This Dragon’s Crown Sorceress Figure is Beautiful, Mysteriously Unavailable

Alphamax's Dragon's Crown's Sorceress Fiugure looks absolutely fantastic, but the manufacturer mysteriously halted all orders.

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user74029311981d ago

where are her nips?

anyway great game

KillrateOmega1981d ago (Edited 1981d ago )

They were consumed by her overwhelming chest beef.

JoelT1981d ago

I cannot believe you called it chest beef. You better trademark that or I will.

KillrateOmega1981d ago


Magic, good sir. Magic. Keep in mind that she IS a sorceress.

Inception1981d ago

She hide it with a magic. She's a sorceress anyway, so you should predict that :P

cleft51981d ago

Yep I love the game, the ending is particularly satisfying considering all the controversy going around. So far, The Sorceress is the only character I have beat the game with, but I plan on trying out the other characters too. The elf looks really fun to play as with her Bow that is just as big as her.

Inception1981d ago

I beat the game with Elf. Her damage a bit low but her charge attack + combo kick are awesome :3

bigfish1981d ago

those jugglers are way to big,, almost like a mutation coming out of her chest!!. Her nipples must be like pencil top rubbers....

ATi_Elite1981d ago

I bet you she CAN NOT drown!

AfterThought1981d ago (Edited 1981d ago )

Mainly just this figurine, no denying she has huge breasts in the game also but they aren't that big.

The ones in the artwork and game are proportioned better than this, still a cool figurine none the less.

I hope they make one for every character.

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Soulscare1981d ago

That is literally the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Bimkoblerutso1981d ago

If anything, you would think they would make them smaller considering they were made intentionally ridiculous in the game already...but....nope, they went the other way with it.

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orakle441981d ago

If you like ridiculously fake looking things, then yes thats beautiful, but for the rest of us, wtf.

SilentNegotiator1980d ago (Edited 1980d ago )

Hey, if people can get off to that alien Palin-lookalike, Bayonetta, let some people enjoy some simple exaggerated boobs.

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