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ESRB rate Bayonetta, it has 'gyrating' and panning on breasts that are 'jiggling'

Darkzero: The US games ratings board, the ESRB, has rated the upcoming Platinum Games developed Bayonetta. As you'd expect the game has been given a Mature rating, with Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Strong Language, and Suggestive Themes cited as the reasons for the rating.

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Pixel_Addict5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

ESRB's rating only makes mature theme games more appealing to kids. The boards attempts to warn consumers are actually (proverbial) big, bright, neon signs that say: "BUY ME NOW, I'M FULL OF BLOOD AND TITTIES!!!!".

So kids, if you didn't know a video game was going to be violent and full up boobage; don't worry the ESRB is too the rescue. They'll hightlight that on the cover!

You gotta love these slow witted conservative Christian nuts.

barom5206d ago

Think it probably would've gotten Mature rating anyway. The game is quite violent to begin with. DMC4 got Mature rating and I don't really see how Bayonetta is any less violent.

OmegaSlayer5207d ago

Commodore things and Microsoft thingies are not to be mentioned in the same sentence.
Welcome to a remake of Turrican, but never on something Microsoft labeled.

Robearboy5207d ago

Dude your avatar dont half bring back some memories, i right fancy a game on rainbow islands now :)

DelbertGrady5207d ago

I'd love to see a XBLA version of Turrican. A pack with all three of them would be cool.

Mr_Potato_5207d ago

It's a bit sad to see an amiga avatar used by a MS fanboy.

OmegaSlayer5207d ago

Indeed
The awesomeness that was called Amiga is what Microsoft won't ever be.

Amiga was a very open system, and 360 is not.
Amiga was a very reliable system, 360 is not.
Amiga was based on a very unique architecture, 360 is not.
Amiga had a lot of untapped power, 360 (a PC based system) have not.
Amiga was innovative, 360 is not.

I respect you for your past days as a gamer, but you should abandon the idea of gaming that you follow now.

GWAVE5207d ago

Sounds awesome...if I was 13 years old and a virgin.

DelbertGrady5207d ago

So in your case it's just partly awesome? ;)

MK_Red5207d ago

So only 13 year old virgins like blood, gore and boobs!?

Brixxer6005207d ago

Guess i'll be acting like a 13 year old virgin then.Those were the days , pity they're 26 years ago. lol

Ausbo5207d ago

GWAVE is just jealous because he only owns a ps3 and tries to bash the 360 every time he comments. He may not be a 13 year old virgin, but a 14 year old virgin.

xabmol5207d ago

Bayonetta is a multi-platform game. How is he bashing the 360?

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Robearboy5207d ago

"I'd love to see a XBLA version of Turrican. A pack with all three of them would be cool."

For sure they should do a full Amiga pack with the turrican's, rainbow islands, parasol stars, shadow of the beast's, cannon fodder, gods, xenon 2, midnight resistance and alien breed. I would gladly part with my cash for that

Brixxer6005207d ago

That would be a brilliant pack , add on Frontier and i'd be buying that.

DelbertGrady5207d ago (Edited 5207d ago )

Oh, and Moonstone. If you ever wonder where The Behemoth got their inspiration for Castle Crashers there's no need to look further. =)

andron5207d ago

I would add Supercars II and Silkworm IV/SWIV to that list...

DelbertGrady5207d ago

I preferred Super Cars I. Lotus Esprit Turbo Challenge would be nice too =)

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