later on it got gems like Quantum Break, Dead Rising 4, Sunset Overdrive, Gears 4 and 5, the Ori games, Rare Replay, Forza Horizon 3/4, State of Decay 2, ReCore (SUPER UNDERRATED GEM), Halo 5, Halo Wars 2, and all the great 3rd party stuff as well! I dare anyone who sat on the Xbox One to go back and give it a shot now.

It was actually a pretty great console all things considered. Yes the PS4 had better 1st party stuff, stuff that MS just couldnt top or even compete with, but there are some really great games that a lot of people missed out on that they would probably really enjoy if they actually played them. Thats why I recommend a Series S and Gamepass to a lot of people, as its a great way to get an awesome lineup pf games for super cheap!

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