Before Killzone Shadowfall came into my life I used to enjoy miracle whip, but now shadowfall has taught me the error of my ways. I now see how obscured and narrow minded my opinion of various products was, now I see the light and have developed a rather serious relationship for cheez whiz
All amazon is missing is some good 'ol cheez whiz
I must say that this news story makes my nipples hard
The kinect 2.0 ruined my life! Everytime I turn on my xbox one to play my sexified kinect 2.0 my nipples become irrationally pointy in anticipation, causing my t shirts to obtain what I call nipple holes. These nipple holes leave my shirts practically unusable. Since I got the kinect i have had to replace my whole wardrobe and have been forced to use pylons to cover my nipples. Now I am broke and unable to use my kinect. Thanks a lot Microsoft.