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Watch Dogs Random Character Profiler Is Often Hilarious, Even Awkward

GearNuke: "The random character profiler in Watch Dogs can result in some interesting descriptions."

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GarrusVakarian3771d ago

I've only noticed two funny/weird profiles. One said 'banned from Canada', and the other said 'frequent online searches: Kids' :/

Spinal3771d ago

LOOOOOOOL Gotta love Ubi for this one.

Castle3333771d ago

I saw. Attends furry conventions.

Gazondaily3771d ago

Zombie fetish is a weird one.

UnrealThreats3770d ago

The funniest one for me was:

"Frequent Online Searches: Rape"
Occupation: School Teacher

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creeping judas3771d ago

2 out of 10, I wouldn't bang.
5 out of 10, I would bang her in desperation

From one of the infiltration side quests.

DragonKnight3771d ago

I loved that one. It's even funnier given that the guy is staring right at you. Plus, it says he's a college major but he looks more like a college professor type.

I frickin' HATE that stupid soul patch though. God, whoever came up with that "beard" had to be some kind of freak. It looks like a s*** stain on someone's face.

TOTSUKO3771d ago (Edited 3771d ago )

Only one for me.

"Has a foot fetish"

& the person was a female lol

EDIT: I also encountered a Chinese women speak like a ghetto black women :p

Loving the game so far.

OculusRift3771d ago (Edited 3771d ago )

Why does speaking like an uneducated retard always fall on just black people alone? I know plenty of Asians, spanish, whites and Indians who speak in that manner.

OT:
The game was seriously over-hyped. I've been playing since the 23rd and it's soo boring. I mean, the hacking aspect is cool and all, but what about the rest of the game? I guess it's back to Skyrim. Meh.. 6.9/10

DragonKnight3771d ago

Ummm, I think TOTSUKO means saying something like "mmmhhmmm gurl" or something like that. I'm pretty sure someone who is from China (meaning not a Chinese naturalized citizen of the U.S. or something) and speaks ghetto doesn't sound like that.

OT: I disagree with your opinion about the game, and would question you further given your statement about Skyrim if not for the fact that you HAVE to be playing with mods otherwise there is no way that Skyrim wouldn't have bored you just as much as Watch Dogs has by now.

TOTSUKO3770d ago

I never said black people are uneducated or retarded. Im sorry if it sounded that way.

What I mean't was the voice over was way off for that particular pedestrian that I heard. It may be a glitch or just a funny coincidence in randomization the game makes to all pedestrians.

It may be boring to you but I find the game fresh and clever. When comparing Open World games, there are things Watch Dogs does that are more enjoyable than GTA to be honest. The driving in Watch Dogs is bad I admit. The missions are more intuitive and make repetitive missions alittle more enjoyable unlike GTA games(Reason why I never finished GTA4). For the first installment of a new open world ip its pretty impressive.

It is still not up there with GTA V in terms of multiplayer or story but the core gameplay mechanics of the game is what they needed to make first and it has great potential.

8.5/10

The_Blue3771d ago

ghetto black women?

You and your generalizations. That are plenty of white women who sound "ghetto" as well.

IRetrouk3771d ago

The rap battles crack me up lol

NovusTerminus3771d ago

I found a Cthulhu Enthusiast...

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The entire WatchDogs series is 87% off and it's not even Black Friday

If you are looking for a bargain, check out the huge discounts across the entire WatchDogs series on Steam.

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Watch Dogs Deserves A Remake, More Than Ever

With the world of information and technology, privacy and security growing every day, Watch Dogs deserves another chance in the spotlight, now more than ever.

RaidenBlack1153d ago

The only Ubi title that deserves a faithful remake right now is Splinter Cell 1.
All 2014+ Ubi titles are just underwhelming. Especially ones from 2016+ are just cancer.

LucasRuinedChildhood1152d ago (Edited 1152d ago )

Seriously, are we so far removed from Ubisoft actually making good games that people now praise Watch_Dogs in retrospect?

"Watch_Dogs has remained one of my favourite games of the last ten years." Jesus Christ.

HankHill1152d ago

I remember being so disappointed in Watch Dogs when I played it at release. It was alright, but I think I fell for the hype and I needed a game to play on my new PS4.

obidanshinobi1152d ago

This is what happens when mediocrity gets praised as good.
Standards are slipping across the whole entertainment industry.
What was once considering rubbish is now considered as OK, what once was OK is now being praised as good etc etc.

LamerTamer1152d ago

Everyone has their own likes. I liked it a lot myself. I played through it twice and liked the car chases and the open world with fairly decent environments and missions. It suffered from the whole downgrade thing where they showed graphics that weren't actually there. No game will appeal to everyone but it was still ambitious for it's time.

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gantarat1152d ago

assassin's creed 1 should get a remake.

ExBee1152d ago

For certain! AC1 was brilliant at the time but with new graphics and gameplay it would be amazing! Do you prefer old combat or new though?

RaidenBlack1152d ago

I'd say a reimagining of AC1.
I direct AC1 remake would be a bad idea. It'll need better story pacing and significant better world building.

BlaqMagiq11152d ago

Old. Let it play like how it did with AC2-Syndicate style gameplay but refine the setting and story.

Profchaos1152d ago

It would need a lot changed for it to be enjoyable again as even back in 2007 on launch we were all complaining about it's repetitive gameplay go here perform one of three side quests repeat then assassination now do it over and over until a big battle with a unforgiving checkpoint system.

BlaqMagiq11152d ago

Absolutely. It needs it. The only AC I truly didn't enjoy.

chicken_in_the_corn1152d ago

I'd prefer it didn't. Ubisoft would make it so bloated, it wouldn't be anywhere near the original

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smolinsk1152d ago (Edited 1152d ago )

Absolutely, this watch dogs legion was terrible boring.

Profchaos1152d ago (Edited 1152d ago )

As a fan of the franchise legion was garbage and I regretted my purchase for the first time in the franchise the entire thing felt like an experiment in NPC behaviour and released without the writers input on what makes a good story.

I don't think I'm alone in that feeling though as wrench and Aiden are brought back and the campaign was rewritten to fit them.

I am tempted to buy the season pass to play it again with Aiden but fool me twice shame on me I'm waiting for a deep sale

camel_toad1152d ago

Agreed. Despite the annoying hipness of the characters in part 2 I thought it was a really fun game. I was extremely disappointed and surprised at how many steps back they took with Legion. You'd think it was made by an entirely different team. Or was it?

It was just so devoid of fun.

LamerTamer1152d ago

Honestly one of my biggest annoyances with Legion is that they took out the camera views for the driving. I mean the behind the car view that they stuck us with is near unplayable. I always used a first person driving view. After two releases why did they take OUT features? I don't get it.

TheSinsibleOne1152d ago

The fist watchdog game was the best by far
After that they weren't weird and annoying with that hipster stuff. Aiden was a badass.

LamerTamer1152d ago

I thought so at first too. I got used to it and it ended up being good after some play time. I just had to give it a chance.

TheEnigma3131152d ago

Remake the PoP series from xbox/ps2/gc era

RaidenBlack1152d ago

They are remaking Sands of Time.

TheEnigma3131152d ago

That's good news. Hopefully it's done right.

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Inside the Driver game that died so that Watch Dogs could live

From VG247: "When cars slide, they leave tyre marks. In a game like Driver, they’re an aesthetic touch, part of the inherent cool of a handbrake turn. But those dark shadows in the road also tell a story. From tyre marks, you can determine the speed of a vehicle, when it started to skid, and its ultimate direction of travel – long after the car itself has vanished into the distance."

vallencer1217d ago

Different spellings in different parts of the world friend. Tyre is a correct way to spell it.

Pridefall1217d ago

Dunno why you got downvpted when tyre is correct in Australia.

mikefizzled11216d ago

The mystery that is En Fore Gee

neutralgamer19921217d ago

Give us driver San Francisco remastered

IGiveHugs2NakedWomen1217d ago

Why did they stop making some of the best games ever? Driver was one of them.

Gameseeker_Frampt1216d ago

Assassins Creed 2 showed Ubisoft how to make money and Far Cry 2 showed them that gamers don't like complex ideas. Now Ubisoft just turns out games that are just variations of the same thing.

WeAreLegion1217d ago

Best driving mechanics ever made. Nothing has come close.

Gardenia1217d ago

A story driven game with pure driving gameplay. I'd love to see a new Driver game or a remake of the first one.

ApocalypseShadow1217d ago

Yes. This one. A definite remake of the first without adding any ridiculous fluff. The first game had great physics and sound for its time. The start of the car in the beginning cinema I watched constantly. My father and uncles were big muscle and classic car freaks. Only thing crazy about the game was the relentless cops in the last level. Insane the way those police cars were and launched at you.

Bleemcast made it look better just like PC emulators. But would definitely take a remake.

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