Wired's Chris Baker writes this humorous reimagination of the Nintendo E3 2008 press conference:
"By almost all accounts, attendees at last week's E3 Media & Business Summit didn't like Nintendo's press conference.
The company lavished attention on its games in development for casual users, who don't pay any attention to E3 press conferences to begin with, while completely ignoring the hard-core gamers that watch E3 coverage live on TV.
The thing is, it's not as if the company doesn't have games in the pipeline for lifelong gamers. They could have put on a much more entertaining show, had they chosen to. If only they'd..."
While the mainstream media always sees things turning in favor of the hero, here are 6 games that own being a bad guy.
Pretty much all of these games listed are based around a morality system you don't have to be bad and you don't have to be good.
It seems to have left out some real amazing games like red dead redemption 1/2,ass effect and true crime la/ny
Armored Core VI?
Ok, I'm really missing something here. Just beat chapter 3 earlier this evening, unlocked A-rank Arena fights. I'm not seeing or sensing any branching paths or morality system and I've done every side mission and arena fight available to me up to that fight.
Is something big coming soon to branch the story?
No mention of Grand Theft Auto? Saints Row (original trilogy), Manhunt? Also The Suffering (depending on the ending you get).
Trevor in GTA 6 is a sadist and psychopath who dabbles in cannibalism. Should be top of the list. These game “news” sites should hire people that know games.
Space opera fans deserve a chance to experience the vastness of Infinite Space, and Sega needs to make up for its mistake.
I still go back to Infinite Space from time to time. Probably the most underrated game I ever played.
Pac-Pix launched in 2005 as a Nintendo DS exclusive, and deserves to make a comeback on modern touchscreen devices.
starfox wii
mario tennis
pikmin 3
new f -zero
new zelda trailer
the secret rumored retro studios project
Jesus Christ... THAT was the conference I was expecting! THAT was the conference that would've taken the show. That was the conference that didn't happen. Sigh.
Great read, though. Hilarious and awesome.
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Hahahahahaha Funny a$$ article
lmao