This Dragon’s Crown Sorceress Figure is Beautiful, Mysteriously Unavailable

Alphamax's Dragon's Crown's Sorceress Fiugure looks absolutely fantastic, but the manufacturer mysteriously halted all orders.

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user74029312281d ago

where are her nips?

anyway great game

KillrateOmega2281d ago (Edited 2281d ago )

They were consumed by her overwhelming chest beef.

JoelT2281d ago

I cannot believe you called it chest beef. You better trademark that or I will.

KillrateOmega2281d ago


Magic, good sir. Magic. Keep in mind that she IS a sorceress.

Inception2281d ago

She hide it with a magic. She's a sorceress anyway, so you should predict that :P

cleft52281d ago

Yep I love the game, the ending is particularly satisfying considering all the controversy going around. So far, The Sorceress is the only character I have beat the game with, but I plan on trying out the other characters too. The elf looks really fun to play as with her Bow that is just as big as her.

Inception2281d ago

I beat the game with Elf. Her damage a bit low but her charge attack + combo kick are awesome :3

bigfish2281d ago

those jugglers are way to big,, almost like a mutation coming out of her chest!!. Her nipples must be like pencil top rubbers....

ATi_Elite2281d ago

I bet you she CAN NOT drown!

AfterThought2281d ago (Edited 2281d ago )

Mainly just this figurine, no denying she has huge breasts in the game also but they aren't that big.

The ones in the artwork and game are proportioned better than this, still a cool figurine none the less.

I hope they make one for every character.

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Soulscare2281d ago

That is literally the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Bimkoblerutso2281d ago

If anything, you would think they would make them smaller considering they were made intentionally ridiculous in the game already...but....nope, they went the other way with it.

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orakle442281d ago

If you like ridiculously fake looking things, then yes thats beautiful, but for the rest of us, wtf.

SilentNegotiator2281d ago (Edited 2281d ago )

Hey, if people can get off to that alien Palin-lookalike, Bayonetta, let some people enjoy some simple exaggerated boobs.

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