New Zune Commercial Features Ass Painting

Ripten:

"Today's Watercooler features a very perplexing ad for a product most of us are familiar with. Following the trend of the last few years in which commercials have absolutely nothing to do with the product they are advertising, this commercial features some nice fat dude shooting paint out of his ass.

That's right. Paint out of his ass.

I usually say "You're welcome" here, but I'm not sure if anyone's thanking me on this one. Seriously, though, I'd like to here some suggestions on how this ad makes any kind of sense at all. The only thing I'm sure of is that Microsoft are some sick bastards and the Zune is apparently a painted piece of sh!t."

[Twizlex]

All I can think of are acronyms like OMG, LOL, and WTF!?!? Seriously, WHAT is up with this commercial?

[Cookigaki]

Cookigaki will tell you what is up. Microsoft pulled the Zune out of its ass.

[Twizlex]

Cookigaki?! Since when have you been a N4G member?

[Cookigaki]

Cookigaki joined this morning when he saw Watercooler on N4G. Cookigaki loves Watercooler.

[GrieverSoul]

Welcome Cookagaki! I always laugh at the way U make comments refering to yourself in the third person.

This article makes no sense! It reminds on the commercial that Sony made about various people in strange situations! Remember the naked guy with the sock on the floor! lol

[GrieverSoul]

Double post! Sorry!

[Cookigaki]

Thank you Griever-san. Cookigaki has many fans around the world and many suckle breasts desiring the cookie. Cookigaki will add you to the list and may call on you soon to assist in Cookigaki's world domination plans.

[The Matrix]

I'll be glad when this is behind us.

[callahan09]

And people complained about Sony's advertising (freaky baby, thumb/penis guy, what have you) ??? This really takes the cake in terms of the "holy crap you just convinced me NOT to buy your product!" factor.

[SeNiLe911]

I don't get it and don't think I want to.

I need to go play Gears of War 2 Horde to get that out of my mind.

[BattleAxe]

All I can say is that Sony Pictures really need to pull all music and movies from the NXE especially after this............

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Well.Thats disgusting.And doesn't even inform anyone what a Zune is.

[Cookigaki]

That's because if you were cool, you should already know. Microsoft only wants cool people to have a Zune.

[Twizlex]

LOL. You must be 'this cool' to own a Zune. Freaking Microsoft. Maybe they want to increase the search rank of Zune by having all these people trying to find out what it is.

[Lord Anubis]

that's the type of thing xbox 360 and zune owners enjoy. The commercial is targeted to the main audience which i already stated.

[Twizlex]

Uh-oh, I think you can expect some flames for that one!

[BrianC6234]

I think a Zune is some kind of paint pellet you stick up your butt so you can paint. Isn't it? It must be.

[BIGELLOW]

@Twizlex,

I agree. Funny thing is, it probably just means Microsoft helped boost the usage of Google.

[shadowghost752]

That is worse than SONY's worst adverts

[running rampid]

lol Cookigaki. dude that's a kickass name. +bubbles.

[Pennywise]

Well that about sums up all MS products!

[PS3n360]

just gross. I mean WTF. I feel sick to my stomach.

[rmedtx888]

Gross!!!! I don't think this is legit. Is it?

[PS3n360]

I think his paintings stink.

[The-Director]

Microsoft should fire their existing AD Agency and hire a new one.

from the disastrous seinfeld ads to this?

[Sir_Ken_Kutaragi]

...Sh!t Micro$oft Product!!! ;-D

[dale1]

thats pp in the picture,saying ready when you are bill

[lociefer]

OH FFS

[pp]

Zune is awsome. Also how did he get the paint in his ass.

[lokiroo420]

Your moms d1ck pumped it in while you gave a firm reach around you f@g.

[eVoCoRe]

Nothing to do with Microsoft, click the vid and you will see

DISCLAIMER: Microsoft had NO part in making this film. I made this with no money and for fun, so enjoy!

[machete squad steve]

on MS perFectly
:(

[Voulnet]

LOL @ PS3 fanboys thinking this is real and bashing MS!

[IWentBrokeForGaming]

that this guys night of boozing and white castles ended up like this...

[jams_shop]

How does he get the paint up in there? Please DO NOT answer my question!

[villevalorox]

that is so fu*king sick. wtf!! I dont think that this ad will get people to buy a zune.

[tristanmike]

Will NEVER buy a Zune based solely on this add.

[drdistracto707]

*pukes*

[Sanhlami]

when I see colorful diarrhea shooting out of someone's ass I definately think of the Zune.