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Kinect Unfairly Compared To...A Sofa

Kotaku: "This is Kinect. It is Microsoft's new motion controller system. You cannot sit on top of it. Well, you can, but you'll break it."

DelbertGrady5207d ago

Sony invented the sofa years before anyone else.

basicsameh5145207d ago

@Soda popinsky
sadly it was over priced so they had to make a slim model

Jamie Foxx5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

i can think of hardcore games you can play on the sofa especially in two or multiplayer.....if you catch my drift ;)

and kinect does support 2 players

captain-obvious5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

wow this got trolled fast
keep up the good work guys

@ below
no im not taking this seriously
but what they said was not necessary at all
because you know that will sooner or later turn in to one big shit storm
heck this whole article is unnecessary at all

EDIT
@ below again
fair enough

Jamie Foxx5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

its a garbage article so people are having alittle fun,making light of the situation...go have a beer watch the world cup and chill

EDIT: captain c'mon we all know what soda is like, a classic 360 fanboy but his comments do make me laugh sometimes like this one,i cant take him or greenringoflife seriously they just crack me up

BISHOP-BRASIL5207d ago

As usually indeed captain-obvious. Soda just couldn't resist being the first one and put Sony in the discussion, even when a MS fanboy wannabe news site (Kotaku) is poking fun at Kinect.

GrieverSoul5207d ago

@captain-obvious
They dont call you Obvious for nothing! ;)

I lol at this comment picture!
http://cache.gawker.com/ass...

Jamie Foxx5207d ago

that is the funniest sh*t

timmyrulz5207d ago

They also removed the arm rests and castors

Why o why5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

lol, ive not seen that before. +1

@bishop

let soda be, he doesnt get upset and bitter and like jamie said..he does it for a laugh..and we laugh. There's a difference between trolls and piss takers

Xeoset5207d ago

Why would you want to sit down on Kinect? 4 people use that sofa to sit and play Kinect together.

It's confirmed to support more than 4 people (see yesterday's N4G article).

It's still early in production, they have a few months to continue to refine the product. As have Sony with Move, which also lags (see E3 Tiger Woods demo).

Microsoft have still said the pricing is up in arms (see yesterday's N4G article).

They've only shown a handful of launch games. Ubisoft alone are supporting it with at least 12 (see old N4G article).

UltraNova5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

WTF? Of course its unfair but common since when did Kotaku took it personaly that some unfair stuff are said against a company ?

Oh wait!

@griever

Lol! That was funny, unfair and illogically true :p

No Way5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

I have a question.. some of you seem to like Soda.
So, why in the hell does he only have one bubble now!?

=(

Why o why5207d ago

some of 'our guys' like some of 'your guys' are very sensitive, some just dont have a sense of humour or know the difference between the types i mentioned above...sad really

No Way5206d ago (Edited 5206d ago )

And, may I ask.. exactly who are 'my guys?'

Why o why5206d ago

but for arguments sake your dudes are the ps3 guys and mine the 360 guys..

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ryuzu5207d ago

MS copied it but their sofas are prone to the Brown Ring of Death....

And MS closed all their cushion manufacturers....

r.

Lombax5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

You, Sir, get a +bub.

RageAgainstTheMShine5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

Yay!
There are so many intuitive games you can play sitting down on a sofa even with more than 2-4 players!
ROTFLMAO!
Kotaku getting a dose of its own medicine!

BISHOP-BRASIL5207d ago

Now that is what I call motion control!

Wrathman5207d ago

a sofa that seats 4 people is one thing.but i dont know where you can buy them for $90.if thats the case sofa>psmove also.

BISHOP-BRASIL5207d ago

Are you really going to argue about the price of a Sofa in a comparison to Kinect? LOL

Lombax5207d ago

Move has hardcore games and no lag...

dredgewalker5207d ago

I had a lot of fun on a sofa......ah sweet memories of my youth.

sonarus5207d ago

I really was but since its basically inferior to a sofa i think i will just play in my sofa instead. At least i can sit on my sofa and it reacts in real time. If i tried to sit on kinect it would lmao (lag my arse off)

sikbeta5207d ago

No Soda, Sega invented First, Sony Just make it perfect and then some other company said it got 1 year before Sony....

Inside_out5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

Kinect is gonna be huge. Wonder what Sony will come up with next???? Kinect, stream video for future Sony products...

kane_13715207d ago

you make to go wooooooooooooooow

Boody-Bandit5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

Oh I don't know cez.
I'm guessing Sony will do what they usually do make games, games, games and even more GAMES! The best part is Sony's motion controller can be implemented to work with nearly any game created. Not just extreme casual games like Kinectimels.

Oh skittles? Skittles! Where are you boy? Oh there you are Skittles. That's a good Skittles. You like that don't you? Oh yes you do. Oh yes you do. Oh come closer baby. Come on. Just a whittle closer Skittles, daddy has a treat for you boy. Oh just a whittle closer Skittles. Awe that's a good boy. Close your eyes Skittles daddy has a surprise for you .......BAAAAAAAAAM!
Achievement unlocked: Skittles visits taxidermist:
Skittles is now a trophy on my wall.

^Sorry but that demo at E3 was plain creepy.

Risky_245207d ago

lol @brutallyhonest

I actually cried laughing

dredgewalker5207d ago

@noway
Its normal, he's a 360 fanboy but at least he's trying to be funny and you can count on him to stay true to his console of choice that's why he's okay in my book....although I think he dislikes me :(

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BISHOP-BRASIL5207d ago

LOL have seen the Ipad one before... Still getting laughs from me through!

Ipad (2010) VS Stone (40,000 BC)
GAMES: Stone - YES. Ipad - NO.

sikbeta5207d ago

lol, I saw the Ipad vs Watermelon, that was totally awesome, this one about kinect vs Dog is not Fair, Dog wins By Miles, you need to compare it with a tortoise or something like that to be a little more Fair...

dredgewalker5207d ago

I love the Ipad vs Rock! And yes a rock is really more useful. Altough i think PS3, Wii and 360 vs. Girl would be much more interesting....

BannedForNineYears5207d ago

That Dog VS Kinect picture was possibly the best image ever viewed in mah browser. xD

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MGRogue20175207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

I prefer the sofa to be honest with 'ya.. :)

Also, it has no hardcore games? Are you kidding me?

It gets alot of action, every night :D

maddhatter1235207d ago

kinda funny since you can't even sit and play kinect.

Pink_Uni5207d ago

they're just trying to make up for the years of bias against ps3

table5207d ago

actually, they took a joke on the web and picked up on its points to defend kinect. They seemed genuinely pissed off, the sort of bitterness you would only expect from a fanboy defending his console.

Pink_Uni5207d ago

i took it as a "unfairly, but as a joke we will show you"

cause their other post was watch natal lag and i assumed they were against the whole thing, but i guess i see they're just the same old kotaku

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Joy Ride Turbo - The Beginning of the End for Xbox Kinect

Joy Ride Turbo launched 10 years ago today. The first title was Xbox Kinect exclusive, yet this sequel failed to support the device at all.

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10 of the Biggest Video Game Hardware Failures Ever

Cultured Vultures: "Sadly, not all hardware is created equal, and no matter how much developers might try, some gaming hardware just fails to hit the mark. We’ve compiled a list of 10 gaming hardware fails, and boy did some fail hard."

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Knightofelemia975d ago

I would label the Power Glove, Kinect, and that Tony Hawk skateboard more as hardware addons hardware failure would be like the Virtual Boy and one day Stadia.

Magog975d ago

Kinect was bundled with every Xbox One and inflated the price on an already underpowered and low RAM machine so for the One it wasn't an accessory as much as a white elephant.

CaptainHenry916975d ago (Edited 975d ago )

Definitely the RROD but that power glove had a lot of issues as well. The Kinect just didn't work

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CrimsonWing69975d ago

Hardware add-ons are more like RAM or a video card, basically components that enhance capabilities or performance of the computer.

If you really want to get technical the Kinect is more of a peripheral device, kind of like a keyboard or mouse to a computer.

ThatsGaming975d ago

The person in this article obviously is not up on their gaming history....

Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Coleco Gemini, Commodore 128, Commodore Amiga, Atari 5200, Atari 7800 were all massive failures and in most cases cost their companies participating in future gaming generations.

Gamer79975d ago

Sega saturn (successful in Japan) and dreamcast were not failures.
Seems like you're not up on you're gaming history

septemberindecember974d ago

@Gamer79

How in the world are the Sega Saturn and Dreamcast not seen as failures? They both sold around 8M each, which is much lower than the ~30M that the Genesis had sold before it, and even the Master System before that. They were both the worst selling consoles in their respective generation (PS1, N64 outsold Saturn, PS2, GC, and Xbox outsold Dreamcast). Both of the consoles were incredibly short lived. The Saturn was discontinued in every territory but Japan after just three years. In Japan the console was discontinued after six years. Meanwhile the Dreamcast was discontinued worldwide in 2001 after launching in most territories in 1999 and in Japan in 1998. The failure of the Saturn and Dreamcast lead to Sega pulling out of the hardware market. Which, by the way, all of this occurred when Sega was massively dropping the price of their consoles quickly to compete. Sega was hemorrhaging money at this point.

None of this indicates a successful console. Saying the Saturn was a success because it did better in Japan is like saying the Vita is a success (they both sold around the same amount of units in Japan). Even the Wii U outsold these consoles worldwide.

Magog975d ago

The picture should be the 360 RROD. When I think of gaming hardware failures that's what springs to mind. Kinect and it's bundled price tag definitely hobbled the already underpowered Xbox One though for sure so I would give it a close second place.

porkChop975d ago (Edited 975d ago )

That's not what the author means by failures. It's about hardware that failed in terms of sales (Wii U) or just failed to deliver on its promise (Kinect).

Magog975d ago (Edited 975d ago )

Given that the 360 had a year head start, much easier hardware to develop for, was cheaper, and still ended up in third place I think it qualifies especially when you factor in the frustration and huge losses incurred by RROD.

porkChop975d ago

Selling over 80 million consoles isn't a sales flop. We get it, you don't like Xbox, but that doesn't mean the 360 is suddenly a failure.

Rhythmattic974d ago

Porky....
You know how many people I know bought a 2nd or third 360 due to RROD? Even when MS had to confront the issue with replacement systems, my mates couldn't wait for even the turnaround of sending it in, and waiting for a replacement.,,..,..
If that's how you consider it a win... OK.. but so is having 5 , of which 3 don't function.... Its a win win....mwhahahahaha

porkChop974d ago

"my mates couldn't wait for even the turnaround of sending it in"

You're acting like it would take months. When I sent my 360 in I got a new one literally 5 days later. As soon as MS had tracking confirmation that you sent yours, they'd send a new one to you the same day. No one is going to spend hundreds to buy a new console instead of waiting a week. I swear you guys pull some of the dumbest shit out of nowhere and think people will actually believe it.

Regardless, none of this changes the fact that this isn't what the article is even about.

Rhythmattic973d ago (Edited 973d ago )

Porky
"You're acting like it would take months"
Sometimes it could.. FFS.. 'Strya here...
Best turnaround I reckon was 2-3 weeks.....
Either way, My mates experiences still exist.. So Sorry, no point trying to earn Xbox Achievements when it doesn't feature in what was a situation you never dealt with,,,,
3 of my friends would disagree (overall, 10 extra Xboxes purchased)
Regardless.. MS sold a lot of 360's that was due to this reason.. That is sales. Fact

"none of this changes the fact that this isn't what the article is even about."
Headline says HELLO !
Oh and "Sadly, not all hardware is created equal," that's enough to pass this on without taking your article bias into consideration.....
As for the rest.... Ok.. But you've actually gone out of your way to give MS a Pass... Fap on.

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Aloymetal975d ago (Edited 975d ago )

Yup, and because of that big fiasco MS had to fork out 1 billion but knowing them I think they're very proud of the 360, it's the only time a MS console reached 80mil+ sales, RROD played a big part of that and a record they will never break again.

Rhythmattic974d ago (Edited 974d ago )

So true.. Even when MS accepted they where caught out in the biggest lie of any generation, The wait for a replacement was outweighed by just buying another, and having one be returned as a backup, which, btw, generally failed on first swap.
I own honestly can't believe MS tards are just supporting , or arguing why and what MS did by just dismissing it....

lonewolf10975d ago

Lol I had the Atari Jaguar, surprised its "competition" the 3DO isn't on the list too, both as "popular" as each other.

SullysCigar975d ago

Lol same. Played the crap out of Aliens Vs Predator and Tempest 2000 .... aaand that's about it really!!

lonewolf10975d ago

Sad but true that was pretty much it.

Kurt Russell975d ago

Agreed, I never actually saw a 3DO make it to retailers in the UK. At least the Atari Jaguar was sold for around 6 months.

lonewolf10975d ago

It made it to some my brother got one, fared just as well as the Jaguar so most probably hard to find in general.

darthv72975d ago

3do had way better games. Jaguar not so much. Neo Geo sold less than both and yet isnt considered a failure. Go figure.

LWOGaming975d ago

Stadia is a weird one. It hasn’t sold at all well but in terms of how it works it’s still miles ahead of Xcloud in terms of stability and performance. Xcloud is still a way behind and that needs sorting but it will be in time. Stadia for me is one of those things that will go down as a what could have been moments. With better marketing it could have been a roaring success. I still play it and it remains the best place in my opinion to play CyberPunk 2077. Only platform I have played it on without having any issues at all. The tech is great. The concept is fine. Marketing terrible. Shame really.

Magog975d ago

The sales model was awful. They should have teamed with an existing player to allow for local and cloud access to games or a gaming subscription service.

LWOGaming975d ago

It was a strange mess from such a huge company, as I said, as a system it works really well but without gamers it’s nothing. Such a waste,

LWOGaming975d ago

The Xbox One was Microsoft’s Nintendo Wii U. Undercooked, undersold and just an unholy mess. The thing is with any of these failures is to learn from them and thankfully both Nintendo and Xbox did just that to the benefit of gamers everywhere.

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Pivotal Decisions in Gaming History - Xbox Goes All-In on Kinect

Xbox 360's Kinect had flopped yet Microsoft insisted on mandatory Kinect for Xbox One, driving the price up and alienating their potential customers.

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darthv721152d ago

the tech was pretty damn good but their focus on making it the centerpiece was not. Had they opted to keep it as a secondary or even tertiary device, it may have found new use for AR/VR.

PrimeVinister1152d ago

Maybe. But they were two early for VR and too late for motion control

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Godmars2901152d ago

Their focus was marketing metrics. Information gathering for targeted advertising. Also "event curating" or head counting for special TV events. If MS had had their way with always online and mandatory Kinect pre COVID, as and during it they'd likely be turning into dominant presence in many Western homes. Be getting subsidized by Disney and other streamers as well as the NFL.

Thing was, Kinect as an actual game system, its games, just weren't ready. MS moved on it too soon. Thankfully.

Atticus_finch1152d ago

Sorry but it was incredibly bad for gaming. The thing barely worked as intended and the games were broken shovelware. And let's not forget all the lies from Xbox to try and sell it. What happened to Milo?
It's like Xbox it's a perpetual lying machine.

PrimeVinister1152d ago

I had almost forgotten about Milo. It looks so unbelievable in retrospect. How did anyone believe it?!

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TheEnigma3131152d ago

Kinect requirement, TV focused, DRM, and $100 buried Xbone before it even stared.

PrimeVinister1152d ago (Edited 1152d ago )

I think Kinect was the worst of the bunch. They reversed DRM overnight and try to play down the TV stuff when they realised it made them look disinterested in gaming.

Kinect stuck around for six months, preventing sales and making more and more people upset when they dropped the Kinect and the price.

Atticus_finch1152d ago

Don't forget the inferior hardware which affects their game development to this day.
And the constant boasting and lying that hasn't change very much to this day.

kayoss1152d ago

I was kind of excited for the kinect. It had potential. That was until i tried it at one of their Microsoft store. The thing was so laggy and worker who was there, had no clue what he was doing. It kind of made rethink about buying an Xbox One with Kinect.

PrimeVinister1152d ago

I had already been turned off of the idea by Kinect for 360. Even when it worked, the games were bad and showed no potential.

Wii made you understand what they were going to do with it within about 10 seconds of Wii Sports. It went on to become a bit of a joke but at least it worked and had a purpose.

Thundercat771152d ago

The damage to the Xbox brand was so hard that til this day they are just the last place brand in the market.

PrimeVinister1152d ago

Totally. They haven't been really all that relevant since.

Godmars2901151d ago

That has to do with repeatedly failing, having to reaffirm only to again fail at creating a competent flow of decent games.

@PrimeVinister:
Until Game Pass and BC are mentioned. Only for the point to be missed.

kayoss1151d ago

thats because they dont know what they want to be. A gaming console, Television, or a gaming service?

Godmars2901151d ago

@kayoss:
They wanted, expected, to be Steam. To have everyone coming to them and paying for the privilege. That's the exact mentality on display when they tried to push always online.

brewin1151d ago

Its sad because the Xbox one version of Kinect was actually pretty solid. Not for motion games, I couldnt care less about those, but for the other features that are now commonplace in the gaming ecosystem. Things like voice control and optional motion features in games. Stuff that Sony did with the PS camera was pretty sweet and they could have done some of that stuff with Kinect.

The tech was pretty sweet when implemented right though. Who remembers the implementation in Dead Rising 3?! You could lure zombies away by saying stuff into the kinect, it was a bit hokey at first, but it actually enhanced the game significantly once you learned all the different voice commands. There was and still is nothing else like that!

The focus on TV seemed to be an issue for people, but the TV pass through had some real potential. They could have had cable companies giving the XBone out instead of cable boxes! I understood what they were trying to do, but they needed to show the games too, and thats where they lost the core gamers. Being able to jump right to a sports event or TV show with out leaving the console was actually a pretty cool thing. I spent many nights switching between NHL games or TV shows and jumping right back into my games seamlessly, just by telling Kinect to do so. It was better than people care to admit, but I loved it!

People say XBone had no games, but on launch I got Dead Rising 3, AC Black Flag, Watch Dogs, Killer Instinct, Battlefield 4, Forza 5, and Ryse. That was actually a pretty solid lineup in hindsight! Then later on it got gems like Quantum Break, Dead Rising 4, Sunset Overdrive, Gears 4 and 5, the Ori games, Rare Replay, Forza Horizon 3/4, State of Decay 2, ReCore (SUPER UNDERRATED GEM), Halo 5, Halo Wars 2, and all the great 3rd party stuff as well! I dare anyone who sat on the Xbox One to go back and give it a shot now.

It was actually a pretty great console all things considered. Yes the PS4 had better 1st party stuff, stuff that MS just couldnt top or even compete with, but there are some really great games that a lot of people missed out on that they would probably really enjoy if they actually played them. Thats why I recommend a Series S and Gamepass to a lot of people, as its a great way to get an awesome lineup pf games for super cheap!

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