Suck my ass droids

Ryuk

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Story update: Sony Exec thinks the current year now is that of the year 20XX, not 2010. Gran Fail-ismo delayed again indefinitely to add flying cars and space tracks into the mix. See you in the future droids.

Play WAAYY beyond

5199d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

What are you guys talking about? Now we all know that GoW 3 might........... [error uploading, please wait]

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Play Behind Lmao!

Edit: but (insert random amount of specs here like a droid) my p.c is a beast. Thats where I play all my pc/360 games, like everyone else. It cant be slow, can it?? lolz. But really, try and cheer up nitro-fail. With the help of those kr...

5199d ago 3 agree6 disagreeView comment

For the fastest amount of trade-ins ever lol!! Not only has Sony's foot been blown off, but the whole damn leg had to go as well LMAO!!!

Next up: GT5 - steering wheel required
Gow3 - Gow collection data required
Chocolate Rain.. err...heavy rain - Blu Ray remote required
Every ps3 exclusive in the fall of 2010 - dildo required lmao

5202d ago 12 agree9 disagreeView comment

So the droids saw the ps3 version of this a while back and said that the 360 held it back resulting in "crap graphics/gimped". But the 360 used a different engine all together, so what they were really seeing and calling crap was their ps3 version, unfazed by the 360.

(fuk ass sony fanboy mods jacked 2 of my bubbles in less than a hour lol, only on n4g)

5202d ago 9 agree10 disagreeView comment

Gameplay?? The hell are you looking at?? All I saw was bad voice acting, a dumb ass kid and resident evil 1 type animations LMAO!!

5202d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

PlayStation 3, its where new IPs are born, flopped and forgotten.

*fixed*

5202d ago 4 agree7 disagreeView comment

At least you wont have a hard time taking down the gods...now that they're 2 of you and all lmao. Self pwnage to the fullest haha

5209d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Not only has sony just dug their own grave, they paid for the funeral and coffin too LMFAO!!

5211d ago 11 agree20 disagreeView comment

Says the guy who jizzes over a screen shot of god of war 3 Lmao!!!

5213d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

Thats the only way the droids get their action hahaha!!

5213d ago 0 agree7 disagreeView comment

The droids are all springing oil leaks in their pants, fainting and sh!t over a bald headed pale guy? LMFAO Hahaha wow!

5213d ago 2 agree6 disagreeView comment

Natal is the next evolution in gaming.
PS Wand is the next evolution in ladies sex toys.

5314d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Hahaha!! Sony droids and this game are one in the same, straight up F.A.G.'s >:D

5336d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

Agree, psp go and gran turismo are epic fails

5337d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

And so are you if you don't get your ass back into that kitchen and cook!!!!

5341d ago 1 agree8 disagreeView comment

This is the face I made when I seen your ugly ass come out the womb.

edit: well well..if it isn't the creeper, didn't I own your ass hard some months ago, which led to your cell chip completely freezing over due to mass pwnage? I see you've got sum upgrades now lmfao!!

Oh..what a step up!! Your not throwing racial slurs at me this time. Way to go >:D Poor basement droid, using his real life past as a insult to others. Sad..sad individual lmfao!!! btw, I didnt ...

5341d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

Unfarted 1/2, Failzone 2, heavenly fail, F.A.G, Lair lmao, Resistance fall of the ps3, Little big turd, the list goes on

5341d ago 3 agree7 disagreeView comment

That you droids will brag about all night and day (since machines don't have to sleep) but you'll never buy. Droids are so funny! Haha

5341d ago 3 agree11 disagreeView comment

Sony: We will (hopefully) outsell the 360 in the year 2012, 13, or 14.

Sony fans: Its all a lie!!!

Sony: No..it isn't

Ryuk: Droids better kiss their old asshole goodbye cause sony just ripped them a new one free of charge LMFAO! >:P

5476d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

The mart is right, snatcher is opening up a can, jukken cursing?? The hell?? Droids suck, Hansen's 1st comment is a epic fail (naming all the games that he's not gonna buy...tsk :P) I'm right, your wrong and the turdstation 3 fails yet again

Edit: operation "shut ultimolu's ass up" is at hand and shall be carried out flawlessly >:P

5480d ago 6 agree8 disagreeView comment