Neil writes: "Super cheap to purchase and download God Damn The Garden is now available to play on Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo Switch"
Dave writes: "Sift through the scraps of ideas and mechanics in God Damn the Garden and you might find the odd tiny nugget of gold."
WTMG's Leo Faria: "Even though it’s a really short game, God Damn the Garden will test your patience, and not in a fun way. It fails as a challenging first-person shooter, it fails as a comedic game (using LOLZ in your dialogue doesn’t make you funny), and it fails, to a lesser degree, as a retro homage to the Nintendo 64 era. There is a good chance you have never heard of it prior to this review, and sadly, I think it’s best if you keep unaware of it. It’s no offensively bad, but I cannot think of a single redeeming factor. Not even the inclusion of capybaras… for the “LOLZ”."
