How to Stop Your Girlfriend from Gaming

Curb your girlfriend's five-hour Zelda binges and reclaim your console with this most excellent (and unproven) guide.

[Maddens Raiders]

however there's only one *sure fire way to get her mind off the console and this is nsfw.

[LinuxGuru]

YEP.

Rock out with your c*ck out, and that'll put an end to pretty much anything she's doing LOL

[Flopbox]

Show her a 360,she'll stop gaming and dump you

[NegativeCreep427]

Bang her until she is so tired she won't even have the energy to stop and check her mascara in the morning. TL4Life!

[Stryfeno2]

Buy a PS3...How could she game on a console that have no games? Problem solved.

[NegativeCreep427]

Fanboys like you will never get laid if you keep up that kind of attitude. Oh and BTW, F*cking a plastic, blow-up doll or you're hand isn't the same as getting laid.

[-_-]

[[after the RROD she'll definitely dump you,no woman wants trash]]

[Tacki]

How to Piss Off Your Girlfriend

[JUSTICEFORALL]

why? i like girl gamers

[RememberThe357]

I was thinking the same thing.

[KiddyBrownTurd]

if she's a gamer's GF, just tell her the truth: she's super fat and super ugly (hello, jewkin). she will leave.

[dirtrider]

in all fairness to juuken shes just like the rest of the pathetic ass sony fans on this site- they act like their opinion is the only one in the world. i just hope psn gets mc donalds ads so she and the rest of the fat ass sony boys can keep up with whats "new" on the dollar menu

[MrWeymes]

..a bit annoying when your girlfriend plays Kingdom Hearts 2 for 6 hours, and you have 12 unbeaten next gen titles to play.

[FantasyStar]

word

[Prototype]

I'll die a happy man to meet a female gamer, especially one that games MORE than I do

[Ozzyb]

I think it's cool for girls to play games. Who cares if they play and you can't? Learn to share.

[jessupj]

Well page number 9 will work or any caring loving girlfriend, so if you don't have one of those it is time to find better.

I love girl gamers too, but i hate girl gamers that think they are the sh!t and boast that they can beat any guy. As soon as I they say this to my I say lets have a game of tekken then lets see if you can still talk.

It seems to be the case that a lot of hardcore gamer girls are like this. Is this true for anyone else?

[Tacki]

Don't really any girl gamers personally, besides my girlfriend... but she can kick my ass in Tekken. lol

I'd imagine that their are a variety of hardcore female gamers out there. Just like guys there will be some who talk alot and some who just let their skills do the talking. Of course like I said I don't know any others besides my girlfriend (and she doesn't really 'boast' though she knows she's good and when she's better than me). Generally speaking though... I've found the best players to often be the more humble ones. Not saying it's ALWAYS the case... but like they say in Japan, the weaker dog often barks loudest.

[MelaDarkwood]

Hahahaha. Find a girl who has her OWN consoles. =)

[wollie]

Find a two player game!

Me and mines is playing Pixel Junk Eden and it is fun as hell.

[Guardian0fPeace]

Why wouldn't we want them to game with us? Guys scared of getting pwned by a girl? lol, that's sad. Some guys are just n00bs...