And they tell us absolutely nothing about the game.
So it's one of the thousands of games with Knights in it. Why should I care?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the update gave us jack shit, in terms of interesting content.
What's that? I'm right? Shocking.
Why are we even listening to this Mark Cerny guy?
He's clearly an idiot.
Are you serious? They gave us "screenshots" of what the characters look like in a Sonic game?
It's fucking Sonic. All the characters have looked exactly the same for like 20 years.
WTF?
They gave a spot to Midna from Twilight Princess? And the girl from Wet?
"Authorities in Douglasville, Georgia, had to taser the boy in order to arrest him"
LOL
They tasered him!
How much does this cost again? Like $40 or something?
Try running into a fallen trashcan.
Or a parked car.
Or a person laying down.
Or any number of the things littering the streets.
Niko will fall over, and he will take damage for it.
So back up, fanboy.
What game is that girl in the picture from?
I've been a fan of the series since Daggerfall, and even I think it's a rip off.
What do I know about this dragon? Nothing.
Are people going to come into my house, see the statue on my mantle and go "Oh! Is that Alduin the World Eater?" Even if they've played the game it's unlikely.
It holds no value. I could go to the mall, buy a random dragon statue for 20 bucks, and tell people it's from Skyrim. Same effect all around,...
Sales do plummet.
The problem is that there really isn't anything of note to buy on the Wii, so nobody buys anything else after it's reached the charts and it just kind of hangs there in stasis.
Isn't this that "artsy" game that came out a while ago?
The one where if you don't like it, basically all the fanboys laugh and go "HA! You think Limbo is boring? How PEDESTRIAN!"
It's no wonder they're stoked over Link turning 25, considering the Legend of Zelda is pretty much the only game from Nintendo that people give a rat's ass about anymore.
This bullshit is what's at the top of the Wii Charts?
No wonder there are so many articles about how Nintendo is dying.
I wasn't able to spend hundreds of hours in GTA IV, with or without cheats. Before thinking about cheats, how about making the game actually fun in the first place?
I don't care if I can spawn weapons in my hand, I just don't want my character to be running down the street when suddenly he trips over the curb, takes damage from the fall and dies from it.
That's not a fun aspect to put into a game. That's not even realistic. Nobody is going...
In my humble opinion, Nickjkl deserves many, many agrees for his comment.
I love the Hitman series, but the direction they're going in is killing it.
Reading about the game in GameInformer, where they talk about Agent 47 "Crashing through a window, police hot on his heels" seriously makes me consider not buying the game.
He's a stealth assassin, not a mercenary.
As I said, labor can last for hours, or even days in many cases. The baby wasn't in danger. Proof? Why of course I have proof, after all I'm not you. I'm quite a bit better.
If the baby were in danger, the article would have made mention of it because that would boost it's views. It didn't, so we can assume the baby is fine.
So you're in a bad mood. Contrary to popular belief, that's not an excuse to be an idiot. Grow up and deal w...
Yeah, except it's not just Bethesda games.
They get every game on the Steam marketplace (past, present and future) for free.
It's not a sign that they don't care, because ultimately they do. They want us to be happy so we give them their money. (Except for Nintendo, who apparently doesn't like money.)
It's a sign that the companies don't believe these titles would be worth the cost of production. Instead of produce a predicted flop, they'd rather cut their losses and put their resources into something that's going to keep their company alive.