Goat Simulator: How to beat every one of the 27 quests and find all of the 27 collectibles

Tips to accomplish every quest, as well as the location of all 27 goat statues.

[ColManischewitz]

I had no idea this game had quests or collectibles.

[JeffGrubb]

Teach me how to goat.

[darkronin229]

I didn't realize this was a real game until a couple days ago. Must get it!

[Sadie2100]

Is this an April Fools joke?

[Tolkoto]

I feel bad for not being on the Goat band wagon.